People you work with

[Ash!]

I feel really bad about this but there is this Girl who works on the same team as me at work. Good looking, Smart, Polite. I dont fancy her or anything, in fact it's the opposite I suppose. She really fuckin grates on me. Cos she is too nice, too polite, possibly even boring.

Every time of the day She will ask the same question about what I am doing tonight. Every Friday at 12.30

"Whats everyone doing at the weekend ?" FFS trying to forget about boring gimps like you

Before every bank holiday "Looking forward to the bank holiday ?"

After every bank Holiday "Glad to be back at work ?"

Its like fekkin ground hog day every day. As I say I feel bad for feeling like this cos she is genuinely nice but her nicities will only serve to push me to a falling down moment ala Michael Douglas

Does anybody else work with people like this or just annoying cunts in general at there place of work ?

 

[Gumbo]

You LuuuuUUUuurrrrve her.

 

[Testin da Cable]

I hate the way the mainframe people act as if they are gods and always make out the midrange server people to be retarded.

-also-

I hate the way there's a real "us and them" thing going on between the IT shops in amsterdam and where I work. it's so stupid you'd not believe it :/


specific people.....no

 

[SilverHood]

eh, I get that sometimes too, while att college

while I have some good friends, there's people who are just "mates"... I know little about them, except we chat during break twice a week

guess she doesn't know enuff about you, to ask interesting questions.

Try asking her out

and where I work... well, everyone is top class, well except maybe one.... they don't hire retards

 

[Tom]

Originally posted by Ash!
Every time of the day She will ask the same question about what I am doing tonight. Every Friday at 12.30

"Whats everyone doing at the weekend ?" FFS trying to forget about boring gimps like you

Before every bank holiday "Looking forward to the bank holiday ?"

After every bank Holiday "Glad to be back at work ?"

Sounds to me like she hasn't got many friends, and wants to be invited out. She's just being nice.

 

[(Shovel)]

Possibly true Tom. I recon she's the sort of person who, if you gave her a decent "conversational" answer would have more to say and would break out of her shell.

Maybe.

 

[Ash!]

Originally posted by SilverHood

Try asking her out

Nahh. Honestly she aint my type. Not saying she is a minger or anything she just isnt my type. Plus I am married. I suppose with her being relatively new to the team she wants to give a good impression. Which she does. Its just she can be too nice ??????

 

[old.Fweddy]

Originally posted by SilverHood
and where I work... well, everyone is top class, well except maybe one.... they don't hire retards

Would that be you?

 

[mank!]

The only problem with the people I had at work were the fact a couple of them were Oxford United fans, so much fun was had taking the piss for the both of us.

I hate nice people, they grate me too much.

 

[dysfunction]

Originally posted by Ash!
Nahh. Honestly she aint my type. Not saying she is a minger or anything she just isnt my type. Plus I am married. I suppose with her being relatively new to the team she wants to give a good impression. Which she does. Its just she can be too nice ??????

Perhaps she feels left out of the team and alienated and just wants to get to know more about you lot....and perhaps feel a bit more a part of the group...


Oh and I used to work with Ono...now that was grueling!!

 

[Ono]

Originally posted by Ash!
Every Friday at 12.30

"Whats everyone doing at the weekend ?"

Only because you are too embarrassed to answer with the truth:

"Sitting in front of my PC all day wanking over some pron".

 

[Ono]

Originally posted by dysfunction
Oh and I used to work with Ono...now that was grueling!!

Well, I can tell you that dys was soooo dreadful to work with I took a huge pay cut, paid back my bonus and left.

Nuff said.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

Work? Oh yeah I remember that vaguely.....I've been off for last 8 weeks with a bout of sciatica My body telling me I;m getting old.

You want problems at work, try going out with someone from work for 6 months.....then after breaking up with her, your boss leaves and she gets the fucking job, nothing like a woman scorned to make every day a bundle of joy

 

[Ash!]

lol

 

[dysfunction]

Originally posted by Ono
Well, I can tell you that dys was soooo dreadful to work with I took a huge pay cut, paid back my bonus and left.

Nuff said.

Lies I tell you all lies!!!11

 

[kameleon]

I think she is just trying to break the ice with a "safe" question.

However , I noticed that you said that she isn't your type before you said you were married. I won't go into the implications of that

Maybe she is just trying to make conversation and be friendly. It wouldn't hurt to talk to her a bit.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Originally posted by Ash!
Nahh. Honestly she aint my type. Not saying she is a minger or anything she just isnt my type. Plus I am married. I suppose with her being relatively new to the team she wants to give a good impression. Which she does. Its just she can be too nice ??????

I find it slightly worrying you made the point about being married after something so small as "she aint my type". How is your marriage? ;]

PS You Luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurve here

 

[kameleon]

Wazzer get out of my head. There isnt enough room for three of us.

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Shall I turn the music down?

 

[kameleon]

The volume is ok it's just that "the cheeky girls" on repeat grates on your nerves after a bit

 

[Wazzerphuk]

Sorry, I've got Summo round and he's making me dress up in the costumes with him and pretend sing and dance. He caught me by phoning me up and somehow persuading me, and now I'm legally (and vicously) bound.

 

[S-Gray]

the word "grates" is popping up a lot today isnt it??!

 

[kameleon]

Its a grate word

 

[mank!]

Hang your head in shame.

 

[Testin da Cable]

rofl you guys are grate!

 

[leggy]

I work with an elitest bastard who knows everything.

I would mash his face into a hamburger with a brick... but my name aint Tony.

 

[SilverHood]

lol leggy

find something obscure and get hom to admit he doesn't know what he's on about

discreetly, ofc

 

[Xtro]

My work is fine. Staff do what I say.

The End.

 

[SilverHood]

you're a sole trader Xtro?

 

[Xtro]

Don't mock or I'll get the digicams out.

/edit: I really do not want to go to bed as that ensures that I have to wake up and go to work...