Nolby Pride @ Camlann will...

[old.Ailelun]

Originally posted by old.XanateA
We will not kill unguilded greys unless provoked to do so...

We will kill all members of enemy guilds regardless of con... this will mean all Anti-PK Guilds.

We will kill Unguilded and guilded people green con+.

We will not talk shit after killing or being killed.
If any member talks shit to you without a reason, be sure to let me know as i will give each member 3 warnings before kicking them.

If we kill your exp group let us know who your ressing type of char is and we will res him so he can res ur group. (You are worth more to us if you are higher level). If you happen to be in an enemy guild, do not expect a res.

PS. We will laugh at the people sending stupid whine messages and we will post them on our webpage, so dont make a fool of yourself.

I agree with these, they are not harsh, and perfectly reasonable, why you people have to create such a fuss, and turn it into 'yet' another flame war is beyond me, someone block this thread ffs, you only have to read the first post.

 

[DocWolfe]

this whole tread should be named "sarcasm at its best (read worst)"

 

[cHodAX]

Papa cHo /shrugs at all the nonsense and goes to bed.....

 

[Cuthervaen]

To quote and plagiate Tzeentch, this thread started to suck after the words "Nolby Pride"...

 

[old.Anarki]

Here we go again

 

[Ambulance]

(thread is almost perfect).

nope not without

"i pwned all of u" from our forum god Karam

or a nice little

"IRL Sad Cunt" from K-9



Come on all , 5 posts till 100 of probablly the worst sack of shit thread i have ever read on BW.


Ambulance <First Cohort>
(?) Healer <Cutting Edge pvp>

 

[Arnor]

lookes like the np thread is leading over the ce thread by a bit PP

 

[tarkadall]

Originally posted by old.XanateA
We will not kill unguilded greys unless provoked to do so...

We will kill all members of enemy guilds regardless of con... this will mean all Anti-PK Guilds.

We will kill Unguilded and guilded people green con+.

We will not talk shit after killing or being killed.
If any member talks shit to you without a reason, be sure to let me know as i will give each member 3 warnings before kicking them.

If we kill your exp group let us know who your ressing type of char is and we will res him so he can res ur group. (You are worth more to us if you are higher level). If you happen to be in an enemy guild, do not expect a res.

PS. We will laugh at the people sending stupid whine messages and we will post them on our webpage, so dont make a fool of yourself.

Wow you sound like a corporation spelling out its mission statement or something.
Or maybe some weird cult with its own version of the 10 commandments:

1) Thou shalt kill all greens+
2) Thou shalt not gank greys

etc..

Very bizarre.

 

[Subbiz]

I can't wait for this :> giv pvp!

I might not be able to obey that rule of not killing greycon, I have to own a FG with a solo support class just once ! I PROMISE! JUST ONE LITTLE TIME PLEEEEEEEESEEEEEEE *big brown doggy eyes and itchy aemezz finger*

 

[old.Kerosene]

Nobly Pride before a fall.

 

[old.Dillinja]

Re: Re: Nolby Pride @ Camlann will...

Originally posted by tarkadall

Wow you sound like a corporation spelling out its mission statement or something.
Or maybe some weird cult with its own version of the 10 commandments:

1) Thou shalt kill all greens+
2) Thou shalt not gank greys

etc..

Very bizarre.

lol page 5!

 

[-=LiCkEr=-]

I like NP.They Amuse me.

 

[cougar-]

Originally posted by -=LiCkEr=-
I like NP.They Amuse me.

tell me how.

 

[-=LiCkEr=-]

Originally posted by cougar-


tell me how.

I'd Be Delighted to, but sharing my amusement with you Could Jeapordize my future Entertainment.

 

[Khalen]

Originally posted by -=LiCkEr=-


I'd Be Delighted to, but sharing my amusement with you Could Jeapordize my future Entertainment.

Hahaha LiCkEr

 

[noob_pride]

Originally posted by old.XanateA
We will not kill unguilded greys unless provoked to do so...

We will kill all members of enemy guilds regardless of con... this will mean all Anti-PK Guilds.

We will kill Unguilded and guilded people green con+.

We will not talk shit after killing or being killed.
If any member talks shit to you without a reason, be sure to let me know as i will give each member 3 warnings before kicking them.

If we kill your exp group let us know who your ressing type of char is and we will res him so he can res ur group. (You are worth more to us if you are higher level). If you happen to be in an enemy guild, do not expect a res.

PS. We will laugh at the people sending stupid whine messages and we will post them on our webpage, so dont make a fool of yourself.

Hey can you boot that fooker xanatea for shit talking everyday for the last year plz. Hes a real asshole im sure you already know this thou..

 

[seranu]

Well kinda off topic but heck...

Originally posted by Tank Init


when was the last time the usa won a war?

also who invented the word friendly fire

first, name a country that has won a war? Might seem odd, but ganking people irl isn't winning you know...

Originally posted by Damon Doombring


Hehe yeah they couldnt even kick the wietnamese , who where fighting in PJ's and wielding rubberband gun's.

btw tis thread is the funniest ever.. god the amount of shid some peopel let out...You should go into bio-gas you would make gazillions

Well if your seaking winning as in ganking most enemies, the US clearly won. If you look at it what it's intention was ( to stop the communism spreading) I actually think they kinda did pretty well.

Too bad the vietnams didn't give any RPs =/ just think of a rr9 machingunner with IP and augmented con5! yikes!

 

[noob_pride]

Yea sounds great.. Get that rr 7 gunner and send him to some backward hick town in sweden called Nolby.

 

[seranu]

All of us Swedes are still rr1... No bloody enemies to gank the last 100 years! Oh nm, that's good...

Cheers

 

[old.windforce]

/em takes 7 friends and claims noble pride name <evil grin>

sell it back for 5 plat

 

[old.Finster]

my life with the thrill-kill-cult .

Finster, <Nolby Pride>
around somewhere

 

[infozwerg]

thrill-kill-cult is of scary!

 

[-=LiCkEr=-]

Originally posted by old.Finster
my life with the thrill-kill-cult .

That Sound's like a Selling Title for Your Biography.

 

[cougar-]

Originally posted by -=LiCkEr=-


I'd Be Delighted to, but sharing my amusement with you Could Jeapordize my future Entertainment.

did u start get amused before or after you asked if you could join NP but got turned down?

 

[-=LiCkEr=-]

Ah, Was Before, Inbetween and After was an ongoing Laugh-A-Minute...Really Sad i didn't get in tho, Listening to You in Gc would of been more "Amusing" than your "I'll Sch00l You" Forum Humour.

Anything Else you would like to Know?
You Give me so much, Only Fair i let you Pick my Brain and Answer Your (Sch00l) Question's

 

[-=LiCkEr=-]

And to Clarify your Assertion, I only Inquired to join N.p. After I Adresse'd My Guildless Position With a few Colleague's.They Informe'd me A 'New' Guild was Forming for PvP of Funny Guy's and Folk's who Acquire'd help to Release their 'Inner' Anger.
Im a kinda "Florence Nightingale" , I had the Impression I would be able to Help you With your Dilemna, But I was un'aware N.p Isn't a New Guild Create'd Soley for PvP and all hope seem's lost. I sha'll Say a Prayer for You Tonight before I Sleep in hope You get better.

 

[infozwerg]

youll say that prayer before or after your daily dose of ANALBESTRAFUNG?

no, dont answer plz ...

 

[-=LiCkEr=-]

Originally posted by -=LiCkEr=-
Release their 'Inner' Anger.

Result's in...

Originally posted by infozwerg
youll say that prayer before or after your daily dose of ANALBESTRAFUNG?

no, dont answer plz ...

Try Harder. You Look 'Almost' Cute.

/Ding, Next Please.

 

[seranu]

Well just to lighten things up a bit, why not have a 'Guess-what-movie' game?

ok here goes!

GUARD #1: Halt! Who goes there?
ARTHUR: It is I, Arthur, son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle
of Camelot. King of the Britons, defeator of the Saxons,
sovereign of all England!
GUARD #1: Pull the other one!
ARTHUR: I am. And this my trusty servant Patsy. We have
ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights
who will join me in my court of Camelot. I must speak with your
lord and master.
GUARD #1: What, ridden on a horse?
ARTHUR: Yes!
GUARD #1: You're using coconuts!
ARTHUR: What?
GUARD #1: You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're
bangin' 'em together.
ARTHUR: So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered
this land, through the kingdom of Mercea, through--
GUARD #1: Where'd you get the coconut?
ARTHUR: We found them.
GUARD #1: Found them? In Mercea? The coconut's tropical!
ARTHUR: What do you mean?
GUARD #1: Well, this is a temperate zone.
ARTHUR: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house
martin or the plumber may seek warmer climes in winter yet these
are not strangers to our land.
GUARD #1: Are you suggesting coconuts are migratory?
ARTHUR: Not at all, they could be carried.
GUARD #1: What -- a swallow carrying a coconut?
ARTHUR: It could grip it by the husk!
GUARD #1: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a
simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not
carry a 1 pound coconut.
ARTHUR: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your
master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here.
GUARD #1: Listen, in order to maintain air-speed velocity, a
swallow needs to beat its wings 43 times every second, right?
ARTHUR: Please!
GUARD #1: Am I right?
ARTHUR: I'm not interested!
GUARD #2: It could be carried by an African swallow!
GUARD #1: Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European
swallow, that's my point.
GUARD #2: Oh, yeah, I agree with that...
ARTHUR: Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court
at Camelot?!
GUARD #1: But then of course African swallows are not migratory.
GUARD #2: Oh, yeah...
GUARD #1: So they couldn't bring a coconut back anyway...
[clop clop]
GUARD #2: Wait a minute -- supposing two swallows carried it
together?
GUARD #1: No, they'd have to have it on a line.
GUARD #2: Well, simple! They'd just use a standard creeper!
GUARD #1: What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers?
GUARD #2: Well, why not?

 

[healer_mcheal]

well my self i think im gonna stay unguilded there will be too many guilds killin each other just coz 1 person from there guild killed em ill just watch and clap at ppl killin a whole guild solo