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I believe I covered all that with my post I think!
I believe I covered all that with my post I think!
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~YuckFou~
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Well the buggers are hiding then. Or they are struggling to type with their arthritic fingers and failing eyesight
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mank!
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Originally posted by Will.
We took this off topic.
Sorry mank.
Hey I don't mind, it's not my topic (even if I have the most posts in it)
Anyway, anyone who hasn't done so give us a background of your life dammit!
Interesting mank fact:
Played football when I was a lot younger, and became the first person in under 9 football to be sent off
I broke someones ankle because they made a bad 'tackle' on me. Then I went and sat and cried in the goal and got sent off. FEAR THE SHORT TEMPER!Gave up football when I became a fat cunt.
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If it makes you feel any better Yuck, I always thought you were much younger.
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GDW
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Rev Flatus where ever he went too was older than 40 in fact he may have been early 50's if I remember.
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Nylex
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I know.. but Computer Science at Cambridge would be tougher..
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legendario
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Well....
Not too interesting but:
Born in Dundee on 25th May 1978. Two years later my sister was born on the 25th May 1980
Nice timing mum and dad...well done.
During school (1st year) I became involved in Drama and was payed to do a play at the Dundee Rep... 15 minutes of fame over. I decided that being an actor wasn't going to get me anywhere and therefore concentrated on to losing my virginity. Nearly managed when I was 13 but I made an arse of it as I had no idea what I was supposed to do. Anyway goal achieved at 16
Finished school with good enough highers to get me into uni and whilst there I managed to get really fat from drinking and eating too much ffs (have lost meh belleh now but will get to that in a minute)
got round to finishing Uni with a Meng (2:1) in Electronic Engineering and now work for a high tech startup company based in Dundee. My job does not involve engineering in the slightest and they pay me far too much.
6 months later when looking at my graduation photos I didnt even recognise myself as I was currently doing a rick waller impression. I decided to join the gym, stopped eating and have now lost 4 stone in the last 9 months or so and feel fuckin good for it too.
Amongst other things I luv the music (good rock and metal mainly), am a big red dwarf fan (flame away) and play computer games far too much.
Oh I almost forgot....I met a girl when I was 19 and am still with her... I am 24 now. We are having probs and it's not going too well atm but these things have a way of working out.
Here I am now with absolutely no idea what I'm gonna do but I plan on having fun doin it.....
Not too interesting but:
Born in Dundee on 25th May 1978. Two years later my sister was born on the 25th May 1980
Nice timing mum and dad...well done.
During school (1st year) I became involved in Drama and was payed to do a play at the Dundee Rep
... 15 minutes of fame over. I decided that being an actor wasn't going to get me anywhere and therefore concentrated on to losing my virginity. Nearly managed when I was 13 but I made an arse of it as I had no idea what I was supposed to do. Anyway goal achieved at 16 Finished school with good enough highers to get me into uni and whilst there I managed to get really fat from drinking and eating too much ffs
(have lost meh belleh now but will get to that in a minute)got round to finishing Uni with a Meng (2:1) in Electronic Engineering and now work for a high tech startup company based in Dundee. My job does not involve engineering in the slightest
and they pay me far too much.6 months later when looking at my graduation photos I didnt even recognise myself as I was currently doing a rick waller impression. I decided to join the gym, stopped eating and have now lost 4 stone in the last 9 months or so and feel fuckin good for it too.
Amongst other things I luv the music (good rock and metal mainly), am a big red dwarf fan (flame away
) and play computer games far too much.Oh I almost forgot....I met a girl when I was 19 and am still with her... I am 24 now. We are having probs and it's not going too well atm but these things have a way of working out.
Here I am now with absolutely no idea what I'm gonna do but I plan on having fun doin it.....
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tbh :/
(While I obviously aspire to cage's genius nonsensical imagery, I fear I'm rather too prudish, and as such have remained vaguely on topic)
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~YuckFou~
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get your coat you've pulled
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S'pose i'll bore you lot with my life then...
Born in South Africa - Johannesburg 14th January 1985.
Enjoyed the first 7 years of my life there, visiting places like the Krueger National Park. I remember only a few of things of that dying land. :/ Like a little school i attended aged 4, or something, then onto some bigger school and met the loveliest little girl heh. I still remember about 4 of my young friends from that country. We moved fairly often and finally ended up in a thatched house. I went back to SA in '98 and for the Millenium, seeing family and so on. Then i realised how the country had dissipated. I discovered games on an old 286, which included a motorbike game, dungeons & dragons (platformer) and a load of others. Soon my PC became dated very quickly ( a P100 - 64 meg ram) and moved onto the PS scene and found FFVII et al.
I came to this country in March '92, just after my stupid sister was born. A hyperactive little nuisance who has no respect for anyone but herself. School was rarely a problem for me, of course i still had my enemies, but it was never to point of bullying, probably just competition. I always enjoyed sport, especially athletics. From years 4 - 6 i would run for my class against the others, but was never succesful, just unlucky at the wrong time. It was through these sports days i would meet my bestest buddy, a Zambian by the name of Maurice. The nicest guy i have ever met, but is still just a kid at heart heh. Did reasonably well at school, was just lazy half the time. It would be about year 8 i would find the most beautiful girl (at the time anyway) in the world. Took me untill half way through year10 to ask her out. And when she finally replied with "no" (on a wednesday - yes i'm sad), her reason was that i asked her out infront of people, otherwise she would have said yes. I kicked myself :/ Though apparently she fancied me aswell, then asks out some other blokey. She was turned down which made me laugh heartily . It was around year 9 i had found weight training and physical fitness. I had gotten to point of doing 500 hundred sit ups in one go. And have maintained a fine figure ever since . Though i always found press ups hard and could never reach 40, though i haven't tried for about a year and now just do bicep curls. I have found college to be an utter bag of balls, as about 98.829644% of the people there are so "up" themselves that they can see through their scrote. This is what some of them get up to: They stand in a circle and put about 2p in the centre, thay then "battle it out" to try and get the coin by trying to grab it and stand on anyones hand if they try and get it. :////// Though there is some nice talent around heh . I'm still at college and am thinking of joining the army. Probably go to be an officer.
- In a nutshell -
The first time i got fucked off alcohol, i was aged 15;
The first time i did anything sexual, i was aged 16;
I have only recently tried any form of drugs, not becuase i'm depressed but for the fun of it. I'll never do the hard stuff.
I work in Sainsbury's
I have two cats
I am currently single (working on it)
I am still quite the athlete (100metres in 12.25s/ Long jump at 5.3m/ Shot Putt at about 8m, Javelin at about 40m)
I still can't drive
I like chocolate and Pot Noodles
My hair is long atm (uber frizz... )
I have a wide range of taste in music (Rap/Hip-Hop, Rock, Classical)
My fave film is American Beauty
I am 5"10, 11st
I am short sighted
I have worn braces ( christ, i must have been a typical nerd :/ )
I have brown hair, brown eyes
I live in Southampton
I am struggling to continue...
I socially smoke (fags, weed, lungs)
I socially drink
umm...
I have flat feet
I have a motorola V50
I have a G-Shock watch - water proof to 200m
I have won the division 4 football in Tyro league aged 15
I found BW through The Sunday Times
err...
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Born in South Africa - Johannesburg 14th January 1985.
Enjoyed the first 7 years of my life there, visiting places like the Krueger National Park. I remember only a few of things of that dying land. :/ Like a little school i attended aged 4, or something, then onto some bigger school and met the loveliest little girl heh. I still remember about 4 of my young friends from that country. We moved fairly often and finally ended up in a thatched house. I went back to SA in '98 and for the Millenium, seeing family and so on. Then i realised how the country had dissipated. I discovered games on an old 286, which included a motorbike game, dungeons & dragons (platformer) and a load of others. Soon my PC became dated very quickly ( a P100 - 64 meg ram) and moved onto the PS scene and found FFVII et al.
I came to this country in March '92, just after my stupid sister was born. A hyperactive little nuisance who has no respect for anyone but herself. School was rarely a problem for me, of course i still had my enemies, but it was never to point of bullying, probably just competition. I always enjoyed sport, especially athletics. From years 4 - 6 i would run for my class against the others, but was never succesful, just unlucky at the wrong time. It was through these sports days i would meet my bestest buddy, a Zambian by the name of Maurice. The nicest guy i have ever met, but is still just a kid at heart heh. Did reasonably well at school, was just lazy half the time. It would be about year 8 i would find the most beautiful girl (at the time anyway) in the world. Took me untill half way through year10 to ask her out. And when she finally replied with "no" (on a wednesday - yes i'm sad
), her reason was that i asked her out infront of people, otherwise she would have said yes. I kicked myself :/ Though apparently she fancied me aswell, then asks out some other blokey. She was turned down which made me laugh heartily . It was around year 9 i had found weight training and physical fitness. I had gotten to point of doing 500 hundred sit ups in one go. And have maintained a fine figure ever since . Though i always found press ups hard and could never reach 40, though i haven't tried for about a year and now just do bicep curls. I have found college to be an utter bag of balls, as about 98.829644% of the people there are so "up" themselves that they can see through their scrote. This is what some of them get up to: They stand in a circle and put about 2p in the centre, thay then "battle it out" to try and get the coin by trying to grab it and stand on anyones hand if they try and get it. :////// Though there is some nice talent around heh . I'm still at college and am thinking of joining the army. Probably go to be an officer.- In a nutshell -
The first time i got fucked off alcohol, i was aged 15;
The first time i did anything sexual, i was aged 16;
I have only recently tried any form of drugs, not becuase i'm depressed but for the fun of it. I'll never do the hard stuff.
I work in Sainsbury's
I have two cats
I am currently single (working on it)
I am still quite the athlete (100metres in 12.25s/ Long jump at 5.3m/ Shot Putt at about 8m, Javelin at about 40m)
I still can't drive
I like chocolate and Pot Noodles
My hair is long atm (uber frizz...
)I have a wide range of taste in music (Rap/Hip-Hop, Rock, Classical)
My fave film is American Beauty
I am 5"10, 11st
I am short sighted
I have worn braces ( christ, i must have been a typical nerd :/ )
I have brown hair, brown eyes
I live in Southampton
I am struggling to continue...
I socially smoke (fags, weed, lungs)
I socially drink
umm...
I have flat feet
I have a motorola V50
I have a G-Shock watch - water proof to 200m
I have won the division 4 football in Tyro league aged 15
I found BW through The Sunday Times
err...
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The Sunday Times?
Were they complaining about the den of filth and iniquity?
Were they complaining about the den of filth and iniquity?
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mank!
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Originally posted by old.Kez
tbh :/
(While I obviously aspire to cage's genius nonsensical imagery, I fear I'm rather too prudish, and as such have remained vaguely on topic)
And thanks goes out to NTL for being so fucked all I see is a red cross.
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old.D0LLySh33p
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Originally posted by ~YuckFou~
get your coat you've pulled
Leave hnn tge fuck alone he's mine.
dwunk.,
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old.D0LLySh33p
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Originally posted by throdgrain
Only just mate
Only as old as you think.
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Originally posted by old.Kez
tbh :/
(While I obviously aspire to cage's genius nonsensical imagery, I fear I'm rather too prudish, and as such have remained vaguely on topic)
hay guysh =))00
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mank!
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Man, I love your irreverantness
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I repeat... If i had the picture of Cage that he posted in the original mugshot thread, i would be posting it *now*. Yes, said picture was infact so "good", that it is capable of countering anything that Cage may post
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granny
u r teh Commie?
u r teh Commie?
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granny
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Re: granny
Pretty much yeah. Trotskyist to be exact, but one with little belief in how it's supposed to actually be acheived :/
Originally posted by wolfeeh
u r teh Commie?
Pretty much yeah. Trotskyist to be exact, but one with little belief in how it's supposed to actually be acheived :/
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Lmao I used to be an Anarchist Now look at me ....
An old geezer said to me when I was about 22, "in your 20's you think with your heart, but in your 30's you think with your head. How true was that...
Now look at me .... An old geezer said to me when I was about 22, "in your 20's you think with your heart, but in your 30's you think with your head. How true was that...
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Originally posted by Shocko
I repeat... If i had the picture of Cage that he posted in the original mugshot thread, i would be posting it *now*. Yes, said picture was infact so "good", that it is capable of countering anything that Cage may post
I HAVE THE PIC KEKEKKEKEKE ¬_¬
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Trem
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YOU HAVE TEH CUSTOM TITLE THRODDEH!!!11!
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Originally posted by throdgrain
Lmao I used to be an Anarchist
An old geezer said to me when I was about 22, "in your 20's you think with your heart, but in your 30's you think with your head. How true was that...
Part of me wishes I could argue with that... heh
Although I do still strongly believe in socialism and, more than ever, see there's no way it can ever be acheived through parliamentary means, I just don't buy the whole revolution thing ever happening. Ah well.Reading back on what I wrote earlier too I seem to have missed out all of the really important things that have happened over the last couple of years, but given that they were mostly me fucking things up majorly it's probably for the best
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old.D0LLySh33p
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/me is so jealous.
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The problem is the common man is lazy and retarded. Politicians play on this in order to get elected, new labour being the prime example. I am very disenchanted with the state of this country. Its poorly run, expensive etc.... I'm fed up with Tony Blair being Bush's european puppet^H^H^H^H^H^Hliasion. Had there not been a major world recession I would be living abroad right now.
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sooner = better
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Wij
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You need a politics thread for this. Might start one
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Oh alright...A bit about me then...
My parents are from Hertfordshire/Essex area. My dad got a 6 month transfer to South Africa before I was born. They liked it so much they decided to stay there.
My sister and I were born in the Northern Suburbs of Johannesburg.I had a good upbringing with no major upsets. I went to good schools and did reasonably well there. I didnt put much effort in at school as I dont like studying....but I did well enough to end up going to University.
I got a degree in accountancy and then did 3 years Auditing work in South Africa. In those 3 years I was supposed to get fully qualified as a Chartered Accountant but I lost the motivation. In my last year of Auditing I hated it with a passion! I handed in my notice of resignation on the exact day of completing those 3 years.
I then tried to find some proper work for about a month and then decided it was time to leave South Africa. I had heard too many horror stories of friends and their neighbors being victims of violent crime. It would have been just a matter of time before something happened to me. I moved to the UK about 4 years ago and I am now living somewhere in London and have purchased a flat. My parents have also moved back here now.
I am now working with Ono in a job which wasnt too bad when I started but has descended into the most abysmal job on the planet. I think I will be moving on next year. I dont think I can manage another year here. I still trying to study ACCA but the motivation is still very low right now.
Other than my job everything is going fairly well.
That is all...
My parents are from Hertfordshire/Essex area. My dad got a 6 month transfer to South Africa before I was born. They liked it so much they decided to stay there.
My sister and I were born in the Northern Suburbs of Johannesburg.I had a good upbringing with no major upsets. I went to good schools and did reasonably well there. I didnt put much effort in at school as I dont like studying....but I did well enough to end up going to University.
I got a degree in accountancy and then did 3 years Auditing work in South Africa. In those 3 years I was supposed to get fully qualified as a Chartered Accountant but I lost the motivation. In my last year of Auditing I hated it with a passion! I handed in my notice of resignation on the exact day of completing those 3 years.
I then tried to find some proper work for about a month and then decided it was time to leave South Africa. I had heard too many horror stories of friends and their neighbors being victims of violent crime. It would have been just a matter of time before something happened to me. I moved to the UK about 4 years ago and I am now living somewhere in London and have purchased a flat. My parents have also moved back here now.
I am now working with Ono in a job which wasnt too bad when I started but has descended into the most abysmal job on the planet. I think I will be moving on next year. I dont think I can manage another year here. I still trying to study ACCA but the motivation is still very low right now.
Other than my job everything is going fairly well.
That is all...
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Testin da Cable
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it's ono's fault isn't it?
*hides*
*hides*
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Ok, not may people interested probably, but what the hell
Nice one trem for starting this, nice to read about the "Real" people.
Real Name: Tim Hull
Born 17/02/79 to Pam And Robert, Mum form Yorkshire, Dad from Sussex.
Grew up in Kent, was bullied at school, but it was never bad, and all stopped when I decked the ringleader, after having enough.
No problems in my lifer really, been very good. I have excellent parents, both very understanding and supportive. One older brother, who is a fool, but does appear to be learing, so who knows. I have a large group of friends, most of which I am very close to.
I was an Uncle at 16, I now have two Nephews, who I would do anything for.
Only ever had one relationship, which shortly after she returned home to Latvia. I'm still in touch with her, and we are very good friends.
I work for the Local council, supporting and writing software. I am also starting to get into web development, and have way too many computers at home
I am slightly overweight, but have been going to the Gym 3 times a week for the past 6 months, 1 session with a personal Trainer, and I am starting to get in shape
That's about it, nothing special I'm afraid
Nice one trem for starting this, nice to read about the "Real" people.
Real Name: Tim Hull
Born 17/02/79 to Pam And Robert, Mum form Yorkshire, Dad from Sussex.
Grew up in Kent, was bullied at school, but it was never bad, and all stopped when I decked the ringleader, after having enough.
No problems in my lifer really, been very good. I have excellent parents, both very understanding and supportive. One older brother, who is a fool, but does appear to be learing, so who knows
. I have a large group of friends, most of which I am very close to.I was an Uncle at 16, I now have two Nephews, who I would do anything for.
Only ever had one relationship, which shortly after she returned home to Latvia. I'm still in touch with her, and we are very good friends.
I work for the Local council, supporting and writing software. I am also starting to get into web development, and have way too many computers at home
I am slightly overweight, but have been going to the Gym 3 times a week for the past 6 months, 1 session with a personal Trainer, and I am starting to get in shape
That's about it, nothing special I'm afraid