Lost my kobbie..

[Threlgaf]

I was camping in west skona, sneeking around peeping trough leaves at the lovly ticket woman. I went back to my camp to check on my weading gift for ticket woman and the sneaky little kobbie had dissapered.

WANTED
Kobbie about 0.5-1 meters tall.
Info: Last seen bound to a stick over my cooking pot.

If seen message Kalgaf.

The prize for finding the kobbie is a "Delux 3000 multi kobbie cooking pot" (gas driven or magic) or my latest book "How to catch a kobbie with one hand".


//Kalgaf

 

[Sol-]

ill swap you hatts for one of those!!

 

[Threlgaf]

Hatts you say..hm, if you find a kobbie that i can cook. Ill give you the Delux model of the cooking pot (Advanced golduser multi kobbie 3200 cooking pot, its extra light so its easy to carry) ill also include a signed book of mine. And for the hatts, i dont want my bride to eat a hat i need a medium cooked kobbie.

Btw. i have seen they are now selling the Master 3001 kobbie grill stick. Anyone tested it?. I was figuring if i sould buy it.

 

[Spudgie]

I FOUND HIM !!!

 

[uncle_sal]

I still wonder if you strangle a kobold... what colour will its face turn... i know i asked this before but got no answers...

 

[.Raewyn]

Originally posted by uncle_sal
I still wonder if you strangle a kobold... what colour will its face turn... i know i asked this before but got no answers...

Q: How do you kill a yellow elephant?
A: With a yellow elephant rifle.

Q: How do you kill a blue elephant?
A: Feed it so much rice that it turns yellow and shoot it with the yellow elephant rifle.

Q: How do you kill a green elephant?
A: Strangle it so that it turns blue, then feed it so much rice that it turns yellow and shoot it with the yellow elephant rifle.

Q: How do you kill a red elephant?
A: Make it womit so that it turns green and then strangle it so that it turns blue and then feed it so much rice that it turns yellow and shoot it with the yellow elephant rifle.

Q: How do you kill a pink elephant?
A: Smack it on the face so long that it turns red and then make it womit so it turns green and then strangle it so that it turns blue and then feed it so much rice that it turns yellow and shoot it with the yellow elephant rifle.

Q: How do you kill a purple elephant?
A: Tell it a naughty story so that it turns pink and then smack it on the face so long that it turns red and then make it womit so it turns green and then strangle it so that it turns blue and then feed it so much rice that it turns yellow and shoot it with the yellow elephant rifle.

Hope that helps.

 

[uncle_sal]

Not really... but its funny anyway

 

[.Raewyn]

Well might work for kobbies too. Although heard they are a little smaller.

 

[old.shotgunstow]

I like the 'swop one for Hatts' idea