Poole!
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was in poole today and saw a few chavs, think you should toddle on up to boscombe though bud the place is a snipers paridise! give me a rifle and a tall building and i could spend many a merry day in boscombe, though to be fair i dont really have anything against chavs, pikeys, etc.
i just hate the noisy inconsiderate folk who go about shouting random crap just when you drifted off to sleep, folk with car alarms (wtf is the point they just get ignored and tbh is it really so important to know when a low flying pigeon has just passed you car?) people that run about stabbing and robbing others, beggers, 14 year old mothers with 7 kids that run riot round the shops yelling at the top of their tiny lungs and those squat blokes with no necks that have untrained dogs on a length of string a hell of a lot thinner than the owners necklace.
so reading back i hate every1 in boscombe then.
i just hate the noisy inconsiderate folk who go about shouting random crap just when you drifted off to sleep, folk with car alarms (wtf is the point they just get ignored and tbh is it really so important to know when a low flying pigeon has just passed you car?) people that run about stabbing and robbing others, beggers, 14 year old mothers with 7 kids that run riot round the shops yelling at the top of their tiny lungs and those squat blokes with no necks that have untrained dogs on a length of string a hell of a lot thinner than the owners necklace.
so reading back i hate every1 in boscombe then.
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Give me a flamethrower and I'd be happy to toddle up to Boscombe. 
I sometimes dream about standing on top of the Barclays building in Poole and taking shots at the losers milling around the bus station. Would be so sweet....mmm!
I sometimes dream about standing on top of the Barclays building in Poole and taking shots at the losers milling around the bus station. Would be so sweet....mmm!
Ezteq said:
You forgot the smackheads leaving their dirty needles lying in the street and that bum who chased the school kid onto the bus and gave him abuse for not giving him his bus money when asked him for some money.
Hate the Pikeys too, trash one of the parks in Bournemouth every year and then whine when nobody wants them in the area. Wouldn't mind them staying if they didn't leave the place looking like a rubbish tip. Plus of course all the thieving, which always makes me laugh cos they try pulling the gypsy "we don't believe in property" type crap, like to see you try and drive of one of their mercs off (and yep they do have them, they had a nice new porsche delivered while they were here last year, which somehow I don't think they could afford by going around doing people's hedges for a few quid).
Yep have moved, though nowadays there seem to be fewer and fewer places where some scumbag hasn't moved there that thinks that they have a right to do whatever they like. Got no objection to people doing what they like as long as doesn't crap on someone else's life. If they do have the right to do whatever they like even if it ruins other people's lives then they also have the right to a smack round the head with a baseball bat. Also the if you don't like it move argument is frankly a big pile of steaming shite, some little old lady has lived in a street for most of her life she should have to move because some tosser moves there?
As for the Whiner part, reminds me of when Bournemouth gots its blue flag and the same day a toddler who had been taken down the beach got stabbed with a dirty needle left there by some smackhead, response from council official "Theres always someone who will complain", too friggin right I would too if it had been my kid. Yep could have possibly happened anywhere, though think council must take some responsibility for bringing the shitheads in from round the country, though I suppose can't ship em off to Oz anymore.
As for the Whiner part, reminds me of when Bournemouth gots its blue flag and the same day a toddler who had been taken down the beach got stabbed with a dirty needle left there by some smackhead, response from council official "Theres always someone who will complain", too friggin right I would too if it had been my kid. Yep could have possibly happened anywhere, though think council must take some responsibility for bringing the shitheads in from round the country, though I suppose can't ship em off to Oz anymore.
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Never had much contact with Pikeys, until I went to Reading.
The guys there took us to a local pub with beer garden and 2 families of Pikeys were there.
Gobsmacked is the word to describe it, the local lads had become resigned to their presence, as outsiders we were amazed.
2 totally fucked up, grimy scumbag families taking over the pub, they all stunk and I mean STUNK!!! of BO-PISS-BEER, the main guy (as they have) was sporting an 80's mullet, was driving his whole family in a people carrier and drove them all home blind drunk.
He watched his kids pull the beer garden to pieces, he pissed in the sink in the bogs (putting the plug in first for a laugh), then on the floor, his scabby wife , who was about 20 yrs younger than him, stole all the cuttlery and plates by casually puting them in her bag when they finished, they had a 2 yr old who was dressed in so much jewellery that he resembled a mini MrT, complete with multiple gold earings.
He swore at his kids, battered them, then fell across our table.
We of course were up for filling the fucker in , but the local lads explained that would be very unwise
1-he would have many knives and would fight to the death.
2-500 pikeys would turn up in 5 mins
3-they would destroy the pub.
Seems a bit far fetched..no, that's exactly what happened in a pub down the road.
The guys there took us to a local pub with beer garden and 2 families of Pikeys were there.
Gobsmacked is the word to describe it, the local lads had become resigned to their presence, as outsiders we were amazed.
2 totally fucked up, grimy scumbag families taking over the pub, they all stunk and I mean STUNK!!! of BO-PISS-BEER, the main guy (as they have) was sporting an 80's mullet, was driving his whole family in a people carrier and drove them all home blind drunk.
He watched his kids pull the beer garden to pieces, he pissed in the sink in the bogs (putting the plug in first for a laugh), then on the floor, his scabby wife , who was about 20 yrs younger than him, stole all the cuttlery and plates by casually puting them in her bag when they finished, they had a 2 yr old who was dressed in so much jewellery that he resembled a mini MrT, complete with multiple gold earings.
He swore at his kids, battered them, then fell across our table.
We of course were up for filling the fucker in , but the local lads explained that would be very unwise
1-he would have many knives and would fight to the death.
2-500 pikeys would turn up in 5 mins
3-they would destroy the pub.
Seems a bit far fetched..no, that's exactly what happened in a pub down the road.
rofl that was my favoyrite building when i was a kid, i was totally convinced it was a sky scraper....ahhh those were the days.Sissyfoo said:I sometimes dream about standing on top of the Barclays building in Poole and taking shots at the losers milling around the bus station. Would be so sweet....mmm!
p.s Ala great avitar rofl \o/
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Bunnytwo said:
The council should employ death squads to patrol the streets at night and KILL any chavs/pikeys/towniesthey see. Instant death sentence for anyone wearing burberry and/or bling! I would sign up so fast.
It could all be done real quiet like, with silencers, a bucket and mop, a garbage truck for storing the bodies and zero fuss! Just think; quiet streets, safe to go out at night, no having to play hopscotch on the pavement to avoid some chav cûnt's lungbutter...it would be close to Utopia.
Close...but not quite there. To reach Utopia the council would have to employ death squads to 'remove' the other people who piss me off...which would include themselves and 90% of England. Ho hum...'tis a hard life being a misanthrope.
p.s. Ezteq, just be glad you never had to work in that monstrosity! It is like the 7th layer of hell in there (or is the 5th? I forget!)...which is the one where you can see the souls of lost accountants trapped in the walls, wailing dismally for all eternity?
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There is no defending townies. They are subhuman, in that they display no human qualities: They do not appear to be able to think of a logical solution to a problem. They do not appear to be capable of empathy, love or selflessness. They do not care about the species as a whole. My friends, townies are a product of devolution. The only viable solution is to carpet bomb council estates
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You all forgot to mention TenMen 
starting on every1 thinking thier godlike..
starting on every1 thinking thier godlike..