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Testin da Cable

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that wasn't quite what I had in mind
was going to manipulate it a bit
's ok tho ;)
 
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Wij

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Originally posted by testin_da_cable
that wasn't quite what I had in mind
was going to manipulate myself a bit
's ok tho ;)

k :)
 
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Ch3tan

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A tale about a man, his wife and their dog.


A man is talking to his wife

"we are going on a fishing trip this weekend, u me and the dog"

The wife doesnt want to

"I'd rather stay home and clean teh house"

"no, all 3 of us are going fishing" says the man.

"im not going fishing, i'm staying home this weekend", counters the wife.

"fine" says the man, "you dont have to go... aslong as you do anything I want"

After a moment of consideration, teh wife decides she will give him anything he want to not have to go fishing.

"you have to let me take you up the arse or give me a blowjob" the husband says grinning.

"okay ill gve u a blowjob" the wife decides.

Shes gets on her knees and starts sucking away.

"urghh" she screams, "it tastes of shit!"

"I know" replies the man, "the dog didnt want to go either"

:rolleyes:

That will happen in the third age of the messiah who came before in teh past, when he returns in the future -in a country.
 
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Testin da Cable

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remember saying that Wij, cos it'll come back to haunt you bwahaha :eek:
 
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Wij

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Originally posted by testin_da_cable
remember saying that Wij, cos it'll come back to haunt you bwahaha :eek:

P.S. I bot men for fun

The internet is funny like that init :D
 
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~Lazarus~

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Originally posted by Ch3tan
A tale about a man, his wife and their dog.


A man is talking to his wife

"we are going on a fishing trip this weekend, u me and the dog"

The wife doesnt want to

"I'd rather stay home and clean teh house"

"no, all 3 of us are going fishing" says the man.

"im not going fishing, i'm staying home this weekend", counters the wife.

"fine" says the man, "you dont have to go... aslong as you do anything I want"

After a moment of consideration, teh wife decides she will give him anything he want to not have to go fishing.

"you have to let me take you up the arse or give me a blowjob" the husband says grinning.

"okay ill gve u a blowjob" the wife decides.

Shes gets on her knees and starts sucking away.

"urghh" she screams, "it tastes of shit!"

"I know" replies the man, "the dog didnt want to go either"

:rolleyes:

That will happen in the third age of the messiah who came before in teh past, when he returns in the future -in a country.

Lol Ch3tan - I ve reconsidered my opinion of you

I never realised you had a sense of humour

Nice 1

:D
 
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~Lazarus~

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Re: Re: Re: Nostradamus

Originally posted by MrZilla


Well ok let me try to explain somethings...First off Nostradamus did in fact die in 1566 odds are the prediction was made in 1564 not 1654. Then old nostradamus predicted the world would in 3000 something. I want to say 3013. Which we'll all be long since dead.

Another thing that people forgot and caused a lot of confusion when Mr Damus made his prediction of the world ending.

His predictions were base on the Gregorian calander and not the Julian calendar that we are using today.
 
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Ch3tan

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Originally posted by Lazarus


Lol Ch3tan - I ve reconsidered my opinion of you

I never realised you had a sense of humour

Nice 1

:D

grrrr


This is stupid people making up and warping nosties writings.
Its interesting though, may get myself that notrodamus book thats number one seller at amazon :p
 

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