ilaya
Can't get enough of FH
- Joined
- Jan 26, 2004
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is it me or are the wordings of the warnings going madder? some are just plain daft.
Smoking Causes Aging Of The Skin:
...really? is that because it takes TIME to smoke.. and as you are smoking.. your skin ages? does a non-smokers skin not age then? ever seen Sir Cliff Richards neck?
Smoking Is Addictive, Dont Start:
..brilliant advice on the BACK of the pouch.. so you have to buy it to see it. and if you heeded the advice, you wasted your money!! dont get that on big macs do you? open up the box and message inside saying.. im going taste like shit and make you fat, throw me away...
Smoking Can Damage The Sperm And Decreases Fertility:
..hmm... so how come when i see some fat arsed horror with her chav boyfriend walking along the street with her 14 kids under 7 years old.. they smoking (kids also sometimes)? if it were true, smoking would be encouraged to breed the chavs out and deplete their gene pool.. aint working well tho is it?
Smoke Contains Benzene, Nitrosamines, Formaldehyde And Hydrogen Cyanide:
YAY!! free gifts with every pouch!!
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Smoking Causes Aging Of The Skin:
...really? is that because it takes TIME to smoke.. and as you are smoking.. your skin ages? does a non-smokers skin not age then? ever seen Sir Cliff Richards neck?
Smoking Is Addictive, Dont Start:
..brilliant advice on the BACK of the pouch.. so you have to buy it to see it. and if you heeded the advice, you wasted your money!! dont get that on big macs do you? open up the box and message inside saying.. im going taste like shit and make you fat, throw me away...
Smoking Can Damage The Sperm And Decreases Fertility:
..hmm... so how come when i see some fat arsed horror with her chav boyfriend walking along the street with her 14 kids under 7 years old.. they smoking (kids also sometimes)? if it were true, smoking would be encouraged to breed the chavs out and deplete their gene pool.. aint working well tho is it?
Smoke Contains Benzene, Nitrosamines, Formaldehyde And Hydrogen Cyanide:
YAY!! free gifts with every pouch!!
sigh