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milithiel
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does anyone know if you can do something to someones property if they put it on your land? i.e. if someone parks there car on your grass can you smash it up?
Originally posted by old.Marabeth
For an interesting idea build a wall around his car. To get his car out he'd have to destroy your property, and you could get him nicked for it
Originally posted by sickofit...
Originally posted by old.yaruar
Either that or dig a big hole on either side of his tyres so if he moves he grounds the thing.
Say you were planning to plant roses or something ;-)
Originally posted by milithiel
because someone keeps parkin there car on my grass and i want to smash it up
posted it here cos its quicker for someone to reply than search through google lookin at all the useless results it can throw up.
if we were still running under SFXman there would have been a reply within 10 seconds at the most.
Originally posted by Celeste_Cross
How about this...
You follow him home to find out where he lives. Then, you go to a butchers and get the bloodiest item u can get. You then drain all the blood into condoms, and hurl them at his house screaming
"YOU WANNA PIECE OF ME?!? WELL HERE'S A PIECE OF ME"
works like a dream
currently very bored at work
Originally posted by old.Shivian
My goodness, why do I get the feeling you've actually done this.....more than once.
Originally posted by Celeste_Cross
I don't know, why do you?
anyway, if that doesn't work, try this:
**WARNING!! If you're vegetarian, or a devout believer in Animal Rights, don't read this!**
For this one you need to be the legal owner of a dead cow.
Still with me? ok, first you take the dead cow, drain the blood into a bucket or two. Then you stave it's head in with a spade. next, grab a paint roller (the kind you use to paint your walls), preferably the type with the really long handle, your bucket of blood, and a tennis ball.
Load everything up into a transit van (i reccomend you put tarpaulin (sp?) in the back first), and drive to the victims house.
Now, this only works if they live in a house/bungalow, it doesn't really work if they live in a flat.
Ok, at night you take the cow and lie it on the lawn with it's head facing the wall, underneath a 2nd storey window. Then you get the bucket of blood and the paint roller, and roll a long streak of blood up the wall to the window. Soak the tennis ball in blood, and then splash the rest of the blood around liberally.
Start the van.
Now you throw the blood-soaked tennis ball against the 2nd storey window, and quickly drive away.
This has 2 possible outcomes. The victims may wake at the BONK sound, and look outside. That, or they get a hellova shock in the morning.
Either way, for all intents and purposes it looks like a cow has flown into the window at night, and died, much like sparrows are want to do.
lets see them explain THAT to the counsellor!
Oh, and try to find out whether the victim is Hindu first, may not be as appreciated...
love
Celeste Cross
<Dead Dragons Society>
lev 24 inf, Excal
Originally posted by Octanion
Murdock remembers Murdock has a practical joke in advanagte over a friend
thanks for the crazy tip, now, WHERE do Hannibal buy a cow