Poo day.

Wij

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Would everyone post when they poo today. I'm doing a study, or something.
 

Chilly

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I can feel it coming on, I might hold it until I'm home for lunch though. Will report in as it h appens.
 

DaGaffer

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7AM. Which is early for me, I'm normally a mid-morning man.
 

Jupitus

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About 5 minutes ago!
 

Raven

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7:10 this morning, just like every morning. I will have another at about 7ish tonight after my dinner. You could set your watch by them.
 

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Do you need pictures?

I have one brewing and I just happen to have one of my survey cameras on charge.
 

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I can feel one coming on. I have to activate it with a coffee though :)
 

TdC

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dammit I'm about to have a visitor, and don't want to go :/
 

Fweddy

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I've just had my first one of the day. It turned out to be bigger than expected.
 

mooSe_

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I did one before I left for my exam this morning; so at about 8am.
 

old.user4556

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I was out last night so I'm overdue on when I usually pinch my first loaf.

I'm like clockwork, about 15 minutes after my first meal of the day so i'm doing one at 8:15am or 9:15am.

I'm not looking forward to my Jaager bomb / beer combo jobby....
 

taB

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Was 1030 for me. Bit of a scatter gun effort after drinking out of condition IPA last night.
 

Yoni

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Ive not been today yet which is very unusual for me.... I await with baited breath.
 

Malecheon

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About 5 mins ago. Very regular during the week, but weekends always seem to mess up my bodyclock and change the time for the following week.
 

kirennia

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Had one at 9am then went back to bed til midday, then woke up and had another.

Was clearing the last of my shelves in my house last night and had 4 eggs and 2 tins of tuna left so made scrambled vomit... add in some encona and... well it isn't recommended.
 

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Not been yet today, and didn't go yesterday either, but considering I have had nephritis since monday and spent most of monday night throwing up and most of tuesdsy pooing, it doesn't really surprise me. AND, due to the anti biotics I am on, my poo is yellow!
 

mooSe_

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Just had another one. That can mean only one thing; it's time for my philosophy exam.
*fingers crossed*
 

Wij

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Just had a post-dinner movement. Textbook tbh.
 

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I'm about to go lay a cable that will enable me to talk to Severn Trent's sewage farm operators if they but whack a small plastic cup on the end of it before holding it to their ears.

Does that count?
 

Uara

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Just had one now, Always about this time during the weekday! weekends schedule is normally messed up!
 

Ch3tan

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I just went, for some reason I did not have a morning poo today, think it's because I changed my eating and gym pattern a lot this week.
 

Yoni

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1720 - first one which is unusual... i am ususally a 3 to 4 times a day girl
 

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I exploded twice this morning within 20 minutes of each episode.

They were one of those 'HOLY SHIT MY BRAIN IS GONNA COME OUT MY ASS' jobiess.
 

old.user4556

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btw, does anyone else enjoy the sensation of a giant poo as it pushes against your prostate on the way out?

no?






























:(
 

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