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[Baron]

Sexist gamer looking for a chick who likes for playing a cleric

A coupla things to note before our first date...
1. Crying is blackmail.
2. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
3. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your friends are for.
4. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days
5. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as Football, Games, or Cars.
6. You have enough clothes.
7. You have too many shoes.
8. I am in shape. Round is a shape.
9. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
10. Thank you for reading this. Yes! , I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.


Ideal Person:

Loves playing games as much as I do
Not afraid to take risks but not unstable to the point of scary.
Likes a drinks not needs a drink.
Obviously has a great sense of humor.
Looks like Denise Richards (optional)

 

[Straef]

Do you mind crossdressers? :<

 

[Baron]

If you wanna dress like a man I have no problem with that
Nothing wrong with being a little kinky in the privacy of your own home

 

[rampant]

u worn out all of your old porn mags and dvd's?

also do u shag / get shagged on the first date?

 

[Baron]

also do u shag / get shagged on the first date?

Hey! you know I'm a gentleman...
Oh well! Seeing as you asked so nicely

 

[Killswitch]

Baron...you have more chance of finding an attractive available woman at...erm...Le Centre pour les Lesbiennes Mariées sans Attrait avec Intéresser les Maladies Sexuel-Transmises.

Before I get flamed, I'm sure there are lots of;

a) Ugly and available
b) Attractive and unavailable

women who read and post on these forums. I just reckon that the Alpha-Geeks will have snapped up all the sexah ones years ago.

I might be up for a quick one though Baron...no strings ofc

 

[Baron]

I'll take option a)
as that's why god invented vodka n redbull

 

[Killswitch]

I'll take option a)
as that's why god invented vodka n redbull

Or option b) for which God invented Bacardi Breezers

 

[axlado]

Hey Ref!
If I only THINK you're a c*nt do I still get sent off?

http://www.yzzerdd.com/

Dont press that !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[kirennia]

Trying to remember where I saw this list before

 

[Baron]

Trying to remember where I saw this list before

adultfriendfinder.com?

 

[kirennia]

adultfriendfinder.com?

Nmind, found it in an old email dated dec 2002

 

[Javai]

Wondering why this isn't in off-topic....or do you only want a female who also likes to yell 'For Arthur'...oooooh now I get it

 

[Baron]

Was just trying to innocently build relationships within the community. :wub:

Plus you've gotta love a screamer

 

[Lookdaddy]

LOL jay..... run out of ppl to shag on all those dateing websites already? :eek2:

 

[Enli]

Dont press that !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

if u do, just shut down the proces of iexplore