Limericks

[Lester]

This could be incredibly hurtful, be incedibly lame or be completely boring. But it might, just might, be funny and that my friends makes it worth a go.

Try not to be personal - just affectionate kinda thing.


We'll start with Ted ( that''ll get it closed in no time)

One line each please. Last guy who goes picks the next subject.


There was a co-founder called Ted...

 

[leggy]

...Who once tried to stand on his head...

 

[Lester]

He started to wobble


(come on you know you want to)

 

[doh_boy]

And thought he would topple

 

[Lester]

Coz Barry was pullin his thread

 

[caLLous]

Next subject, come on then!

 

[leggy]

There was a young tyke named .cage ...

 

[caLLous]

...who smelt ever-so-slightly of sage...

 

[Testin da Cable]

...he posted a pic...

 

[caLLous]

...of a big hairy dick


(well, he probably did at some point )

 

[Testin da Cable]

that made the mods fly into a rage!!111

 

[~Lazarus~]

there was an evil care bear called tdc

 

[Lester]

D'y'think Cable might be easier?

sorry Laz


There was an expat called cable.....

 

[Gumbo]

Who would post everytime he was able....

 

[leggy]

his bandwidth ran out...

 

[Testin da Cable]

...so he sat with a pout...

 

[Testin da Cable]

not win actually :/


able...able...nah, not good enough

 

[Lester]

phattening his pipe under the table

 

[*Kornholio*]

There was a quick poster called lester...

 

[xane]

who got a job as a alcohol tester

 

[whipped]

He'd drink lots of beer ...

 

[~YuckFou~]

Originally posted by whipped
He'd drink lots of beer ...

that made him feel queer

 

[leggy]

and became a farm yard animal molester


/edit changed final line due to my slowness, too many syllables so sue me.

 

[Lester]

It's supposed to rhyme with tester j00 f00.



There was a young scot called leg.....

 

[Testin da Cable]

who was chained by the scrot to a peg...

 

[granny]

Originally posted by Testin da Cable
who was chained by the scrot to a peg...

He yanked at his chain,

 

[Summo]

And cried out in pain,

 

[leggy]

And ended up with a c0x0r as long as his leg

 

[Testin da Cable]

there was a young sailor called Summo...


















(hard one now)

 

[Summo]

Who stowed away on HMS Pedal-o,















:/