TheBinarySurfer
Can't get enough of FH
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Went to school with a kid who was called Wayne Carr (pronounced Kar).
I wonder how that naming discussion went?
Man: "Darling what can we call our little bundle of joy?"
Woman: "Well our surname is Carr - what would fit well with that?"
Man: "I don't know"
Woman: "Then if we can't think of one thats inspiring, lets at least call him something that will give us and his friends/classmates/employers a good laugh for the rest of his natural life?"
Man: "Sounds good, what did you have in mind"
Woman: "Hmmm"
Man: "I've got it - Ford Carr?"
Woman: "No, no typically male - car related, something that has universal appeal".
Man: "Damn you're right"
Several hours later...
Man: "Well your dads name is Wayne..."
Woman: "Yeah sounds good, shame we couldnt think of anything amusing though."
Poor kid, everytime the register was called...
I wonder how that naming discussion went?
Man: "Darling what can we call our little bundle of joy?"
Woman: "Well our surname is Carr - what would fit well with that?"
Man: "I don't know"
Woman: "Then if we can't think of one thats inspiring, lets at least call him something that will give us and his friends/classmates/employers a good laugh for the rest of his natural life?"
Man: "Sounds good, what did you have in mind"
Woman: "Hmmm"
Man: "I've got it - Ford Carr?"
Woman: "No, no typically male - car related, something that has universal appeal".
Man: "Damn you're right"
Several hours later...
Man: "Well your dads name is Wayne..."
Woman: "Yeah sounds good, shame we couldnt think of anything amusing though."
Poor kid, everytime the register was called...