Who says i walk up to them at all? I've never in my life done that.
Honesty doesn't mean "explain the future plans" and if YOU have those plans in your head at that point, again, your problem
I have 99 problems but a bitch aint one
Met another gal over the internet, advice needed.
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old.Tohtori
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Not even gonna answer that. Rap lines while explaining how ladies man you are? Really?
fuck me toh you are tart sometimes
Doesnt every man have that fantasy of hooking up with prostitute and doing a pretty woman on her?
I honestly dont know why it didnt win an oscar that film. Beautiful film, her face as he walks out, just magical
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Wait wait wait. I cant believe I didnt think of this before. Fett mate what you need is "The Lorenzo Von Matterhorn"!
it goes like this.
Requirements: Basic knowledge of website design, A very unique fake name
Props: n/a
Costume: n/a
The Play
Think up a fake name. Have you got it? Good. Generate a series of websites devoted to the incredible life of your fake persona. While you should unbridle your creativity with your back story, as you write keep in mind that scientific studies of science have shown women find the following qualities most attractive: wealthy, powerful, animal lover-y. Also, it never hurts to suggest you have a giant penis.
With your fake websites uploaded to the World Wide Web, it’s time to hit your favorite local pick-up spot and select your target, preferably someone with a real nice phone. Approach her and hover around until she makes eye contact with you. When she does, say, “Yeah, it’s me,” and following her sure-to-follow confusion, offer your fake name slowly and loudly. After she smugly says she’s never heard of you act pleased and say it’s a refreshing change of pace to meet someone who isn’t after your autograph, your picture, your vast wealth, or your vast junk. Now make a quick excuse and exit making sure to repeat your name again for her.
As soon as you leave she will get out her phone, do an Internet search for your fake name, and grow wild with passion for your fake persona. Return a few minutes later and offer to buy her a cup of coffee… And it is on.
like donkey kong, oh yes.
it goes like this.
Requirements: Basic knowledge of website design, A very unique fake name
Props: n/a
Costume: n/a
The Play
Think up a fake name. Have you got it? Good. Generate a series of websites devoted to the incredible life of your fake persona. While you should unbridle your creativity with your back story, as you write keep in mind that scientific studies of science have shown women find the following qualities most attractive: wealthy, powerful, animal lover-y. Also, it never hurts to suggest you have a giant penis.
With your fake websites uploaded to the World Wide Web, it’s time to hit your favorite local pick-up spot and select your target, preferably someone with a real nice phone. Approach her and hover around until she makes eye contact with you. When she does, say, “Yeah, it’s me,” and following her sure-to-follow confusion, offer your fake name slowly and loudly. After she smugly says she’s never heard of you act pleased and say it’s a refreshing change of pace to meet someone who isn’t after your autograph, your picture, your vast wealth, or your vast junk. Now make a quick excuse and exit making sure to repeat your name again for her.
As soon as you leave she will get out her phone, do an Internet search for your fake name, and grow wild with passion for your fake persona. Return a few minutes later and offer to buy her a cup of coffee… And it is on.
like donkey kong, oh yes.
old.Tohtori
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Why don't you go back to your millions of ladies you hook up with
I know your type very well.
Thing here is, that i don't think he will shrug it off. That's why i'd go with "don't bother".
The girl obviiously got him phooked already.
Edit: Cerb NO! You really think Fett is ready for anything Barney related?
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Calaen
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Fett Listen to Sparx, not Toh (pleb)
I have similar experiences, punching well above my own weight, just because I have the confidence to go about my courting in a particular way.
The majority of all people are exactly the same in this situation.
As an example 4 weeks ago, I was in Asda and this very nice female came up to me and told me I had beautiful eyes. Now 8 years ago, I would have been knuckles deep later that night. but since Marriage and having a child, I was actually caught off guard, and my response to her. Was to bend down and look at the shiny metal strips in between the freezers so I could see my own eyes (
)and say do I?
After getting in the car and pissing myself laughing for twenty minutes I went home and told the wife, who in turn called me a loser and laughed at me for two days straight.
You can catch anyone off guard, and get them to agre even if they aint 100% behind there decision, it's up to you to make sure that the oppurtunity is taken by yourself to show them that you can give them what they may or not be looking for.
I have similar experiences, punching well above my own weight, just because I have the confidence to go about my courting in a particular way.
The majority of all people are exactly the same in this situation.
As an example 4 weeks ago, I was in Asda and this very nice female came up to me and told me I had beautiful eyes. Now 8 years ago, I would have been knuckles deep later that night. but since Marriage and having a child, I was actually caught off guard, and my response to her. Was to bend down and look at the shiny metal strips in between the freezers so I could see my own eyes (
)and say do I?After getting in the car and pissing myself laughing for twenty minutes I went home and told the wife, who in turn called me a loser and laughed at me for two days straight.
You can catch anyone off guard, and get them to agre even if they aint 100% behind there decision, it's up to you to make sure that the oppurtunity is taken by yourself to show them that you can give them what they may or not be looking for.
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Then flip her the bird, throw your card at her and drive off.. They love when you play hard to get!
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Fuck being friends with a lass for 5 years just on the off chance you might get to slip her a length.
Move on, forget about her. She's made it clear you have no chance, meeting up with her will just intensify your feelings and make it even harder for you to let go.
I had a massive crush on this lass at school once, Emma Brown, jeez her tits were massive for a 15 year old and she was a proper dick tease with me. Had me wrapped round her little finger. Always dangling a carrot in front of me. Even got me to part with £11.80 wages one saturday so she could get pissed. Then I decided to just let go, we were never gonna be more than mates. Last I heard she was a smack head. I laughed.
Move on, forget about her. She's made it clear you have no chance, meeting up with her will just intensify your feelings and make it even harder for you to let go.
I had a massive crush on this lass at school once, Emma Brown, jeez her tits were massive for a 15 year old and she was a proper dick tease with me. Had me wrapped round her little finger. Always dangling a carrot in front of me. Even got me to part with £11.80 wages one saturday so she could get pissed. Then I decided to just let go, we were never gonna be more than mates. Last I heard she was a smack head. I laughed.
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Yeah Calaen, this was about how good you are at getting your finger on.
There's a difference in "punching above your weight limit", which is fine for you and Sparx, fat girls need love too, and in "Not wasting time".
By the way; married men don't count, they all get the "oh i once had this fit bird look at me in desire", when in fact it's a below average girl saying "hi, can i help you with something?" but 'cause they're tied to one poon, they see it as some grand slobberfest
From what fettoken told, she's shown;
- She's a bitch.
- She's a tease.
- She's get fett wrapped around her poonanny.
- She's not interested.
Yet you support him getting in deeper?
This is bad advice. Especially since it's clear fett is hooked on this one. Release and rethrow bait. Only option with no trouble down the line.
Jsut to ask Sparx and Calaen;
How old are you and how long ago did you "settle down" with your current?
And before you say it, yes it does matter if you've been out there single for 10 years, or if you married at 19
There's a difference in "punching above your weight limit", which is fine for you and Sparx, fat girls need love too, and in "Not wasting time".
By the way; married men don't count, they all get the "oh i once had this fit bird look at me in desire", when in fact it's a below average girl saying "hi, can i help you with something?" but 'cause they're tied to one poon, they see it as some grand slobberfest
From what fettoken told, she's shown;
- She's a bitch.
- She's a tease.
- She's get fett wrapped around her poonanny.
- She's not interested.
Yet you support him getting in deeper?
This is bad advice. Especially since it's clear fett is hooked on this one. Release and rethrow bait. Only option with no trouble down the line.
Jsut to ask Sparx and Calaen;
How old are you and how long ago did you "settle down" with your current?
And before you say it, yes it does matter if you've been out there single for 10 years, or if you married at 19
lol
If it was anyone else id see the joke but im never sure with you if it was implied as a joke
Punch above your weight limit is a term meaning getting someone fitter than you, not sure if you have a similar term where you are
How old are you and how long ago did you "settle down" with your current?
And before you say it, yes it does matter if you've been out there single for 10 years, or if you married at 19
Is this question to me?
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Yes it was a joke, i do get the term even if it's not local. I'm not even sure if there's a term like "not in your league" or "not in your weight limit" in finland. Nothing springs to mind
Yes, i'm curious on where this info is coming from experience wise.
I'm not gonna say "lol you is 18 and think you the bomb!lol!" No, just that it does give perspective if you've dated one chick, or if you've been 10 years in the game.
Best one can say, is to keep things crystal clear and forget some long term plan, if you're looking for a one night stand.
Which i think you are? Afterall i'm hoping you're not tryig to hook up permanent with a bitch