Longest day at work ever?
- Thread starter Calaen
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Alan
Fledgling Freddie
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29 minutes left here.
So far today I have :-
Damn its just soo busy here
So far today I have :-
- clicked on one button to cause a server to rebuild
- flamed in the RvR forum
- read the posts on the big brother forum
- went out for a pint of Guinness and a cheese/bacon melt
- had a chat with dave :worthy:
- discussed the possibility of warp travel within the office
Damn its just soo busy here
Lamp
Gold Star Holder!!
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You could also try:
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ONE-POINT DARE
1. Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.
2. To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears
and grimace.
3. Leave your fly open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say,
"Sorry, I really prefer it this way".
4. Walk sideways to the photocopier.
5. While riding in an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors
open.
6. When in elevator with one other person, tap them on the shoulder and
pretend it wasn't you.
7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy..."
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. Interrupt your conversation with someone by giving a huge dejected
sigh.
10. Use your highlighter pen on the computer screen.
THREE-POINT DARES
1. Say to your boss, "I like your style", wink, and shoot him with
double-barrelled fingers.
2. Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the
nozzle.
3. Shout random numbers while someone is counting.
4. Every time you get an email, shout ''email''.
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has got
over his or her caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. Keep hole punching your finger. Each time you do, shout, "dagnamit,
it's happened again!". Then do it again.
7. Introduce yourself to a new colleague as "the office bicycle". Then
wink and pout.
8. Call I.T. helpdesk and tell them that you can't seem to access any
p*rnography web sites.
FIVE-POINT DARES
1. At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to
conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you
actually launch into it yourself).
2. Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with
growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.
3. For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Dave".
4. Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a
number two".
5. When you've picked up a call, before speaking finish off some fake
conversation with the words, ''she can abort it for all I care''.
6. After every sentence, say 'Mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As
in: "The report's on your desk, Mon." Keep this up for one hour.
7. In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and
mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!"
8. At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God is my
witness, I'll never go hungry again!"
9. Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do
you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."
10. Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit; smash
each biscuit with your fist.
11. During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the
door.
12. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
13. Ask people what se x they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
14. Sign or pp all letters with your initials and a sw*stika.
15. Dry hump the photocopier. When someone spots you, stop and cough
embarrassingly, then lean in to the machine and whisper loudly, "I'll
see you tonight".
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ONE-POINT DARE
1. Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.
2. To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears
and grimace.
3. Leave your fly open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say,
"Sorry, I really prefer it this way".
4. Walk sideways to the photocopier.
5. While riding in an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors
open.
6. When in elevator with one other person, tap them on the shoulder and
pretend it wasn't you.
7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy..."
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. Interrupt your conversation with someone by giving a huge dejected
sigh.
10. Use your highlighter pen on the computer screen.
THREE-POINT DARES
1. Say to your boss, "I like your style", wink, and shoot him with
double-barrelled fingers.
2. Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the
nozzle.
3. Shout random numbers while someone is counting.
4. Every time you get an email, shout ''email''.
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has got
over his or her caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. Keep hole punching your finger. Each time you do, shout, "dagnamit,
it's happened again!". Then do it again.
7. Introduce yourself to a new colleague as "the office bicycle". Then
wink and pout.
8. Call I.T. helpdesk and tell them that you can't seem to access any
p*rnography web sites.
FIVE-POINT DARES
1. At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to
conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you
actually launch into it yourself).
2. Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with
growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.
3. For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Dave".
4. Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a
number two".
5. When you've picked up a call, before speaking finish off some fake
conversation with the words, ''she can abort it for all I care''.
6. After every sentence, say 'Mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As
in: "The report's on your desk, Mon." Keep this up for one hour.
7. In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and
mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!"
8. At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God is my
witness, I'll never go hungry again!"
9. Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do
you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."
10. Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit; smash
each biscuit with your fist.
11. During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the
door.
12. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
13. Ask people what se x they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
14. Sign or pp all letters with your initials and a sw*stika.
15. Dry hump the photocopier. When someone spots you, stop and cough
embarrassingly, then lean in to the machine and whisper loudly, "I'll
see you tonight".
Hansmoleman
Fledgling Freddie
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- Jun 27, 2004
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- 1,653
read old b3ta questions of the week its pretty much all ive done for the past month in the afternoons...
its pretty much all ive done for the past month in the afternoons...
old.Tohtori
FH is my second home
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Try a 23 hour workday sometimes, then come b*Tch about it
old.Tohtori
FH is my second home
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Actually tried a few things on that list, but being in the game company thingies is really a let down since they like that sorta behaviour
evzy
Can't get enough of FH
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Bah 2 1/2 hours still to go - stuck in work on a Saturday is teh suckiest - especially days like today where the systems crashed about 3 mins before I started and only came up an hour ago, so been sat with nothing to do and now gotta box off some work in 1/2 the time I had to sit about drawing it out over, albeit not got a lot I need to do today so might just fire me laptop up and watch a filum in a bit!
