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Cap'n Sissyfoo

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HURRAH!! :D

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG!!!! :D :D
 
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old.Dillinja

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Downloaded the trailer and the feature today... Gotta say the storyline sounds dodgy at best but the action and suspense is bound to be good, and that's all we watch it for, right?
 
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Coim-

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Originally posted by old.Dillinja
Downloaded the trailer and the feature today... Gotta say the storyline sounds dodgy at best but the action and suspense is bound to be good, and that's all we watch it for, right?
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Right! :D
 
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Cap'n Sissyfoo

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I hope they don't include some Hudson rip off in the film. I am getting so sick of the 'freak out soldier' cliche in various movies. :eek:
 
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old.Dillinja

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Lol. No one can match Hudson. Hudson is my fucking hero, I love that guy! :D 'Well why don't we put her in charge?' Funniest fucking quote ever.

Only thing that's really bugging me about this film is that the guy who directed 'Resident Evil' is directing it, some people liked that film but personally I thought it was a pile of dog shit. Might've been because they didn't stick to the original storyline or it might've been because I've seen far too many zombie films over the years. Or it might've been because the film was just... crap.
 
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Cap'n Sissyfoo

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Totally agree. :D

Resident Evil sucked monkey balls and Hudson is one of the coolest characters ever portrayed in a film. :D

He has so many classy lines in that film. :)

"Well that's just great, that's just fucking great, man! Now what the fuck are we supposed to do? We're in some real pretty shit now, man!!"

I love that line. :)

Having seen the featurette though I am kinda leaning towards the notion that the story in this film is gonna suck ass! The background info the director gave us was stupid.
 
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old.Dillinja

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Take out the alien and the predator and it sounds a lot like 'The Thing' tbh, another one of my favourite films, the blood test scene is still unmatched by any film imo. Hmmm, not too sure about this AVP though... Guess we'll just wait around a while, 'see what happens...' :p
 
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Cap'n Sissyfoo

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True...but this whole 'aliens have been infesting south american civilizations for thousands of years and missing cultures are explained by massive thermo-nuclear explosions when the predators get the snot kicked out of them' is helllllllla lame. I mean, [DORK ALERT!!], if aliens infested south america then they would have totally trashed earth and I'd have a pink sausage with teeth biting its way out of my chest right about now!! No fan of alien series is gonna believe this tale for a minute![/DORK ALERT!!]

I feel unclean just writing that. :mad:
 
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old.Dillinja

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Maybe they wanted us to breed until there is enough of us for them all to come down and have a nice big hunt and kill each and every one of us one-by-one and then they can have a billion human skulls as trophies and then they can say 'we r teh uber!!1' and go and kill some aliens and then they will be even more uber.

Or maybe some uber aztec tribe drove them away with some uber kewl laser-guided spears that automatically aimed for the pred's head and then the predators were too afraid to come back until now and some aliens happened to be on Earth at the exact time the predators came down.


Two perfectly good storylines to fit in with his explanation imo. I should be writing the script for this film...
 
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Aoami

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Maybe Americans take a long time to eat because they're fat? I dunno.
 
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Cap'n Sissyfoo

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They both make about as much sense as the official one so...yea, you might as well. :p

Personally, I think I would do a better job. Picture the scene:

A bunch of predators fighting for their lives, there are Aliens swarming all over them, spears and wrist blades are slashing through exoskeleton, blood is spraying all over the jungle, burning deep holes in the ground and gouging smoking wounds in the nearby trees! Suddenly...a pirate emerges from the shadows! 'Tis Cap'n Sissyfoo and he is packing two great big fuck off pulse rifles! The two groups of antagonists stop their fighting and turn to look at the newcomer! Out of nowhere, the song 'Let the bodies hit the floor', by Drowning Pool, fills the air! Cap'n Sissyfoo makes a glib remark (to be decided later), spits out his cigar and opens fire!! Rah!

Fuckin' sweet. :)
 
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Aoami

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Maybe George W. Bush wont let them out of his country because they don't have Visa's.
 
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old.Dillinja

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It would be better if it included me, and you as my trusty sidekick tbh. :p

My 'take no shit' attitude would work well with your glib remarks and piratey attitude. It's a blockbuster just waiting to happen, I can feel it.
 
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Coim-

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Originally posted by Cap'n Sissyfoo
They both make about as much sense as the official one so...yea, you might as well. :p

Personally, I think I would do a better job. Picture the scene:

A bunch of predators fighting for their lives, there are Aliens swarming all over them, spears and wrist blades are slashing through exoskeleton, blood is spraying all over the jungle, burning deep holes in the ground and gouging smoking wounds in the nearby trees! Suddenly...a pirate emerges from the shadows! 'Tis Cap'n Sissyfoo and he is packing two great big fuck off pulse rifles! The two groups of antagonists stop their fighting and turn to look at the newcomer! Out of nowhere, the song 'Let the bodies hit the floor', by Drowning Pool, fills the air! Cap'n Sissyfoo makes a glib remark (to be decided later), spits out his cigar and opens fire!! Rah!

Fuckin' sweet. :)
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Coim-

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Originally posted by old.Dillinja
It would be better if it included me, and you as my trusty sidekick tbh. :p

My 'take no shit' attitude would work well with your glib remarks and piratey attitude. It's a blockbuster just waiting to happen, I can feel it.
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Wait a second... hasn't that been done before? What was it called... oh yeah, Batman and Robin! :D
 
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Cap'n Sissyfoo

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Originally posted by old.Dillinja
It would be better if it included me, and you as my trusty sidekick tbh. :p

My 'take no shit' attitude would work well with your glib remarks and piratey attitude. It's a blockbuster just waiting to happen, I can feel it.
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Dunno..I usually end up trying to avenge my sidekick's death at the end. My sidekicks have a pretty short lifespan. As for saving damsels in distress? Fuck that! I'd just as soon kill them myself. ~grumbles~

I was just watching Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (crappiest film I've seen ... today) and the heroine just...wouldn't...stop...SCREAMING!! I was yelling at the T.V. towards the end...

"JUST KILL THE FUCKING BITCH, LEATHERHEAD!! FUCKING DO HER IN AND SUCK HER BRAINS OUT!! FUCKING KILL HER NOOOOW!! NOW NOW NOW!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND MOTHERFUCKIN' JESUS!! KILL THAT FUCKING BITCH!!!"

...I hate damsels that scream. I really do. :mad:
 
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old.Dillinja

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Lol, 'leatherhead'. Hehe. It's Face, LeatherFace! :p

As for damsels, I don't really mind them if I get to have my way afterwards. :D

Btw did you see the new one or the old one? I've heard the new one is pants-shittingly scary, I've seen the old one, didn't think much of it but the finger-sucking scene was kind of disturbing.
 
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Aoami

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According to the adverts Cabin Fever was going to be scary, however the only scary part was when i realised i'd forgotten to do a History Essay due in the next day.
 
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Cap'n Sissyfoo

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Ooops...I was thinking of turtles when I wrote that. Can't imagine why. :/

~goes to the toilet~

Anyhoo, it was a really crappy old one with Dennis Hopper (a sign of how crappy it was) and at the end the heroine is standing on top of a hill waving her chainsaw around a la LeatherFACE at the end of the first movie. It was such a shite movie.
 
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old.Dillinja

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Lol. Never heard of that one, Dennis Hopper has been good in some films. I just can't recall any of them atm. Saw Darkness Falls today, thought it was boring, lots of screaming though, and my cat found it quite scary but he gets scared of everything so that doesn't give the film much credit. Last scary film I saw was ... can't think of one actually. The things that used to scare people in the 70s and early 80s have been over-used so badly in films that you just know they are coming these days. Suspense building just doesn't seem to work anymore because you just know something is going to jump out of a cupboard or door or ceiling or TV or something. (yes, I am watching the ring) :p
 
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