Nurse!

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

OT is going into cardiac arrest! I need 10 CCs of 'Vaguely-Interesting-Topicol' and a Vodka Martini...STAT!!

...and a back rub.

 

[loxleyhood]

German president claims Britain shares war guilt!

 

[Sibanac]

I need a nurse, prefrably 25y/o swedish with big boobs

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

This nurse is mine! Find yer own! If you go to a nursing college, hold up a big sign saying 'I have a penis' you will be swarmed by horny nurses.

 

[Sibanac]

Originally posted by Sissyfoo
This nurse is mine! Find yer own! If you go to a nursing college, hold up a big sign saying 'I have a penis' you will be swarmed by horny nurses.

only gay men are allowed in there

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

I made a fake ID which IDs me as the president of the local Gay Pride Association! Nursing Colleges are totally open to me! Mwahaha!

 

[old.Dillinja]

I'm a nurse.

 

[Sibanac]

Originally posted by old.Dillinja
I'm a nurse.

I am joining a monastery

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

Originally posted by old.Dillinja
I'm a nurse.

I'm comin' with ya, Sib. Do Trappist Monks drink their booze or just sell it?

 

[old.Dillinja]

I can be a monk too.

 

[Sibanac]

Originally posted by Sissyfoo
I'm comin' with ya, Sib. Do Trappist Monks drink their booze or just sell it?

We can hope

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

The order of Monks that I will join will wtfpwn your order.

 

[old.Dillinja]

I doubt that very much. My order has a healer, 10 savages, wallhack, and radar. I am also armed with an AWP rifle, specially designed so that it automatically aims at the head of the victim, with heat-seeking bullets.

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

Hmm...my order has beer and hoes. Have fun with your savages.

 

[FoXeH]

sissyfoo
slightly tipsy?

 

[Ekydus]

He had trepantation so he's permenantly high now.

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

I have decided to quit drinking in order to reduce the amount of mental anguish I inflict on others when I am sozzled! Aren't I a nice chap?


...actually, I was just reallah bored.