oh my gwad it's (almost) MOVEMBER!!!

[TdC]

Just realised who is Teedles' twin!!!

More like -

guys, in reality Trems offering is more in line with my inner me. I wubs ya Jup, but....no

 

[TdC]

Right, you fuckers know I don't work don't you? I can't keep flirting money around willy nilly

I shall donate to either Lethul or Osy depending on who's lip pubes impresses me the most, but I do have to say Lethul is following the rules and Osy is not (I would have to cheat as well otherwise I would have fuck all to show).

I think Lethul *may* struggle seeing as he is only 9.

which ever one of you Trem "gets" I shall bang the other. I mean donate to. But I want pics.

 

[TdC]

I need full frontals

:sexface:

 

[Lethul]

Right, you fuckers know I don't work don't you? I can't keep flirting money around willy nilly

I shall donate to either Lethul or Osy depending on who's lip pubes impresses me the most, but I do have to say Lethul is following the rules and Osy is not (I would have to cheat as well otherwise I would have fuck all to show).

I think Lethul *may* struggle seeing as he is only 9.

I think I deserve some credit for trying when I know I dont have any facial hair

 

[Trem]

Yay I found my work Movember pic (I am the one with the hat on, it was fucking freezing and the knobheads didn't remind me to take it off )

Heres the email I sent around work which received mixed replies/emotions from certains members of staff -

Dear all,

Today is the last day of the utter misery of having a moustache. This is the last day where we will still be tasting last nights tea or sexual conquest, no more shall we be tasting
toothpaste at 4pm, maybe now my son will give me a kiss instead of looking at me like I am Jimmy Savilles younger brother, tomorrow we will not have the sweet release of the 3 seconds when you wake up and forget you have a face slug.

I am proud of all of the lads who have stuck it out, it really hasn’t been fun, yes we may miss them when they are gone, we have possibly all enjoyed having something else to mess with other than our todgers but it is a risk I am willing to take.

Please donate

Man I miss those lads

 

[TdC]

that dude standing in front of you is a dead ringer for Lee van Cleef

 

[Trem]

That's Little Pete, I love Peter very much, he's really miserable and shouts at everyone, he is the same height as you iirc teedles.

Poor Neil front middle a months worth of growth and fuck all to show.

 

[Nate]

Can I grow a breaking bad walter white beard for movember?

It's what I'm doing anyway, I'm just not sure if it's classed as a moustache or it looks more like a goatee beard

 

[TdC]

well the Mo rules say it's about the upper lip but I won't tell if you won't ;-)

 

[Trem]

Go for a Tony Stark! That's allowed if the rules bother you.

 

[Scouse]

Can I grow a breaking bad walter white beard for movember?

No. But you can finish the bottom half off for Decembeard.

My sister reckons women could get in on it with Vajayjayjanuary.

All grow really hairy minges for January

 

[Raven]

Bonus points for growing a Hitler.

 

[TdC]

Yeeeeessss, ladies!




Actually, uploading direct from phone may not be such a good idea sizewise...

 

[Yoni]

Yeeeeessss, ladies!

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Actually, uploading direct from phone may not be such a good idea sizewise...

Just NO..... *shudder*

 

[Raven]

*fap*

 

[Edmond]

Arrrrggghhhh, my fucking eyes. Why so big.....WHY!!!

 

[Trem]

Jesus Christ, it's like I've opened my wardrobe and there's a fucking stalker in there.

 

[Raven]

Like the beginnings of a channel 5 porno.

 

[TdC]

Arrrrggghhhh, my fucking eyes. Why so big.....WHY!!!

I hear that often.

Jesus Christ, it's like I've opened my wardrobe and there's a fucking stalker in there.

You never complained before

Like the beginnings of a channel 5 porno.

I'm fully tumescent!

 

[Ch3tan]

Jebus wept

 

[old.Tohtori]

Was just reminded of;


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLPZmPaHme0

 

[TdC]

yay it's the 11th of Mo!! also, here, have a pic, all cropped and tiny

 

[Scouse]

I demand more variety in glasses

 

[TdC]

I hear and obey, oh great black elephant!

 

[Scouse]

What disappoints me now is the deliberate tucking in of one side of your hoodie's drawstrap.

YOU GIANT QUEEN YOU!

 

[TdC]

I....I....I'm.......................................sorry

 

[Scouse]

I....I....I'm.......................................sorry

It's only because anyone even remotely conscious of their own self image threatens my masculinity and therefore my very existence...

 

[TdC]

in both my and your defense, I had no idea that the hood cord was caught in my zipper. I was cold, I put on a hoodie, it's cool, brah.

 

[Edmond]

I hear and obey, oh great black elephant!

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View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaG5SAw1n0c

 

[TdC]

tsss so jelly of my facial haired prowess