oh dear :(

[TdC]

heh slowly but surely my house will become clean btw I have a special0x cleaning thing, had it for ages, do everything with it

 

[caLLous]

If that's one of your pet names for your girl, I can see why she doesn't want to move in.

 

[TdC]

but she likes cleaning my thing

 

[amobea]

heh slowly but surely my house will become clean btw I have a special0x cleaning thing, had it for ages, do everything with it

you mean like you use it to spunk of and stuff ???

sicko...






If I claimed to have great deal of barbie prowess i may have been bluffing...
But, if you brits are anything like the irish i drank with after rugby world cup last year
i'll teach ya how to skull

 

[Doh_boy]

i'll teach ya how to skull

How to .....what?

 

[TdC]

everything.... and there's no dodging me now amobea, you're an Australian, you are genetically programmed to operate bbq's with a high level of skill!! don't let me down now matey!!

 

[Trem]

You need your little, messy area of your flat Teedles, its part of our personality*













*nerds DO have personalities!

 

[TdC]

yes!! finally someone who understands!!1

*remove leggy*
*mount trem*

 

[Trem]

You see Samm understands this now. I have got fag ash all around my poota chair, I have several bits of pcs lying around(see actual desk thread), but we converted the garage for this reason, this way I don't mess up any other rooms(Samm can do that).

*accepts TDC willingly*

 

[TdC]

*grunt*


you see, my gf's logic is that I already have a scruffy poota place, thus the rest of the house *must* be clean

 

[Trem]

Oh yeah, shes right there chum.

The rest of the house is for the girlies to mess up...










...apparently

 

[TdC]

but it's *my* house (err, the bank's house, but that's a minor technicality), I *own* it!!
she just comes by every now and then because she lusts after my godlike body and leet cooking skills

 

[Trem]

Ahhh but would you like to have a messy house and be single, or have a slightly tidier house(flat) and get lots of rumpa pumpa?

 

[.Wilier.]

Biggest problem we have is that we BOTH like the house to be clean, but the kids like it to be messy.

Talk your way round that one Tremington?

 

[Trem]

Kids locked in cellar = clean house.*
















*my views on this may change come the end of August

 

[TdC]

well, I don't have kids....so someone has to make messes and have someone else clean it up!!

 

[.Wilier.]

*my views on this may change come the end of August

Doubtfull tbh

 

[amobea]

See what i can do


oh and for the foo' who asked skull = chug? = drinking damn fast

 

[Doh_boy]

See what i can do


oh and for the foo' who asked skull = chug? = drinking damn fast

heh right. I'm not that good at that myself....you tried skull-ing s ?) guiness?

:s

yeessh

 

[amobea]

yeah little harder than normal but not much different

kilkennys and cafferys are suprisingly easy though

 

[TdC]

murphys red is evil stuff imo. you hardly taste it, you hardly feel it...till it hits you in the head with a hammer

 

[~Yuckfou~]

Biggest problem we have is that we BOTH like the house to be clean, but the kids like it to be messy.

Talk your way round that one Tremington?

1. Adoption agency.
2. Vasectomy

sorted.

 

[amobea]

murphys red ???

 

[Doh_boy]

murphys red ???

I'd guess it would be their 'go' at bitter. I remember beamish red, which was nice, as apposed to beamish black which was shite.

 

[TdC]

yes, think of it as a very weak reddish coloured lager. only good thing about it is that it's served (here) in pitchers.

the stout variant is teh yum though

 

[Will]

Mmnnn, Murphy's Stout...

*daydreams*

 

[Darthshearer]

Nice is Murpheys but Guinness is the daddeh

 

[Wij]

Urgh. Stop soiling my dreams.













Mmmm, Asahi...

 

[TdC]

I have not managed to find a place here in holland that sells murphy's stout though

 

[Will]

It's not that common over here either. Guiness owns most of the market for stout.