one liners

[Lamp]

How do you know when you've run out of invisible ink ?

 

[Huntingtons]

what does that even mean?!

it means that if the female that you are about to have intercourse with is menstruating you could alternativly penetrate her Anal regions with your Penis.


"hvis der er tomater i dåsen, stik den så i måsen" or similar in Danish!

 

[Lamp]

Anal regions ?

You mean anus.

Whats in the region of the anus ? The knee ? Her foot ? Her belly button ? The TV by the bed ?

Anal Regions. Sounds like a part of the country plagued by bad weather.

 

[Binky the Bomb]

How do you know when you've run out of invisible ink ?

Lemon juice. Makes it visible.

More importantly, what was Invisible ink originally made of?

 

[Lamp]

You can make invisible ink out of milk or lemon juice

Hold a flame up to the paper (obviously don't set the paper alight) and the writing will be revealed.

 

[Morphius]

You can make invisible ink out of milk or lemon juice

Hold a flame up to the paper (obviously don't set the paper alight) and the writing will be revealed.

I heard semen worked aswell, but not tested it, anyone know?

 

[Ingafgrinn Macabre]

I heard semen worked aswell, but not tested it, anyone know?

Tried it, but it's not really as easy to write as pissing in the snow.
Stuff flies everywhere. Having trouble even writing an "I"....

 

[kiliarien]

You like chicken darling? Well suck my cock it's fowl

 

[Lamp]

You've got the whitest teeth I've ever come across


Your left leg's Easter; your right leg's Christmas; do you mind if I come between the holidays ?

 

[Ezteq]

lol diiiirty!