Rant People wont pay.

[nath]

Surely it would make more sense to sell the software with activation embedded, 60 days working and only unlocks once the money has cleared? Much more upfront, honest and no need for dodgy software workings.

 

[DaGaffer]

Pretty sure that can't be legal.

And you'd be right. Totally illegal and totally unethical. No better than putting in a backdoor.

 

[Chilly]

~sells gaffer's backdoor on ebay~

 

[Faeldawn]

If you get it that many times you wouldn't go through the legal system tbh Kryten, you might once but then you'd realise how much time it takes, how much money it costs you in business, how much stress it puts on you, your family... A hammer is a much quicker way of dealing with morons.

And more satisfying

In all honesty i would also knock the wall down, make a terrible mess and tell them i'll come back and finish the job when i get paid, then simply leave a scene of devastation behind me and flag them up to anyone in the trade who might get asked to complete the job

 

[Dukat]

~Buys gaffer's backdoor on ebay~

 

[Chilly]

~receives payment and doesnt send backdoor~ mwawhaawawawawa

 

[Dukat]

 

[old.Tohtori]

~Demands half of the payment and one night with gaffers backdoor from Chilly, or he'll report him~

 

[DaGaffer]

~DaGaffer's backdoor is feeling rather abused and as you can't play nice, he's taking it home~

 

[Chilly]

Well I ended up with the cash so screw you all.

 

[MYstIC G]

*decides he is FH's pimp*
*sends Chilly bill for the "screw you all" service*
*waits 7 days*
*initiates legal proceedings against Chilly for £2.78 plus costs*
*sends in ThroddyDebtCollection(TM)*

 

[Dukat]

*emotes wildly at Mystic G about it being his money in the first place* !!!

 

[Faeldawn]

Well I ended up with the cash so screw you all.

Looks like the thread has developed a life of its own

 

[Chilly]

well we finished debating the righteousness of yoda and decided it was time for some anal rape and prostitution. Surely that's obvious?

 

[Dukat]

well we finished debating the righteousness of yoda and decided it was time for some anal rape and prostitution. Surely that's obvious?

OMG I thought we was talking about a real door! on the back of gaffers house! !!


!

 

[Chilly]

you are not dirty enough to partake in FH any more.

 

[Dukat]

you are not dirty enough to partake in FH any more.

butbutbut

where else will I beable to buy a backdoor?

 

[Chilly]

Wickes. Now fuck off.

 

[Trem]

Wickes. Now fuck off.

LMAO!

Quality.