middlesbrough the worst place to live in GB?

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no i will chuck a brick at you, then set your house on fire, then shag your mam!

but youre being harsh man :( doing what you said there does work :(
 

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I know I'm just messin'! And it's not like that doesn't happen every day here, well replace brick with stab and fire with stab and your pretty much there
 

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my mate said something thats probably not far from the truth, that round here theyd throw smack at you instead of bricks.
smack is cheaper than weed here, and no doubt cheaper than a brick too :/
 

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Cozak told me he had a friend with the special northern ability, he'd go away for a few moments then suddenly arrive with a brick..no one knew where he got it from, but he never failed to bring one to a fight ;o it is said he was trained by the most northernest one Northunderground "Mining Fists" Coalbeard you should seak him out atop the Northern Peaks of North Mountain. Call out in your Northern Tongue(Aaaht Petal will suffice) and he will come in 3 nights and 3 days.
 

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my mate said something thats probably not far from the truth, that round here theyd throw smack at you instead of bricks.
smack is cheaper than weed here, and no doubt cheaper than a brick too :/

What are weed prices like in smogland?
 

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What are weed prices like in smogland?

used to be before you paid for a specific amount of weight (i.e. 1/8th). now it goes by the value of money you give (i.e. £20 worth). 1/8th used to cost £20, but now £20 could be anything +/- 1gram either side.

at least from what i hear on the grapevine and stuff.
 

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according to some southern fucker on a ch4 program, boro is THE worst place to live in the country, due to ONLY these two reasons -

poor health
shit education

maybe im being biased, but since when is poor health worse than gun crime and violent gangs? never heard of moss side? fucking idiot bint.
since when is shit education worse than all the violent crime that goes in the bad parts of london?

:touch:
No Oldham is the pits:D
 

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facebook voting saw borogh top the shitlist, with hull a close 2nd, was surprised stoke only came like 12th or something, as much as I love the stoke crew it is a shithole.

I quite enjoyed a night out in middlesborogh last year as well :(

that 20bag thing is harsh, and its the same all over north now, your lucky to get 3g for 20 :mad:
 

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Chelmsford, where my mother's bf lives was voted 8th nicest or something!1
 

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that 20bag thing is harsh, and its the same all over north now, your lucky to get 3g for 20 :mad:

yeh your lucky these days to get anything decent. afaik you can still get 3.5g bags for 20. also afaik a while ago they were putting finely ground glass in the bags to make them heavier, and sand.
 

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Yeah, they stopped that quite swiftly when near enough nobody was buying it and they were fobbing off all the dealers with it.

Needless to say it's rare now.

Also I always get 3.5/£20 at least. :)

I don't put up with shit dealers, they can fleece someone else.
 

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Enfield rules, you suck. Just my two pence.

hahahahahahahahahaha *breath* hahahahahaahahaha


Tho i cant say anything i live in the home of the champions. Turnpike Lane baby! Good old TPL
 

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:'(

im tempted to bring some seeds back from the 'dam next month and just have a vivariums worth going in the shed, not like the lighting would look out of place on any heat sensors or anything (according to a friend he refuses to grow until he gets a house with a basement for said reasoning)

not really harming anyone and with no intent to deal i doubt anyone would really care, whats the classification these days for the stuff?

only people i know who will do a true 8th for 20 come from stoke, and only as theyre close m8s, the "industry" is a bit dirty these days it seems unless you really know your sources, randomers are there to be fleeced :(
 

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cannabis is a class C drug and for being caught the first time for possession, i believe its confiscated and you get a warning/caution. though i think that depends how your storing it on your self too. if you split it into various bags i think that classes as an intent to deal (but that would need to be proved first).
for growing, you might be looking at indictment.
 

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Hah, Edinburgh rated as best place to live in the UK.

Take that english cnuts! :p
 

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last i erd of bruno his wife was trying to take him for all his money, claiming he beat her..but i reckon she's just a money thieving whore. bruno wouldn't do that, why would he..he got paid to do it in the ring+he's a genuinely nice fella.
 

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Enfield rules, you suck. Just my two pence.

My school is in enfield, and omg its such a shit hole :) Well the edmonton area anyway :p
 

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