Most embarrassing things done whilst drunk

[russell]

Oh what the hell...At Uni we rented a private house, the womans son's lived there in the holiday's, whilst we all went home. One summer myself and Anna came back a week early for some reason and the boys were still there.

One night we came back after a fancy dress party and sat up playing drinking games with them. We downed various mixtures of red wine, neat Jack, vodka and K. At some point I realised that the really fit younger one was paying me lots of attention so I went to the loo and thought ' how many contraceptive pills do I have to pop to be safe in case we have sex?' I remember being totally wankered as I took them, catching sight of Mia Wallace from Pulp Fiction in the mirror (my costume) and giggling.

The next morning I was woken by knocking on my bedroom door. It was his mother (our landlady) coming to get him to take him back to Uni!! I was in a sleepy, hungover haze and we had a quick kiss before he lept up to go. As he did we both saw our torso's and legs were covered in blood. It was like he had stabbed me, the bed was saturated. It was up the wall.

He got up quickly, saw the blood -said 'WTF -are you ok - ill call you later' and went out to his mum who rushed him off to Uni. Meanwhile I freaked out and looked for stab wounds. No stab wounds. I screamed, my house mate Anna nearly fainted.

We later discovered that I had had a massive haemorrage due to the alcohol and the pills! I was so embarrassed and prayed I would never have to see the lad again- what must he think of me!!!!!

But the boy did phone that evening to check I was ok. When I explained and apologised he said 'dont worry its happened to me before'(!!!!) Bless he was trying to make me feel better.

Worse stilll, he kept popping down to see me- when I was sure that the horror had probably put him of sex for life. God how awful -poor guy. My housemates revelled in it and our land lady never ,ever spoke to me again.

I've never mixed alcohol and contraceptives again. And needless to say I was put off one night stands for ages after that. That was 16 years ago and it hasn't happened since, but it is definately my most embarrasing alcohol moment.

 

[Aoami]

Grim.

 

[russell]

Very -sorry. Thought you guys would be strong enough to take it

 

[old.Tohtori]

I found it kind of funny how "what the hell? You ok? Call you later!" *dash*

And then you go and check if you're stabbed

"How delightfully pleasent murderman."

 

[russell]

I find it funny now! But I see how others would find it gross.

 

[Fuggz]

Was the sex any good? Must have been as it left you all warm and sticky uke:.

 

[russell]

Euuugh.
Was too drunk, couldn't really remember.
Such a classy bird me
It was at Uni. I am now a sensible up-standing citizen.

 

[CorNokZ]

Euuugh.
Was too drunk, couldn't really remember.
Such a classy bird me
It was at Uni. I am now a sensible up-standing citizen.

No more laying down?

 

[old.Tohtori]

I find it funny now! But I see how others would find it gross.

Neeever understood it myself. It's just red water.

They be aidsphobes

 

[russell]

You know what I mean.

 

[old.Tohtori]

You know what I mean.

Actually i'm quite lost

 

[Hawkwind]

Number 1 has to be waking up in bed with a student Geology teacher, lovely fit lass with a nice rack. Could not remember how the hell I got there or what we had done. Talk about awkward moment!

Was on a field trip for A level Geology in Cornwall. About 10 of us went out to a pub with 2 of the teachers and got absolutely bladdered on Scrumpy and beer. That's all I honestly remember. Mate said that last they saw of me was walking her back to the B & B and saying I'd be back in 10 mins.

Number 2 again drunk, would be trying to sneak into my parents place through a an open window and falling asleep half in, half out. Then being woken up by Police pulling me out very roughly. Seems a neighbour had seen me trying to get in and thought I was a burglar.

 

[Ezteq]

oh christ lol there are too too many to list and im sure i have told you some already but here are a few Ez Classics:

chatting a bloke up and finding drawers still up the leg of me jeans from the day before and having no where to hide them before he turned back round so i lobbed em over the balcony into the dancers.

flopping about drunk on the back seat of the bus and wondering why the driver kept looking in the mirror at me then seeing my top had swivvled round and i was flashing boob

falling asleep on a man

being sick over my own back

going to the toilet and feeling sick but was sat on the loo so couldnt puke in there too so grabbed the bin and puked in that, went to my room to get a new bin bag an dpromptly fell asleep...woke up super early the next day to hide the evidence and it was gone Oo my landlady had 3 sons though so all was well.

snogging another gal when we were both wearing bright red lippy and coming up for air looking like coco the clown

going to bed very drunk and waking up on verge of needing to pee but getting trapped in the duvet and unable to disengage myself....pee happened

going for a walk to um *cough* find somewhere secluded with a chap and taking a shortcut and jumping off a low wall that was mysterously higher on the other side...like 8 or 9 foot higher

that'll do for now lol gotta save some for future "embarrassing drunk" threads but i gotta say...Cerb I am still laughing about the flipping pokemon card lol

 

[Aoami]

being sick over my own back

que?

 

[Ezteq]

que?

lol ok so i was leaning over the can thinking im going to hurl but i didnt so went to leave then up it came and i swivveled to try and puke in the bog but my head turned and my body stayed drunk and where it was...

that clear?

 

[Everz]

Made out with a wall, pictures were taken and sent around, the same night i kipped outside on a deck chair even though it was the middle of winter, epic win!

Round mates house party before, went to sleep on the floor but was getting hot so decided to take all clothes off bar my boxers, nodded off but was woken up a hand on my nuts so i obviously paniced and screamed, waking everyone up, then the drunk fat bird next to me (whos hand it was) turned to me and said very impressive, leading to the overall 'omg did you!' for days and days after :|.

 

[crispy]

You guys got it all wrong. Embarrassing stories come from your friends -- not yourself!

 

[Overdriven]

You guys got it all wrong. Embarrassing stories come from your friends -- not yourself!

Exactly the reason why I've not posted any, or shown my mates this thread

 

[Hawkwind]

lol ok so i was leaning over the can thinking im going to hurl but i didnt so went to leave then up it came and i swivveled to try and puke in the bog but my head turned and my body stayed drunk and where it was...

that clear?

I remember that movie, did you start climbing the walls and speaking in a deep voice as well?

 

[Tilda]

Hmm,

1) Being so sick on desert wine and beer at a friends house party when I was about 14 that I threw up all down his stairs. He made me scrub his stairs while I was still off my face and wretching.

2) Being in Ecuador with food poisoning, off my face, shit comming out one end into the toilet, vomming into (and blocking up) the basin to my left. Then going back to the club