Haggus
Can't get enough of FH
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ONE GOOD REASON WHY NOT TO FLIRT!!!!!
> >
> > >A couple was invited to a spoopy family masked
> > fancy dress Halloween party.
> >
> > >The wife got a terrible headache and told her
> > husband to go to the party alone.
> >
> > >He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she
> > argued and said she was going to take some aspirin
> and go to bed and there was no need for his good time
> to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and
> > away he went.
> >
> > The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour,
> > woke without pain and as it was still early, decided
> to go to the party.
> >
> > >As her husband didn't know what her costume was,
> > she thought she would have
> > >some fun by watching her husband to see how he
> > acted when she was not with him.
>
> > >So she joined the party and soon spotted her
> > husband in his costume, cavorting
> > >around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice
> > "chick"he could and copping
> > >a little feel here and a little kiss there. His
> > wife went up to him and being a rather
> > >seductive babe herself, he left his new partner
> > high and dry and devoted his time to her.
> >
> > >She let him go as far as he wished, naturally,
> > since he was her
> > >husband. After more drinks he finally whispered a
> > little proposition in her ear and she agreed,
> > so off they went to one of the cars and had
> > passionate intercourse in the back seat.
> >
> > >Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away
> > and went home and put the
> > >costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind
> > of explanation he would make
> > >up for his outrageous behaviour. She was sitting up
> > reading when he came in, so she
> > >asked what kind of time he had. "Oh, the same old
> > thing. You know I never have a
> > >good time when you're not there." Then she asked,
> > "Did you dance much?"
> > >He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one
> > dance. When I got
> > >there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys,
> > so we went into the spare room and played poker all
> evening."
> >
> > >"You must have looked really silly wearing that
> > costume playing poker all night!"
> > >she said with unashamed sarcasm. To which the
> > husband replied,
> >
> > >"Actually, I gave my costume to your Dad,
> > >apparently he had the time of his life!!
> >
> >
> > >A couple was invited to a spoopy family masked
> > fancy dress Halloween party.
> >
> > >The wife got a terrible headache and told her
> > husband to go to the party alone.
> >
> > >He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she
> > argued and said she was going to take some aspirin
> and go to bed and there was no need for his good time
> to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and
> > away he went.
> >
> > The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour,
> > woke without pain and as it was still early, decided
> to go to the party.
> >
> > >As her husband didn't know what her costume was,
> > she thought she would have
> > >some fun by watching her husband to see how he
> > acted when she was not with him.
>
> > >So she joined the party and soon spotted her
> > husband in his costume, cavorting
> > >around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice
> > "chick"he could and copping
> > >a little feel here and a little kiss there. His
> > wife went up to him and being a rather
> > >seductive babe herself, he left his new partner
> > high and dry and devoted his time to her.
> >
> > >She let him go as far as he wished, naturally,
> > since he was her
> > >husband. After more drinks he finally whispered a
> > little proposition in her ear and she agreed,
> > so off they went to one of the cars and had
> > passionate intercourse in the back seat.
> >
> > >Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away
> > and went home and put the
> > >costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind
> > of explanation he would make
> > >up for his outrageous behaviour. She was sitting up
> > reading when he came in, so she
> > >asked what kind of time he had. "Oh, the same old
> > thing. You know I never have a
> > >good time when you're not there." Then she asked,
> > "Did you dance much?"
> > >He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one
> > dance. When I got
> > >there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys,
> > so we went into the spare room and played poker all
> evening."
> >
> > >"You must have looked really silly wearing that
> > costume playing poker all night!"
> > >she said with unashamed sarcasm. To which the
> > husband replied,
> >
> > >"Actually, I gave my costume to your Dad,
> > >apparently he had the time of his life!!
> >