Met another gal over the internet, advice needed.

[CorNokZ]

Do like me man:

It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds.
My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet.
Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Jessica.
She is really fucking hot and looks like a supermodel.

SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system).
I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear,
I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier.
As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to fuck her. So be it.
I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari’s have top notch brakes, you now.

So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my dick.
I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya.
Flash forward to like 10 minutes later. My 30 inch dick was going inside her vagina, hitting them walls.
I’m holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I’m **** her and she has 30,000 orgasms.
She looks me in the eyes and says “harder.” V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she fell off my dick.
There had to have been about two gallons of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn’t disagree with them.

I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.

 

[mooSe_]

stale pasta

 

[CorNokZ]

Someone will eat it tho

 

[adoNix]

Do like me man:

It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds.
My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet.
Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Jessica.
She is really fucking hot and looks like a supermodel.

SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and reved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system).
I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear,
I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier.
As I was flooring it on the freeway like a badass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to fuck her. So be it.
I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari’s have top notch brakes, you now.

So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my dick.
I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya.
Flash forward to like 10 minutes later. My 30 inch dick was going inside her vagina, hitting them walls.
I’m holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I’m **** her and she has 30,000 orgasms.
She looks me in the eyes and says “harder.” V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she fell off my dick.
There had to have been about two gallons of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn’t disagree with them.

I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.

would rep if i could! ;D haha

 

[mooSe_]

om nom nom nom nom

 

[Cyradix]

You never met face to face?
I'dd say go for it!! I's a whole different game in person...

 

[MYstIC G]

How should i approach?

From behind?

 

[Corran]

From behind?

lmao. Sounds like a winning move.

 

[Sparx]

You can borrow my rapey gloves, it will be the first and last thing she will see but at least they are decent

 

[Shagrat]

If you need some practice get hold of a copy of Biko3 and practice your stalking moves

 

[Ch3tan]

You can borrow my rapey gloves, it will be the first and last thing she will see but at least they are decent

I have nearly those exact gloves! Just without the little designers logo at the bottom right.

 

[Sparx]

ahh so your in the rapey club too

 

[georgie]

ahh so your in the rapey club too

Just not as classy, apparently.

 

[mooSe_]

guys all I have is these, can I be in your club?

 

[Sparx]

guys all I have is these, can I be in your club?

Only if your tipple is children

 

[fettoken]

Decided to abandon ship. She has too many issues this girl. Can't be trusted and have no idéa what would happen if i met her.
Instead, i started talking to this woman on a forum about meeting up for a beer or coffee, she's 39 XDD (This whole deal will not end well for me)

 

[mooSe_]

here we go again!
YouTube - Sad Trombone Sound Effect - FAIL Sound

 

[Marc]

Decided to abandon ship. She has too many issues this girl. Can't be trusted and have no idéa what would happen if i met her.
Instead, i started talking to this woman on a forum about meeting up for a beer or coffee, she's 39 XDD (This whole deal will not end well for me)

In order!! nail the milf!

 

[Imgormiel]

In order!! nail the milf!

Who said anything about milfs? She's prolly a cougar ;d

 

[Sparx]

i like cougars

 

[old.Tohtori]

Who said anything about milfs? She's prolly a cougar ;d

Milfs can be cougars.

 

[fettoken]

This younger girl i met before, who wanted us to stay friends. I ended the friendship. It was too much. You keep talking to someone through the internet and gain feelings for them, it will become rotten very fast. I tried to stay friendly but she went apeshit to begin with and blamed me and blamed "friendship" and everything. Also she have gotten a BF, and all other things pop up now when i were going to end the friendship, so it seemd like a good thing to do. Because i couldnt stand to wait for her to become available, it were taking a toll on my life in general.

Now it feels like the mistake of my life, since we had so much in common, not far from tears. (and i never cry for anything) Should i have said "lets take a break" or w/e. Why the hell did i make it seem so final. Oh well, done is done. Now things just feel empty, like a big black something eating me up from inside.

 

[Marc]

This younger girl i met before, who wanted us to stay friends. I ended the friendship. It was too much. You keep talking to someone through the internet and gain feelings for them, it will become rotten very fast. I tried to stay friendly but she went apeshit to begin with and blamed me and blamed "friendship" and everything. Also she have gotten a BF, and all other things pop up now when i were going to end the friendship, so it seemd like a good thing to do. Because i couldnt stand to wait for her to become available, it were taking a toll on my life in general.

Now it feels like the mistake of my life, since we had so much in common, not far from tears. (and i never cry for anything) Should i have said "lets take a break" or w/e. Why the hell did i make it seem so final. Oh well, done is done. Now things just feel empty, like a big black something eating me up from inside.

Chin up old bean. Things will get easier. Its hard to stay friends with someone you really like because as you talk/spend time, the feelings intensify

 

[fettoken]

Chin up old bean. Things will get easier. Its hard to stay friends with someone you really like because as you talk/spend time, the feelings intensify

Thanks Marc. But now, it's hard for me to know how to pick up my old life. I let the old take over too much, and thats why i ended it. Scary, how much time i spent obsessing, chatting and thinking of her. Now at least ive learned to not take internet relations too serious. (Yes, i am a member of FH, and it still happend to me)

 

[Marc]

Thanks Marc. But now, it's hard for me to know how to pick up my old life. I let the old take over too much, and thats why i ended it. Scary, how much time i spent obsessing, chatting and thinking of her. Now at least ive learned to not take internet relations too serious. (Yes, i am a member of FH, and it still happend to me)

I met a lass of t'internet yeaaars ago, like 1999. Was mint, we used to get off our heads and chat and talk bolloxs. Then we started going to raves together and I eventually moved to Newcastle to live with her and got engaged. But I missed my old life and she moved back to blackpool with me, but it didnt work out. Like you I felt empty etc but you get over it. Its a cliche but time is a great healer.

 

[Cerb]

Aye mate what Marc said. I know its cliche but time really does heal all. And as Terry Pratchett says "Clichés are the spanners and the screwdrivers in the toolbox of language"

 

[fettoken]

She nicked my blogspot account for some reason ):