Longest day at work ever?

[evzy]

Are you that odd looking dude who keeps staring at me from the other side of the office?

 

[tris-]

yes. the same one who wipes his penis on your chair. right were id imagine your ring to be.

 

[Huntingtons]

Can't - I think someone is in there cracking one off atm - you aren't in work today are you tris?

then go wank

 

[Cemeterygates]

go for a wank in the toilet. its on their time remember. i loved being paid to wank before.

LOL!! does that make you a professional wanker then tris?

 

[tris-]

yes its been on my CV for years. that maybe why i cant get a job anymore though :/

 

[evzy]

Ah crap I thought that stuff on my chair was where the cleaner had spilt her yoghurt she had been eating whilst polishing my desk and sniffing my chair herself...

~makes a post-it note with "Burn chair when back in work" on it~


~crumples up post-it and makes another with "pour chloroform onto chair when leaving work instead muhahahahaha" on it~