Popping the Cherry

[Calaen]

Was just wondering if anyone had a funny experience when they had sex for the first time?

I know it is often looked upon as a stressful event but im sure some of you freaky mother fuckers in OT have some stories!!!!!

I fell through the gap in 2 single beds we had pushed together, never laughed so much in my life tbh, really broke the tension and made the rest of the evening fucking class and stress free.

 

[tris-]

ah yes, the old losing the virginity stories.

first time for me was uber setting. in corfu, on a patio, clear sky and could hear the waves whoosing

the funny bits though -

#i choked on a pube
#she didnt believe i was a virgin cos i roxed her sox all over
#people watching us
#her screaming my name which i found hillarious

 

[Vladamir]

I'll see if i can bring some back from my holiday for you

 

[Mey]

tris you forgot to put:

artistic licence allowed

 

[tris-]

soz mey, i have no idea what you mean.

(seriously )

 

[Mey]

nevermind

(means when you allowed to make stuff sound better than it actually was )

 

[tris-]

oh right

(btw that was all true )

 

[Mey]

hehe, tbh i can believe it but i made a failed attempt at being funny...

Revision is boring.

 

[tris-]

will let you off then. revision does indeed sux

 

[Thadius]

will let you off then. revision does indeed sux

Hmm, all make neopets accounts!11

Sure timewaster!

 

[Gamah]

Mine was fun for the 10 seconds it lasted.

 

[tris-]

rofl noob

 

[Gamah]

yeah got owned ;<

 

[Dandare]

Mine was quite memorble, I was 15 and the girl was 17, I told her I had slept with loads of people which was a lie.
After the kissing and playing about I went down on her and she was very wet, after my fumbling and nerves and a few pumps I needed a wee.
I went to the toliet and discovered blood on my manhood and face and freaked as I thought she had been on her period....I went to tell her this and turned the light on only to discover it was in fact a nosebleed what I had

 

[Gamah]

Mine was quite memorble, I was 15 and the girl was 17, I told her I had slept with loads of people which was a lie.
After the kissing and playing about I went down on her and she was very wet, after my fumbling and nerves and a few pumps I needed a wee.
I went to the toliet and discovered blood on my manhood and face and freaked as I thought she had been on her period....I went to tell her this and turned the light on only to discover it was in fact a nosebleed what I had

LOL, must of had a really smelly minge :|

 

[Dandare]

LOL, must of had a really smelly minge :|

No mate was my inexperience, she was'nt on her period but my nosebleed thro panic and pressure

 

[cHodAX]

I popped my cherry with a fat lass called Jackie when I was 12, we did it in the cellar of my parents old house ontop of a pile of old newspapers After we had finished she turned round and had the imprint of the frontpage from 'The Daily Mirror' tattooed to her arse, as you can imagine I died laughing

 

[DocWolfe]

I was pretty drunk my first time, once I started I just kept going for like and hour and a half then I gave up coz I couldn't jizz in the morning I sorted it though. She had a good time out of it

 

[Thorwyn]

I popped my cherry with a fat lass called Jackie when I was 12, we did it in the cellar of my parents old house ontop of a pile of old newspapers After we had finished she turned round and had the imprint of the frontpage from 'The Daily Mirror' tattooed to her arse, as you can imagine I died laughing

ROFL IRL!

 

[Darksword]

meh, was stoned.

 

[Raven]

got a bed spring in the knee the first time :< dont remember much more about it.

 

[Adlatus Hellbringer]

My first time i was also drunk and it lasted for an age lol Was great for her and pretty good for me tbh

I went back for 2nds wen i wasnt pissed and i cummed in minutes lol think she was disapointed...

 

[Eeben]

not much to tell about those 2 mins tbh

 

[Gamah]

not much to tell about those 2 mins tbh

2min? stallion! And yes everyone takes an age when pissed.

 

[Darksword]

2min? stallion! And yes everyone takes an age when pissed.

Whisky dick.

 

[Lamp]

Can't remember in detail. It was dark, sweaty, sticky, and involved bedsheets and bodily juices. Oh and blood. I lost my virginity to my gf at the time who also was a virgin. She had big tits.

 

[Adlatus Hellbringer]

She had big tits.

Thank GOD for that !!

 

[Lamp]

Thank GOD for that !!

Good : I remember she liked playing with my cock a lot
Bad: Her handjobs were like she was trying to pull my pecker from my body...

 

[tris-]

rofl. i dont know anyone whos had good hj except for

 

[Bugz]

Good : I remember she liked playing with my cock a lot
Bad: Her handjobs were like she was trying to pull my pecker from my body...

Communications is the key