Poll regarding Deebs

Does Deebs wet the bed

  • Yeah, and it stinks!

    Votes: 8 28.6%
  • No, he actually lives in a well.

    Votes: 6 21.4%
  • Deebs looks a little like Tim Westwood??

    Votes: 14 50.0%

  • Total voters
    28

Lamp

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If someone managed to squeeze in their location description box: "Bahumat has the intelligence of a retarded muppet, the sexual sophistication of a donkey, the diplomacy of Robert Mugabe, the social skills of a football hooligan, the maturity of a 3 year old, the cultural and artistic appreciation of Jordan & Peter Andre, and smells like fresh vomit", would you make a poll about it ?
 

cHodAX

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I heard that Deebs lives down a well in a cave, just like Batman!
 

Bahumat

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If someone managed to squeeze in their location description box: "Bahumat has the intelligence of a retarded muppet, the sexual sophistication of a donkey, the diplomacy of Robert Mugabe, the social skills of a football hooligan, the maturity of a 3 year old, the cultural and artistic appreciation of Jordan & Peter Andre, and smells like fresh vomit", would you make a poll about it ?

No, because the poll would be too long for people to read silly!
 

cHodAX

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I heard that Deebs lives down a well in a cave, just like Batman!

Oh wait, it all makes sense now! Deebs wears his underpants on the outside of his trousers as well! That either means that Deebs is living a secret life as the legendary superhero Batman or that he is a bit mental or that he was very drunk last night and put his clothes on the the wrong order this morning.

I think we need another poll!

Is Deebs...

A. Batman?

B. A bit mad in the heed?

C. Hungover and put his pants on before his kex?
 

Bahumat

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Oh wait, it all makes sense now! Deebs wears his underpants on the outside of his trousers as well! That either means that Deebs is living a secret life as the legendary superhero Batman or that he is a bit mental or that he was very drunk last night and put his clothes on the the wrong order this morning.

I think we need another poll!

Is Deebs...

A. Batman?

B. A bit mad in the heed?

C. Hungover and put his pants on before his kex?


I wont Rob you of the pleasure.
 

Lamp

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When Deebs comes on line you'll all be licking his bum
 

Binky the Bomb

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Hmmm, well from what i've seen, he does have a sence of humour (He runs these boards, so he must have).

However, i'll say he lives in a well, because anyone whose that vague about were they live MUST live in Wales, or at least within 50 miles of it.

Also becasue I have no idea who Tim Westwood is.
 

pez

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he mentions a well in his biography bit too... COINCIDENCE?!?!!?!?!?!?!?
 

kirennia

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However, i'll say he lives in a well, because anyone whose that vague about were they live MUST live in Wales, or at least within 50 miles of it.

Hmm, there is a place in somerset called 'Wells' too which must be less then 50 miles away from Wales :D My nan used to live there :)

Just checked on google maps and it's less then 20 miles away ;)
 

Ezteq

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no, deebs doesnt wet the bed!


he's far too busy and important for that. He has people to do it for him Oo
 

cHodAX

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no, deebs doesnt wet the bed!


he's far too busy and important for that. He has people to do it for him Oo

Like Jupitus? Are you trying to say that Deebs orders old Jupi around to his house to piss all over his bed before he goes to sleep???
 

pez

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Like Jupitus? Are you trying to say that Deebs orders old Jupi around to his house to piss all over his bed before he goes to sleep???

before, after, you know, whatever he feels like that night.
 

Jupitus

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I'm too busy peeing my own bed :(
 

Wonk

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Wonk wet my bed the other night :(

Hi. Your sister looks like this

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I wanted to ask you about something actually :mad:
 

Ezteq

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i actually did pee the bed once :(


when i was an adult i mean, it was very upsetting i'd been out and had a couple of cowboy cocksuckers (cocktails btw) and got home and fell straight asleep...i got very tangled in the bedding and woke up on the verge of imminant peeage and was so tied up in the bedding i panicked and did a wee :(


its my most shameful confession.



though ive done far naughtier stuff...i just havent confessed to any of that ;)
 

Binky the Bomb

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Whilst in the hospital, I ended up peeing in a bed bottle, was great experience, just opening your bladder and letting it all drain out, whilst lay in bed.

Next best thing to do in a bed next to sex, and with no clean-up.
 

Ezteq

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Ha those pee bottles rock, when i worked in the nursing home i used to have to "dispose" of them for the gents, lets just say they make a good hand warmer on a cold winters day and leave it at that.
 

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