Most embarrassing things done whilst drunk

[Vladamir]

I know someone who shat on an exercise bike in the middle of the night thinking he was on the toilet. His mum wasn't too pleased in the morning when she woke him up.

OK someone make a "most embarrassing things you have done whilst drunk" thread

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[Everz]

Your mum.. olol!

 

[CorNokZ]

Bartending my uncle and aunt's combined 90 year old birthday, got drunk, puked all over the place at the in front of my entire family and all of their friends, at the age of 15

Was a good night.. Shitty morning

 

[Dark Orb Choir]

fell asleep in a niteclub toilet on my 18th, with the door locked and got woken up by the bouncers kicking the door in at 2.30 am, had white trousers on and puke all over the floor the toilet my clothes. then my mum says "i didnt know you smoked", i had loads of cigs all over the floor.


top night tbh

oh, and the night i woke up and puked on the floor next to my bed and didnt get up to clean it, next morning the dog was looking a bit sheepish, at least there was no puke on the floor anymore.

theres loads, i could be here all night.

oh, and the time when i put a ciabatta thing in the oven and fell asleep on the sofa, woke up next morning cover in black soot stuff, forgot about the bread thing in the oven until i got home that night from work, (it took me almost al lday to get the soot stuff off my body) then the penny dropped. must have been a shit load of smoke from the burning bread to coat my body.

 

[pikeh]

Probably the most embarrasing was when I got absolutely battered with my Uni tutors in Pacha nightclub, Morocco. I can't remember much, but I just remember one of my tutors asking a mate "who the fuck bought him another bottle?"

 

[fettoken]

I don't remember my "most embarrassing moments, lucky..

 

[Cerb]

Oh god where to start...most of these i dont actully remember ive just been told but the ones that spring straight to mind...

-Knocking out 2 of my teeth while trying to leapfrog over a trafic barrier

-Getting a telling off from a policeman for headbutting the shutter outside a shop

-being found asleep on my knees in a park after going missing for about 2 hours

-Trying to get into a taxi through the front bonnet

-Trying my very own impression of lara crofts swan lake dive off a tram in boston

-Being found at the back door to my parents house inviting people in that wernt actully there

-using a pokemon card as my id when trying to get into a club

Good times! hahah
ill post some more if i remember them

 

[pikeh]

-using a pokemon card as my id when trying to get into a club

Thats fucking genious

 

[gohan]

-using a pokemon card as my id when trying to get into a club

by far the best EVER, i mgith try this when sober just to see the reaction

 

[Lamp]

ROFL Cerb you nutter

 

[soze]

Unlocked front door then fell asleep half in half out of the door
Got pushed off a wall into a hedge and selpt there from 2 till 6 (had about 60 barbs in my back and ruined jeans a jumper and t shirt)
Got into the back of a police van outside a pub and fell asleep they left me there for 2 hours.
Had my knee in a brace and got bitch slapped by a skinny little 5 ft girl and went down like Mike Tyson had run me over. Turned round to see a club full of people pissing themselves.

 

[Sparx]

fell asleep in a niteclub toilet on my 18th, with the door locked and got woken up by the bouncers kicking the door in at 2.30 am, had white trousers on and puke all over the floor the toilet my clothes. then my mum says "i didnt know you smoked", i had loads of cigs all over the floor.

Everyone seems to be missing the golden question, why the fuck were you wearing white trousers? they have never been in fashion. Ever. Unless your black

 

[Fuggz]

I got a few but this one seems to stick in my mind a fair bit.

Used to make home made wine that literally drove me bananas. Drunk a load of it then headed to the pub where I was oggling all the women apparently. Next thing I knew I was flying through the air and ended up flat on my back on the pool table. The guy that threw me was grabbed by the bouncers and I was asked to leave too. Ok so I headed for the next pub where I stood at the bar for ages. Little did I know that my jacket was split from bottom to top in the middle at the back. Found out next day. Done a lot of dumb things when drunk but for some reason this memory really embarasses me.

 

[Ch3tan]

Swaffling my way around my mates uni flat, and encouraging another friend to swaffle her clothes as well.

 

[Huntingtons]

i've shat my pants. Running. To the toilet.


although i was high as a kite.

 

[Vintersorg]

When I was 17 or 18,I came home drunk once and tried to get into my bed without waking anybody (you know, in order to avoid those annoying speeches parents try to make when their child comes home drunk) managed to get to the door of my room withour waking everyone up. So far, so good.
At that point, I felt I was losing my balance and grabbed a candlestand which was in the hall...and forgot that it was (obviously) not heavy enough to hold my weight...I fell down with the candlestick (which was made of metal) on a tiled floor...you can imagine the noise. When my parents came out of their room, they found me lying on the floor, hugging the candlestick as if it was some kind of teddybear...

 

[pikeh]

Everyone seems to be missing the golden question, why the fuck were you wearing white trousers? they have never been in fashion. Ever. Unless your black

Shit, I totally missed that.

An explanation is in order I reckon

 

[TheBinarySurfer]

Being made to laugh so hard that i managed to spray a mouthful of coffee across the room so hard it hit the opposite wall 10 feet away as well as 6+ people...I was popular!

Either that, or:

Waking up one night while staying on a mate's sofa while visiting him at uni, being so drunk i mistook his bedroom for the bathroom that i walked in, flipped up the lid to his clothes chest (looks a bit like this

) and pissing into it for a good long minute. His girlfriend then sits up and has a good scream at a man with his hand on his exposed cock, less than a foot from her head in a dimly lit room.

That took some fucking explaining let me tell you!

I suspect that's part of the reason why i'm semi-teetotal nowadays!

 

[pikeh]

semi-teetotal nowadays!

?
you mean, teepartial?

 

[TheBinarySurfer]

?
you mean, teepartial?

2 beers a week or less these days.

I read that first as "teenpartial" and thought "wtf so someone can only sometimes be a little bit pedo?"

 

[Laddey]

had a shit in Browns and wiped my ass with my sock due to no bog roll.

 

[Aoami]

Stole a Digger and drove it some of the way home.

 

[TdC]

a friend lost his bike lock key and asked me to break it open for him (for some reason I could do this it seems). I did, but took a while because I was somewhat tipsy. then a police officer arrested him (but not me - don't ask me why). I went in a kebab shop and had an apres-going-out meal while he got taken away

 

[Dark Orb Choir]

Shit, I totally missed that.

An explanation is in order I reckon

it was 1985, i liked my white trousers, they were the fashion item of the 80's

they were never the same again tho

thats not me btw but you get the gist

 

[Olgaline]

I'm tame by comparison to some of these stories, but I did once,
Go out on the town, wake up at some chicks appartment, take the bus nr.7
home, only to relize I was in the wrong fucking town about 300km away Århus-København

 

[pikeh]

Actually one I remembered just now was drinking a whole bottle of jagermeister at a house party and falling face first into my mates girlfriends crotch.

 

[echome]

I'm tame by comparison to some of these stories, but I did once,
Go out on the town, wake up at some chicks appartment, take the bus nr.7
home, only to relize I was in the wrong fucking town about 300km away Århus-København

HAHA ! I've done that from Aalborg->Århus one morning...
Then started drinking again and went home the next morning. Always possible to find a party even though you don't know anyone.

 

[Lamp]

had a shit in Browns and wiped my ass with my sock

Why doesn't that surprise me

 

[old.Tohtori]

Posted on a " Most embarrassing things done whilst drunk" thread

Never again.

Though i did do a 60 year old, it's not embarassign though.

 

[Aoami]

What?