One reason not to flirt.

Haggus

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ONE GOOD REASON WHY NOT TO FLIRT!!!!!
> >
> > >A couple was invited to a spoopy family masked
> > fancy dress Halloween party.
> >
> > >The wife got a terrible headache and told her
> > husband to go to the party alone.
> >
> > >He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she
> > argued and said she was going to take some aspirin
> and go to bed and there was no need for his good time
> to be spoiled by not going. So he took his costume and
> > away he went.
> >
> > The wife, after sleeping soundly for about an hour,
> > woke without pain and as it was still early, decided
> to go to the party.
> >
> > >As her husband didn't know what her costume was,
> > she thought she would have
> > >some fun by watching her husband to see how he
> > acted when she was not with him.
>
> > >So she joined the party and soon spotted her
> > husband in his costume, cavorting
> > >around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice
> > "chick"he could and copping
> > >a little feel here and a little kiss there. His
> > wife went up to him and being a rather
> > >seductive babe herself, he left his new partner
> > high and dry and devoted his time to her.
> >
> > >She let him go as far as he wished, naturally,
> > since he was her
> > >husband. After more drinks he finally whispered a
> > little proposition in her ear and she agreed,
> > so off they went to one of the cars and had
> > passionate intercourse in the back seat.
> >
> > >Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away
> > and went home and put the
> > >costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind
> > of explanation he would make
> > >up for his outrageous behaviour. She was sitting up
> > reading when he came in, so she
> > >asked what kind of time he had. "Oh, the same old
> > thing. You know I never have a
> > >good time when you're not there." Then she asked,
> > "Did you dance much?"
> > >He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one
> > dance. When I got
> > >there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys,
> > so we went into the spare room and played poker all
> evening."
> >
> > >"You must have looked really silly wearing that
> > costume playing poker all night!"
> > >she said with unashamed sarcasm. To which the
> > husband replied,
> >
> > >"Actually, I gave my costume to your Dad,
> > >apparently he had the time of his life!!
> >
 

Haggus

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Don't think it's been posted here before Oo
 

Bahumat

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story would have been so much better if they gave the costume to hasselhoff and she married him instead
 

Haggus

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Bahumat said:
story would have been so much better if they gave the costume to hasselhoff and she married him instead


No! never! ever!!!!

Hasselhoff....:puke:
 

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holy crap lol!!!


Muwahahaha dont you love it when someone thinks theyve been smug and pulled one over on you and then they get pwnd? :clap:
 

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Ezteq said:
holy crap lol!!!


Muwahahaha dont you love it when someone thinks theyve been smug and pulled one over on you and then they get pwnd? :clap:


sleeping with husbands dad = husband pwned.
 

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Darksword said:
sleeping with husbands dad = husband pwned.

She didn't though, she slept with her own dad which is much worse :p Funny joke though :)
 

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kirennia said:
She didn't though, she slept with her own dad which is much worse :p Funny joke though :)

oh hehe one i read she slept with his dad, i read 2-3 lines and recognised it so.
 

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Outlander said:
Hey Haggy..come here often?.. ;)

Do now !

My new fav place on FH !.. actually it's about the only place a I read..
 

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Haggus said:
Do now !

My new fav place on FH !.. actually it's about the only place a I read..

You suck slightly less now! :wub:
 

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would have been better if you hadnt of just copy/pasted from your inbox and deleted the stupid >>>> things
 

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Raven said:
would have been better if you hadnt of just copy/pasted from your inbox and deleted the stupid >>>> things
Oh, i'm sorry !
 

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Raven said:
would have been better if you hadnt of just copy/pasted from your inbox and deleted the stupid >>>> things

Yes, 'cause then you wouldn't have so much trouble in copy/pasting it to your mail and take all the credit.
 

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Blackjack said:
Isn't it that girl who plays buffy's little sister in buffy the vampire slayer?
thats dawn?? blmey i thought it was mariah carey lol.
 

liloe

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Haggus said:
if thats you in your avatar can I marry you ?

no, sry for making ppl ask all the time =))

The girl is Michelle Trachtenberg and first of all I know her from the Eurotrip film. I found that film so funny that I watched it a lot of times and I find her role so cool that I simply had to make that avatar =) So basically she's only one of my favourite film stars, but nothing more.

Later I found out that she indeed also plays Buffy's sister ( Dawn? no idea, never watched Buffy =)) ).

Anyways I'm male as I posted a lot of times already =) ( just those nasty claims from my university friends that I behave like a girl just cause of my handwriting and cause I'm better than them at my household :p ( see my signature ) )
 

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Blackjack said:
VF all over again :p

I never said I'm a girl =)) In fact I have to repeat all day long that I'm not :p

But then again there's the choice....get rid of the avatar I like so much or answer the pm's....

I stay with the avatar ofc =) I've heard a lot of funny things in pm's ( and I mean really funny, like in: makes me giggle, not like in: ridiculous ) so I'll keep that cause I like laughing too much =)
 

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