My Life.

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doh_boy

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ummm

Name: John Paul Doherty

DOB:24-6-1980

Lives: Manchester

Life:

umm went to school did bugger all work. had a tendancy to make friends really quickly. In primary school was really small and quiet so was bullied. Went to Secondary school and due to my genes shot up and was tall and bulky so didn't get bullied. Had mates was shite with girls didn't try with GCSE's. Went to college and again due to gene's stopped growing so was short again. :rolleyes:

Met a group of top geezers and proceeded to be friends with them since. Managed to fall for one of the girls in the group after knowing her for 4 years it took me a year to get over her. Met an american girl through another girl in the group fell madly in love with her. She's in america now and we e-mail a bit.

At met uni, have done no work, again, and managed to get decent results. Decided to do work this year and am doing apart from my MAIN project which I hate and do no work for.

Not managed a girlfriend due to a number of comical 'Grabbing failure from the mouth of success'-type moment.

Catholic, read joyce's portrait of an artist and stopped reading it due to it being too close to my life. :p

Never suffered from depression and don't see myself as an outcast. I just bumble along doing my thing, only ambition I have to write a book by the time I'm 30.
 
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Louster

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Was born in 1984 to confused parents. Dad is and was self-employed, have had no steady income. Lived in Hove, now "the city of Brighton and Hove" which makes a whole lot of sense. Recently (as in, a year ago) found out that I have coeliacs disease which explains why I've been unwell all my life (was previously diagnosed with "chronic fatigue" or something. Load of crap. Fucking doctors.) Found education easy enough and not entirely unpleasant to begin with, though socially people have always been confusing. Secondary school was shit. In junior school my main teacher had been worried that, when I moved up to Secondary school, they wouldn't stretch me enough. She turned out to be right. I got bored as hell, bullied a little but not badly. The teachers were callous and didn't believe in putting people up years or whatever. No other schools I could have gone to really either, since we've never had enough money to get into any school you have to pay for, and the only other school in the area was basically the same. Lots of conflict with my family as to getting me in since I was always feeling tired and sick but without any apparent reason, and them trying to avoid getting in trouble with "the authorities". Lots of shouting and smacking and stuff, and pretty sure it's the main cause of my insecurity and distrust for people.

Dropped out at 13 with fairly severe anaemia (common side effect of coeliacs) coupled with, I guess, depression. Stayed off school and lived on the internet for 2 years. Had "tutorage" (so we could claim I was still being educated) from a guy named Padraig which consisted of him coming round and reading small amounts of philosophy to me while I fiddled with the Duke Nukem 3D map editor. Uhm. At 15 managed to, painfully, and even though I missed easily half the lessons due to being sick, get 5 GCSE's in a year (1 A*, 3 As and a B) by going to a college and attending classes filled with older idiotic people that had previously failed them and were retrying. Attempted to stay on for A-levels afterwards but slowly ended up dropping all my subjects due to OHBOY illness. Have since done just about nothing, other than learning a few programming languages and moving house 3 times. Have no friends nearby and very few friends otherwise. Have never had a "relationship". Uh.

So here I am at 18 with no A-levels, no ambition, no life, no energy (still. Even though I've been on this special diet (the only "cure" for coeliacs is to avoid eating anything with gluten in) for like a year and should be feeling better. Maybe I'm just imagining I'm ill, just like everyone (including me) thought I was in secondary school.) and fair amounts of bitterness, dislike for people, and a pretty messed up mind. Relatively sure if I could just feel well I'd be more enthusiastic about things, but maybe not. The end. Send me your pity in the form of £20 notes please.

(OHBOY this self-indulgence is so sweet my teeth have dissolved.)
 
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Sir Frizz

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That's the most down-heartening thing i have ever read.
For that, you get no money from me :p
 
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Trem

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Well I've found out a lot of stuff about peeps in this thread, I have found out about people who I have known online for a long time, and Its been nice to hear that we are all human.

I hope in future when someone decides to flame someone else they will think about this thread and realise he/she may be a decent person and there really is no need for the nastiness we sometimes get on here.

Obviously if any of us want to flame Laz then thats understandable, h4x0rs should be flamed:eek:





GROUP GROPE/HUG!!!!!11!
 
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~Lazarus~

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Originally posted by Tremor.
and Its been nice to hear that we are all human.
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Thats your opinion. I still have my doubts about somefolk

:fluffle: Tremor
 
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Trem

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I loved Bodhi's post in here, I cant believe he got hassle because he's enjoyed his life. Its like you aren't a good guy unless you had shit in your childhood.
 
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Sir Frizz

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Originally posted by Tremor.
I loved Bodhi's post in here, I cant believe he got hassle because he's enjoyed his life. Its like you aren't a good guy unless you had shit in your childhood.
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Enjoyment/Arrogance?
 
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Trem

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We have our own thoughts on Bods, you see I thought that came across as the truth in his post, I really don't see him as arrogant. But I guess if he's had a go at someone before then he may seem arrogant.





GROUP SEX!!1!
 
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~Lazarus~

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Originally posted by Tremor.
We have our own thoughts on Bods, you see I thought that came across as the truth in his post, I really don't see him as arrogant. But I guess if he's had a go at someone before then he may seem arrogant.

GROUP SEX!!1!
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tbh, I find it very difficult to harbour a grudge in real life never mind this virtual world.

That said, there are some folk that I do consider tossbags irl
 
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Sir Frizz

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Originally posted by ~Lazarus~


tbh, I find it very difficult to harbour a grudge in real life never mind this virtual world.

That said, there are some folk that I do consider tossbags irl
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Ditto.
 
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Trem

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Well I may as well come right out with it now Laz......until you stop shooting me using your h4x I officially hold a grudge against j00:eek:

















;)
 
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~Lazarus~

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Well...... as long as that is all you hold against me!

Your picture still gives me "tremors" :p
 
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Testin da Cable

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you realistic shooter types scare me :uhoh:
 
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Will

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Cs...realistic...


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


*ahem*



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA
 
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Testin da Cable

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well...when you're used to immolating aliens with plasma or chopping orcs to mince with an oversized axe...
 
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bodhi

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Originally posted by Tremor.
I loved Bodhi's post in here, I cant believe he got hassle because he's enjoyed his life. Its like you aren't a good guy unless you had shit in your childhood.
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I did wonder about that mate. Never realised I was supposed to apologize for having a very enjoyable life so far.
 
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granny

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Originally posted by bodhi


I did wonder about that mate. Never realised I was supposed to apologize for having a very enjoyable life so far.
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S'ok bodhi, people were just hassling you cos you're a cunt, the "enjoying your life" bit is irrelavant :D
 
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bids

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Born 12-12-1962 (yes I'm old !).

Have elder and younger brother, elder and twin sister.

Very close family, all married, all with kids 'cept me and the missus - we enjoy practising for when we really want them.

Fantastic childhood in Nottingham/Leicester - Mum/Dad ran pubs until he retired 8 years back. Because I'm a fairly big bloke (6.2"/15st), never had a any real problems at school - although I didn't really come out of my shell until sixth form.

Studied pathology/biochemistry at Uni, until got hooked on computers in 1982- dropped out to get a proper job.

Worked for BP Chemicals for ten years, before joining NHS, who I still work for - all in various IT related roles - work as a Security chap now, investigating all the access to goat porn sites from NHS Trusts - really interesting and enjoyable work, even if we tend not to be greated with open arms by all the IT Depts.

Passion is Rugby, which is a crackin' social sport as well as a great release-valve for crap weeks at work. Playing for the old farts in the vets now - blind side back-row, as I'm slowing down alot these days. Rugby crowd are a real great crowd, and because I'm a bit of a hedonist, spend a lot of time getting pissed with the lads - missus says I've gotta grow up soon - no chance !

My other passion is obviously buggering around with PC's and thrashing Scoobs at BF1942 - oh, and lurking the BW forums.
 
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Testin da Cable

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*wonders about remotely fiddlythingying with bids' network*


:D
 
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~YuckFou~

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I'm still the oldest ffs, although Bids comes close.
Aye aer teh daddeh !!
 
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S-Gray

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No.. your Grandad..

Sorry ch3ts but Yuck is the new Grandad
 
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Summo

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I've realised I've missed stuff off my life story. I forgot to mention the pro theatre company I co-founded and my parents splitting up, getting back together, splitting up again and finally getting back together.

Am I too late? :/
 
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legendario

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Yuck has me intruiged with his story.

You are a mysterious one.
 
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