No. No, no, no, no, nooooo!

[Damini]

Ergh. The runaway Bride was everything I loathe about England. Gobby, ignorant, loud woman with an accent like an agitated goat. "DOCTAH THE SANTA CLAWSES ARE ALIVEH! WHAS GOING ON? TELL ME DOCTAH! DOCTAH! DOCTAH!! DOCTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

Best suggestion I have read for a doctor who episode with her in came from another forum.

I think an Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie style fourth-wall-breaking speech is in order.

Complete with paper cut-out Donna!

Doctor: Hi, Donna. You look like you've got something to say. Do
you?
Donna: Yes, I certainly do!
[Russel T. Davies' voice] I have to go now. My planet needs me.
[some crudely-scrawled titles move up, stating "Note: Donna
died on the way back to her home planet"]

Jack: Wow, Donna came from another planet?
Martha: Uh, I guess...

 

[Panda On Smack]

Dr Who is balls

 

[Bullitt]

I never saw the appeal, a man in a phone box fighting wheelchair robots and (from what i saw my parents watching recently) balls with knives.

Wheelchair robots and balls with knives!

 

[old.Tohtori]

balls with knives!

It's better then balls of steel by default. And balls of steel is a good thing no?

 

[dysfunction]

No because you end up walking like a duck and stubbing your toes on them

 

[old.Tohtori]

No because you end up walking like a duck and stubbing your toes on them

You either have really short legs or REALLY low hanging balls