Politics POLL: Brexit Withdrawal Agreement

If you were an MP would you vote for or against it?

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Gwadien said:
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The deal is already there, the EU aren't going to change it.
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Well theyre much less likely to now, holy fuck , theres 2 million people I wouldnt bring with me to buy a car.

10 grand mate..
How about 9 cash.

Behind you, he said 10K you idiot..its his shop, hes got the car, give him the money, who do you think you are?
I'm sorry mate , he's an embarrasment, we'd give you the money, let us talk to him, we'll bring him around.
 
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Job said:
Well theyre much less likely to now, holy fuck , theres 2 million people I wouldnt bring with me to buy a car.

10 grand mate..
How about 9 cash.

Behind you, he said 10K you idiot..its his shop, hes got the car, give him the money, who do you think you are?
I'm sorry mate , he's an embarrasment, we'd give you the money, let us talk to him, we'll bring him around.
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Yeah but mate, everyone else is paying 10 grand, why would I make an exception for you, sure yeah, if I lowered the price to 9 grand I'd make your sale, but then everyone else will want to pay 9 grand and I'll lose over a longer time.
 
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Ha, no theyre not.

We are one of their biggest customers and a lot of their customers borrow the car and crash it.
 
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Its more like

UK : ill agree to buy the car for 10k
EU : ok thats settled then
UK : actually i now only want to pay 9k
EU : erm no...
UK : 8K! Give me what i want!
EU : but we agreed on...
UK : 12K! 5K! I dont want the car! I want a fish! 9K! Why are you being mean to me!
 
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The last bit of course being the mainstream press attempts to ridicule leavers.
 
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Scouse said:
I literally have no idea what this sentence means.

Does anybody know what this means? I don't think I can even try to decipher a meaning from it. Anyone?

No point asking @Job. I think he's typing such rubbish because my suggestion for a referendum that's actually meaningful and would once and for all show *exactly* what the UK wants has sent him into a full-on meltdown. :)
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@Scouse I just ran it through my 1 million qubit quantum computer and it fucking crashed. FFS.
 
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Ormorof said:
Its more like

UK : ill agree to buy the car for 10k
EU : ok thats settled then
UK : actually i now only want to pay 9k
EU : erm no...
UK : 8K! Give me what i want!
EU : but we agreed on...
UK : 12K! 5K! I dont want the car! I want a fish! 9K! Why are you being mean to me!
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Can't accept this as a good example because you're giving the impression that both sides can agree what a car is in the first place ;)
 
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MYstIC G said:
Can't accept this as a good example because you're giving the impression that both sides can agree what a car is in the first place ;)
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The EU know what the car is because they bloody made it.

The UK wants to give its own interpretations of what the car is.
 
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The EU will do a deal.

Britain is too powerful..if we go rogue in the financial markets, the skys the limit for the super rich.
No one wants that.
 
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Job said:
if we go rogue in the financial markets, the skys the limit for the super rich.
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Step 1: Explain what that means.
Step 2: Explain how whatever that means wouldn't fuck the country even harder in the long run.
 
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caLLous said:
Step 1: Explain what that means.
Step 2: Explain how whatever that means wouldn't fuck the country even harder in the long run.
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My guess:

Some people who are wealthy will get wealthier in dodgier and dodgier ways which will make libs cry. Win \o/
 
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Well yes..it would.

But as one of the worlds most important financial hubs, an independent country like the UK could turn into the de facto tax haven in exchange for trade.

We did actually hint at that early on in the discussions..the EU went apeshit and their concern is how much will the politicians be prepared to go with that one.

It would be a long term disaster for both sides.

Even Tony Blair is starting to backtrack, he uses the word serious for you to interpret of course and he is a fucking slimeball chancer..but still.

Blair confident that UK will be a ‘serious country again’ after Brexit
 
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~Yuckfou~ said:
She just won't give up will she?
Will be interesting to see what reaction there is to that if it's in her speech. Bercow might have something to say about that. As far as I know she has no "substantial" changes.
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She is like a shitstain that will never wash out. Parliament needs a clean out, this country needs a clean out. What is worrying is that *IF* her awful fucking deal gets through it will be this fucking shambles of a Governcunt doing any deals with the EU. They couldn't do it over the last 2 years, they are not going to do it in the next 2 years.

British Politics has totally failed in the past few weeks, caused by the Tories and the indept Labour.

I will be voting for another party at the next GE just to ensure those cunts are taken out of power.
 
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~Yuckfou~ said:
Problem is there are no credible alternstives.
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That is a problem but it is to make a point that both Tory and Labour have shown themselves to be fucking useless and unelectable. It also stops the 2 Party shitshow we currently have.
 
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I've got a pot of coffee and biscuits, too early for beer and popcorn.
Should be an entertaining afternoon.
 
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~Yuckfou~ said:
Problem is there are no credible alternstives.
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Green.

We'd never imagined such a massive shitstain government. Green'll never actually get in, but if enough people protest voted maybe one of the incoming would actually give a shit about the natural world.

#optimistictothinkhumanscare.
 
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