Once upon a time...

[adari]

There was a...

 

[leoric]

Lurikeen dressed in pink...

 

[Karlo]

in a strange dark tree

 

[Garnet]

who loved hugging this tree..

 

[leoric]

and kissing it...

 

[Karlo]

in a rather sensual manner....

 

[rure_]

which led to

 

[Karlo]

lots of little trees...

 

[adari]

who were chopped into little piece because..

 

[leoric]

his wife...

 

[adari]

, a transexual named Karam, used them to pleasure..

 

[rure_]

the dogs

 

[adari]

he held in his shed.

Karam...

 

[Karlo]

often worked the streets looking for local members of parliment to..

 

[leoric]

perform...

 

[katt!]

sexual favors

 

[leoric]

on top of all that he...

 

[rure_]

felt good about it

 

[leoric]

but......

 

[old.Dillinja]

Adolf Hitler said

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

"du bist eine farty pants!"

 

[old.Dillinja]

Karam said thankyou and...

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

started to organise a petition to get him elected to government.

 

[adari]

Onfurtunately Karam had...

 

[old.Dillinja]

Told Tony Blair...

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

some of his political views...

 

[adari]

.

 

[old.Dillinja]

So Tony Blair called George Bush and asked him..

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

to declare war on Karam

 

[old.Dillinja]

but Karam had a clever plan, he decided to go and hide at his good friend Saddam's house in Iraq.