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I can (just about) put up with all the girly, poncy, noncy guff that's part and parcel of the new Doctor Who but casting seems to have hit the fan.

I mean, it's nice seeing a scantily dressed Kylie most of the time but I can't see how she's going to add to the Christmas special. Same with Tate and the whole series.
 

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Jeez, how stupid are they? Should have brought back Sally Sparrow really, she was perfect for the job.
 

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Luckily i don't know this Tate so nothing was ruined on the next season.

Don't. Wanna. Know. Careful with these things people, some of us hate spoilers in the smallest amount :D

Now i better never return to this thread again.
 

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So you didn't see the Christmas special with her in? (Assuming you're going to return)
 

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Loathe and detest her 'comedy', avoided the xmas special because of it.
 

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Think she is shit, she has nice tats though :p
 

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She is a shit comedian but surprisingly, a good actress.

Watched a few of her dramas that were on tv not so long ago, she seemed ok.

But after Billie Piper, why would the Doctor want to settle for a piece of mutton when he can choose the best lamb ? ;)

Personally, I would like to see Shiela from Shameless as the Companion, that would be quality viewing. Seeing the doctor get chased by a sword wielding nympho = priceless!
 

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It could be worse, Jade Goody could have gone for it.
 

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Can't stand the women as a comedian, but I did watch Starter for 10 the other day and she wasn't to bad in that as a straight actor.

Unfortunatley, if the character picked up by The Doctor is to be the same one as the Christmas special last year, then God help us. That was a fucking terrible episode.

Some of the new Doctor Who episodes have been fantastic. The two parter where he became human was just fantastic and I really enjoyed seeing John Simm get his teeth into The Master role.

However, I still find myself cringing on a regular basis, especially when sloppy script writing means that The Doctor is sure to solve almost any problem with that bloody Sonic Screwdriver.

Daleks chasing you down? Don't worry, shoot them with the Sonic Screwdriver.

Chained to a post with no way out? Don't worry, the Sonic Screwdriver will pick those locks.

Touch of thursh there Martha? Fear not, the Sonic Screwdriver will cure all.

I'll give it one or two episodes with Tate, but I fear I shall not be returning much after that :(
 

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Personally, I would like to see Shiela from Shameless as the Companion, that would be quality viewing. Seeing the doctor get chased by a sword wielding nympho = priceless!

Thad...






.... that is just fucking genius! :D
 

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Russell T Davies is a fucking SHITE writer, I am very glad he brought the franchise back but other than that, meh.

Catherine Tate is an irritating duracell fucking mong and I would rather inject myself with botulism than watch 13 episodes with that **** in it.







But I will watch 13 episodes so where the fuck is that needle? :$

Meh. I have to say, I really really DID look forward to coming home and reading the negative fanboy reaction on the dvd forums and other places more than I enjoyed the last ep of Dr Who ;)

I think people are burning their plastic K9 figures across the country.

edit: Sally Sparrow, yummeh, would have given the TV a facial every ep.
 

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Thad...






.... that is just fucking genius! :D

But to be honest, the Doctor is probably gagging for it. I mean all that time with Billie Piper in a Police Box, bet he wishes he stuck it in her box:(
 

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I think Freema whatserface is FAR better looking than Billie Piper, who, when all's said and done, has a right fat arse. And Chris Evans has been there :(

Got to admit, I was one of the raging fanbois after that last episode; RTD should be kept the hell away from writing duties coz he's shite, and there's no bigger sign of bad writing in SF than using the 'reset' button. And don't get me started on the Superman/Jedi/Flash Gordon stuff.

As for Catherine Tate; well, she wasn´t as bad as I expected in the Christmas ep, but not sure about a whole series though. And I gather Martha will be back for a few eps as well.
 

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jessica stevenson would have been a great actress for a doctor's companion, not in the same role as in the two-parter episode though obviously

and yes. it should be sally sparrow. i touch myself at the thought
 

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How about Paris Hilton as the assistant?

Cue porno! :p
 

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I think Freema whatserface is FAR better looking than Billie Piper, who, when all's said and done, has a right fat arse. And Chris Evans has been there :(

Got to admit, I was one of the raging fanbois after that last episode; RTD should be kept the hell away from writing duties coz he's shite, and there's no bigger sign of bad writing in SF than using the 'reset' button. And don't get me started on the Superman/Jedi/Flash Gordon stuff.

As for Catherine Tate; well, she wasn´t as bad as I expected in the Christmas ep, but not sure about a whole series though. And I gather Martha will be back for a few eps as well.
I caught, and complained, about the Star Wars/Flash Gordon references. I missed the Superman one though. Please enlighten?
 

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There were some horrific episodes inbetween the gems these series, and I cannot see myself watching a whole season with Tate in it. The Christmas special with her made me want to claw my eyes out and use them to plug my ears.
 

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I caught, and complained, about the Star Wars/Flash Gordon references. I missed the Superman one though. Please enlighten?

The world rotating backwards effect - straight rip from the Superman The Motion Picture. It was shit in that as well. Personally I also thought Gallifray looked a bit shonky (all I could think of was another Superman reference, the bottle city of Kandor, but then I am a comics geek :)), but I undertand the Whovians actually liked that bit.
 

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What next? Russell Brand and Graham Norton as the doctors new 'special' friends?


Bring back Sally Sparrow you bastards!
 

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Russell Brand I could live with as a bit of comic relief.
 

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Russell Brand I could live with as a bit of comic relief.

They should get Alan Carr from the Friday Night Project, that guy is a complete deviant, just what Doctor Who needs. :D
 

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Ah so that's Tate (yes damini, i always come back *queu dramatic music and flash of lightning* ).

Well, guess you have to be UK(or know her) to think she's something or other right off the bat, 'cause i thought she was more towards the old style of Doctor Who. Outlook and manner wise.

Took me quite a while to get used to Rose originally and that new...whatshernamenursegirlie(brainfart)...but yes, the runnaway bride is rather working, for me, as a companion. Like i said, it's more of that classical style.

Since i can only comment really on looks and the one episode, it takes time to get to know these new faces and accustom to them. So, time will tell really. I really don't care for the sidekicks, would prefer rose back 'cause she was a bit as nuts as the Doc, but, what can you do.
 

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