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I am two weeks into my new job which is a driver for Cancer Research, which is more money than what I was doing which was a fuser engineer (basically the workings that go inside laser printers). Crazy but true. Considering the use of a van and bonuses and the pension I now get it is a hell of a lot more money but meh.
Anyway, first off, Mercedes drivers, what cunts. I don't mean the older cars, I mean from 2004 onwards. There is no grey area with them. I have not seen one...NOT ONE drive in a courteous way yet (about 1500 miles a week). They are either doing 20mph under the speed limit or 20mph over the limit and to indicate would mean giving all the other scum on the road an idea of what they are doing. I have never known such a fool proof way of spotting a cunt in all my life. Trust me on this, next time you are driving look for a newish Mercedes and watch them, watch how they drive. Their life is so much more important than yours, if they are in no rush then they *will* go *way* below the speed limit and if they are in a rush they *will* do whatever the fuck they want and all the time it will be done without any indicating or very little.
Secondly, entering and leaving Brum some bell end has decided that variable speed cameras are a belting idea. What this means is that above the road maybe every half a mile or so there are big neon signs telling you what speed you need to be doing 40mph, 60mph, 50mph etc sometimes they run in sequence and sometimes they mix them up, you know, for safety. So what this means is you aren't concentrating in front of you or on the slip roads you are watching and waiting for the next roulette sign, "ooooh what number will be next....*claps hands*" look up, look at speedo, look in front, look up, look to the side, look up, look at speedo..............it really is the most pathetic idea on a motorway I have ever known. Not forgetting this is also a very bloody busy stretch of road as well.
I honestly don't think I am going to last in this job, I am two weeks in and I can already feel my pressure release valve starting to strain. I am already making vendetta lists in my head against strangers in cars and some *ahem* worker (s).
If you drive a Mercedes, fuck you, and if you dreamt up those cameras, fuck you and your dad. (if you drive a Mercedes and I love you then not fuck you just change your car).
Anyway, first off, Mercedes drivers, what cunts. I don't mean the older cars, I mean from 2004 onwards. There is no grey area with them. I have not seen one...NOT ONE drive in a courteous way yet (about 1500 miles a week). They are either doing 20mph under the speed limit or 20mph over the limit and to indicate would mean giving all the other scum on the road an idea of what they are doing. I have never known such a fool proof way of spotting a cunt in all my life. Trust me on this, next time you are driving look for a newish Mercedes and watch them, watch how they drive. Their life is so much more important than yours, if they are in no rush then they *will* go *way* below the speed limit and if they are in a rush they *will* do whatever the fuck they want and all the time it will be done without any indicating or very little.
Secondly, entering and leaving Brum some bell end has decided that variable speed cameras are a belting idea. What this means is that above the road maybe every half a mile or so there are big neon signs telling you what speed you need to be doing 40mph, 60mph, 50mph etc sometimes they run in sequence and sometimes they mix them up, you know, for safety. So what this means is you aren't concentrating in front of you or on the slip roads you are watching and waiting for the next roulette sign, "ooooh what number will be next....*claps hands*" look up, look at speedo, look in front, look up, look to the side, look up, look at speedo..............it really is the most pathetic idea on a motorway I have ever known. Not forgetting this is also a very bloody busy stretch of road as well.
I honestly don't think I am going to last in this job, I am two weeks in and I can already feel my pressure release valve starting to strain. I am already making vendetta lists in my head against strangers in cars and some *ahem* worker (s).
If you drive a Mercedes, fuck you, and if you dreamt up those cameras, fuck you and your dad. (if you drive a Mercedes and I love you then not fuck you just change your car).