I would
1. Declare Sovereignty, governed through Democratic dictatorship.
2. legalize it
3. Declare Wednesday a national holiday
4. State extreme intolerance towards stupid religions or cults
5. outlaw any and all forms of masturbation "if your horny a female or male specimen of your prefrence, will be provided for you"
more to come, work calls
1. Declare Sovereignty, governed through Democratic dictatorship.
2. legalize it
3. Declare Wednesday a national holiday
4. State extreme intolerance towards stupid religions or cults
5. outlaw any and all forms of masturbation "if your horny a female or male specimen of your prefrence, will be provided for you"
more to come, work calls