Met another gal over the internet, advice needed.

[adoNix]

Not even gonna answer that. Rap lines while explaining how ladies man you are? Really?

Theres alot of truth in hip hop

 

[old.Tohtori]

Theres alot of truth in hip hop

Oh yes, when used by the performers, not by someone on a gaming forum saying they swim in poontang if they want to :lol:

 

[Calaen]

I'm 32 this june, I got serious with my wife, after a 3 month sex fest while abroad back in 2001.

Before that, I was a holiday rep, which is pretty much sex on tap, but that gets boring. The punching above weight term is used for when you hit a home run with someone that even you consider out of your league.

 

[Calaen]

Oh yes, when used by the performers, not by someone on a gaming forum saying they swim in poontang if they want to :lol:

As opposed to someone on a gaming forum who says he sometimes can't be bothered with sex

 

[Sparx]

Yes it was a joke, i do get the term even if it's not local. I'm not even sure if there's a term like "not in your league" or "not in your weight limit" in finland. Nothing springs to mind



Yes, i'm curious on where this info is coming from experience wise.

I'm not gonna say "lol you is 18 and think you the bomb!lol!" No, just that it does give perspective if you've dated one chick, or if you've been 10 years in the game.

I did find your comment funny for the right reasons, just wanted to make sure you knew the phrase, sometimes we all forget we have different cultures etc so perhaps dont understand each other.

Well i'm 27, was a late starter lost my virginity at 17. Had 3 relationships that lasted 4 years in total in between that i've slept with just over 60 women. After one breakup i started disliking women and their games so started playing it back at them and ended up not respecting them at all. Then got in touch with my old flame from school and enjoying that now

 

[Sparx]

I'm 32 this june, I got serious with my wife, after a 3 month sex fest while abroad back in 2001.

Before that, I was a holiday rep, which is pretty much sex on tap, but that gets boring. The punching above weight term is used for when you hit a home run with someone that even you consider out of your league.

Rep, bravo good sir, bravo. You may aswell not wear pants they'd be off so often lol

 

[old.Tohtori]

As opposed to someone on a gaming forum who says he sometimes can't be bothered with sex

Well that's just the truth. I'm not looking for sex.

 

[Sparx]

Well that's just the truth. I'm not looking for sex.

Then thats scientific proof there, i mean we all suspected but now have proof. You're not human, or even an animal

 

[old.Tohtori]

Then thats scientific proof there, i mean we all suspected but now have proof. You're not human, or even an animal

Yes, 'cause surely the defining feature of humanity is to get poonanny.

You and calaen seem to think so, especially funny nwo that you're both hooked to one bird

Oh and don't forget to add the rule of three in your little manly womanising stories

 

[Sparx]

Yes, 'cause surely the defining feature of humanity is to get poonanny.

You and calaen seem to think so, especially funny nwo that you're both hooked to one bird

Oh and don't forget to add the rule of three in your little manly womanising stories

I've watched enough Attenborough programmes to know its all about sex.

Tbh i actually rounded down cause its embarassing having slept with so many girls

 

[Marc]

I've watched enough Attenborough programmes to know its all about sex.

Tbh i actually rounded down cause its embarassing having slept with so many girls

Your a clubber, goes with the terrority. All those chicks off their heads. Its guaranteed sex. 1998 - 2003 is a haze for me. Different lass friday, saturday and sunday night. Im surprised I didnt catch anything.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Your a clubber, goes with the terrority. All those chicks off their heads. Its guaranteed sex. 1998 - 2003 is a haze for me. Different lass friday, saturday and sunday night. Im surprised I didnt catch anything.

Good point, on the rare occasion i go to the clubs, every time i've had the opportunity to leave with some blonde discob*tch

It's like they hand them out at the door.

 

[Sparx]

Your a clubber, goes with the terrority. All those chicks off their heads. Its guaranteed sex. 1998 - 2003 is a haze for me. Different lass friday, saturday and sunday night. Im surprised I didnt catch anything.

I ran my own promotion for 3 years and a bar night before that

Funnily enough the only thing i caught was from a bird i was seeing for 9 months, said she had it all along and didnt realise. As if i was a mug to believe that

 

[CorNokZ]

One night stands are lé shit tho.. Did you enjoy your 5 years of shitty sex Marc?

 

[Sparx]

One night stands are lé shit tho.. Did you enjoy your 5 years of shitty sex Marc?

You clearly werent shagging the right girls then lol

I enjoyed 1 night stands, you didnt have to be emotionally attached, you could do what you wanted with them then fuck them off

 

[Marc]

One night stands are lé shit tho.. Did you enjoy your 5 years of shitty sex Marc?

SOme of the best sex was one night stands! I could tell you a story or 10 but this is a PG forum

 

[CorNokZ]

Come to Copenhagen, tell me a story or two and teach me how to do drugs the old school way :wub:

Or I'll come visit you and Faggey

 

[Marc]

Come to Copenhagen, tell me a story or two and teach me how to do drugs the old school way :wub:

Or I'll come visit you and Faggey

My raving days are over! Id sup a load of ale mind! Do you have a "Next" store in copenhagen? If so, its our lasses Bro that was sent over to run it. Maybe I should cajole her into us going to see him

 

[Sparx]

SOme of the best sex was one night stands! I could tell you a story or 10 but this is a PG forum

According to my Vodafone 3g card its an over 18s forum lol

I've had some blinding one nights stands too

 

[Marc]

According to my Vodafone 3g card its an over 18s forum lol

I've had some blinding one nights stands too

Dude, Vodaphone is full of shit. Our youngest was bored when we went out for the tea the other night so wanted to look at some lip gloss website on my phone but Vodaphone said it was restricted due to adult content.

 

[Sparx]

Its a work 3g card i need for when im on call, thats right i need FH when on call. Curse you work

 

[CorNokZ]

My raving days are over! Id sup a load of ale mind! Do you have a "Next" store in copenhagen? If so, its our lasses Bro that was sent over to run it. Maybe I should cajole her into us going to see him

What do they sell in "Next"?

 

[Marc]

What do they sell in "Next"?

Next is a clothes retailer. Im sure she said it was Copenhagen

Next: Official Site - Women's, Men's & Children's Fashion - Home & Electricals

 

[Ch3tan]

Doesnt every man have that fantasy of hooking up with prostitute and doing a pretty woman on her?

I'd do something on her alright, but it wouldn't be pretty.

 

[Shagrat]

Fett, your doomed to failure asking the advice of the FHOT chimps tea party that have argued and thrown bananas at each other for 3 pages.

Go meet the girl, see if you like her "in the flesh" and just play it by ear.

Dont go with any preconceptions and dont get led around by the nose.


oh and have fun

 

[TdC]

and remember what I said!!!1

 

[mooSe_]

and remember to take pics of your adventures so you can post them when you get back

 

[Lamp]

What do they sell in "Next"?

shit clothes

 

[CorNokZ]

Next is a clothes retailer. Im sure she said it was Copenhagen

Next: Official Site - Women's, Men's & Children's Fashion - Home & Electricals

lol, the Copenhagen store is just down my street

 

[Olgaline]

- Dress up sharp!
- Throw your money around like it's napkins,
- Order all her drinks and food for her,
- Constantly talk about your self, and use any opportunity to to make it about you,
- Openly flirt with other females in the vicinity, remind her what a catch you reallly are,
- Get drunk, compliment her rack,
- At this point take charge! be da man!!

girls love this...they really do...it cant fail...you'll be a shoe in for sure


Now go get em tiger

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