My GF dumped me!

Sparx

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Just remember even if you do chat and get back together there was a reason you broke up and if your not careful those reasons will appear again
 

eggy

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Bugz said:
Good relationship = better sex amongst other things.

You are 15 years old!!! No offence but how the hell would you know!

Relationship sex can be great of course, intimacy etc...but finding a hot slut who'll do all kinds of freaky shit does wonders, trust me.
 

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Na, Relationship sex is much better than one night stands with some slag. Mind you I have had some quality one night stands:D
 

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eggy said:
You are 15 years old!!! No offence but how the hell would you know!

Relationship sex can be great of course, intimacy etc...but finding a hot slut who'll do all kinds of freaky shit does wonders, trust me.

So Eggy's obviously into whips, chains and gimp suits ;)
 

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** Rubs oil all over his fat hairy 3ft hobbit body, cracks his whips and chains as he stands there in a pimps outfit and unleashes strike upon strike on Gamah and Vlad, then roars for them to retaliate, shouting 'i'm ready boys!' **
 

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tbh honest m8 ifyouget back together, then make it for a short time as if shes dumped you once then she'll probably do it again.

so my advise....

get to gether, go out, get her lathered, and give her one up the shitter...


if she stays with you after that then it should work out :p
 

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eggy said:
You are 15 years old!!! No offence but how the hell would you know!

Relationship sex can be great of course, intimacy etc...but finding a hot slut who'll do all kinds of freaky shit does wonders, trust me.

qft :)
 

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Hehe, I've been in breakups before! But this is the first time one dump me! I'm quite sad really, but I'm not that type to show it. I can sit with my friends and smile, but still be crushed innside! I'm a cold bastard:(

Anyways, how come you turned my thread into somekinda sado chat? :twak:
 

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And to the other stuff you've been talking about! Having sex with one you love is better then having a onenight stand! First of all, the one you have been with and have had sex with for some time, knows what kinda stuff you like best!

One that knows your own body almost better than yourself, can perform better then a girl you just met to have a onenight stand with!

And to Eggy, whats the point finding a hot onenight stand, when you can have a hot girlfriend instead?
 

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Chosen. Once again....

You. Dumped. Her.

You said "maybe we should end this", it's as good as a dumping as any.

Now if you didn't want it to be over, why even say it? :eek7:
 

eggy

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Chosen said:
And to Eggy, whats the point finding a hot onenight stand, when you can have a hot girlfriend instead?

I never said "one night stand". Go out, meet a girl, take her out a few times, get to know each other, have a laugh, plough her until bored, rinse and repeat.

It's all about the chase!
 

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eggy said:
I never said "one night stand". Go out, meet a girl, take her out a few times, get to know each other, have a laugh, plough her until bored, rinse and repeat.

It's all about the chase!
You've obviously never been in a serious relationship if you think this is the solution.
 

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DavidH said:
You've obviously never been in a serious relationship if you think this is the solution.

I never said it was the solution. It's not. And do it all your life you'll end up alone.

I said it's fun.

I've had several serious relationships; longest was 18 months (in fact, I've been in "serious" relationships for the last 6 years of my life) - the latter half living together. Don't get me wrong, I've always been a girlfriend-guy, I'm faithful and love the company and companionship.

However, it's always good to have a break and a bit of fun when you come out of something that ended in disagreement and argument. It's a good confidence boost...and I don't mean sleeping with a load of different girls - just knowing you could if you wanted to.
 

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eggy said:
You are 15 years old!!! No offence but how the hell would you know!

Relationship sex can be great of course, intimacy etc...but finding a hot slut who'll do all kinds of freaky shit does wonders, trust me.

Just because I'm 15 doesn't mean i don't know about good sex etc. does it?

Stop fuckin assuming, it pisses me right off.
 

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eggy said:
You are 15 years old!!! No offence but how the hell would you know!

Relationship sex can be great of course, intimacy etc...but finding a hot slut who'll do all kinds of freaky shit does wonders, trust me.

hell yea to that.

i met a girl once who did some hardcore porn shit, well lets just say i wasnt expecting any of it lol
 

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Bugz said:
Just because I'm 15 doesn't mean i don't know about good sex etc. does it?

Stop fuckin assuming, it pisses me right off.
but it really limits your experience, assuming you took the dive first time on your gf, iirc? cba to dig up the thread. It might feel good, but only 1 girl wont do the trick of the feeling. like this: you've only eaten shit (wanking) then you go to a shabby resturant and get a poor meal, would taste better than shit, but wont make it a good meal.
 

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Bugz said:
Just because I'm 15 doesn't mean i don't know about good sex etc. does it?

Stop fuckin assuming, it pisses me right off.

I know that things are different these days than when I was 15, and I let a lot of opinons pass that the younger generation put forward because kids grow up quicker than they used to but...

I would say that Yes, because you are 15 does mean that you dont know about good sex. To get techincal, you could have actually only finished the act of sex since you were at the earliest 11, so lets say you did have 4 years full experience... over some people who are posting from 10, 20+? You are still a newbie, no matter what you say.

Now I know you post well above what other people your age would post (and grats on that) but you are still young. Actually, I'm scared to think how old someone would have to be in order to be experienced in this thing... :)

Not flaming you Bugs, I promise :fluffle:
 

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Huntingtons said:
but it really limits your experience, assuming you took the dive first time on your gf, iirc? cba to dig up the thread. It might feel good, but only 1 girl wont do the trick of the feeling. like this: you've only eaten shit (wanking) then you go to a shabby resturant and get a poor meal, would taste better than shit, but wont make it a good meal.

so eloquent.
 

eggy

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Bugz said:
Just because I'm 15 doesn't mean i don't know about good sex etc. does it?

Stop fuckin assuming, it pisses me right off.

It's basic maths my friend.

You haven't even reached the peak of your sex drive yet, imagine you've slept with one or two girls (who are probably equally as inexperienced...and girls get a lot, lot, lot better with age...).

You'll retaliate against this statement; it's pretty much expected. But this isn't an insult...it's a simple fact...and in 10 years time you'll see what I mean ;)
 

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