Limerick Showdown

[Roo Stercogburn]

Goin' with the flow

 

[Jupitus]

Now Nico, please don't you diss Roo,
For sure his rhyme really was poo,
But still, he did try,
And although we cry,
He's allowed to do limericks too

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

Nico's just sulking cuz he didn't get an expected vote from the home counties

:wub:

 

[Jupitus]

Our Nico is not one to sulk,
He never buys tissues in bulk,
But don't make him mad,
Cos then it gets bad,
He turns into incredible hulk!!


(Honest! It's true!! nico IS the incredible hulk!! )

 

[vermillon]

Originally posted by Jupitus


(Honest! It's true!! nico IS the incredible hulk!! )

He turns green too??

 

[Old Nicodemus]

Originally posted by Roo Stercogburn
Goin' with the flow

Good show

And I'm not sulking, I knew you'd vote for Jupi! Especailly after what he posted in THAT thread

 

[Old Nicodemus]

Originally posted by vermillon
He turns green too??

RAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

Nico smash!

:mgwhore:

 

[Old Nicodemus]

Who? What? How, when and why?
Our ROOster did have a try
with a puff of feathers
he voted for stealthers
and off to TEH Friday News did fly!

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

lol

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

Its plain for each peep to see,
that Nico just wants to be me.
But he just can't Muhaha
With any real depth
And his stick skills are feeble at best

 

[Old Nicodemus]

Roo, you're lacking cadence and rhyme
in fact you are even missing time
We shall not sneer
or closely peer
we'll polish you up so you shine.

 

[old.Tyraette]

I cant help but laugh at young Roo
Even Nico is better at this than you!
We've no need for alarm
As your midgardian charm
Is comparable to Pepe le Pew

 

[Jupitus]

You liken our Roo to a skunk?
You really must be very drunk!
He's more of a rat,
Or maybe a bat,
But never a skunk, you daft punk

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

Its easy to see why I stay
off the rhyme games that you nutters play
I know my skill's feeble
As droll as a weeble
And as wobbly as those kids toys too

 

[old.Tyraette]

argh this is hurting too much

Repeat after me.

RhymeA
RhymeA
RhymeB
RhymeB
RhymeA

Line1: 8syllables
Line2: 8syllables
Line3: 5 syllables
Line4: 5 Syllables
Line5: 8 syllables

hehe, im wincing everytime here

 

[Old Nicodemus]

The first four lines were quite stable
your abilities we saw were able
but you stuttered the last
and finsihed too fast
and made the whole thing seem unsayable!

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

No

 

[old.Tyraette]

Originally posted by old.Nicodemus /Pryd
The first four lines were quite stable
your abilities we saw were able
but you stuttered the last
and finsihed too fast
and made the whole thing seem unsayable!

wot he said

 

[Jupitus]

In order to stop people's whine,
You must find the right ending line,
A word that would work,
And make people smirk,
And rhymes with line 1 is just fine

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

Amusing to watch the top three
Buzzing like angry wee bees
Aw bless they're annoyed
At structure destroyed
The limerick form nuked by me.

 

[Jupitus]

At last Roo has finally found,
The true limerick rhymer's sound,
The line at the end,
Perfected the blend,
A new limericker's around

 

[Old Nicodemus]

Aha! you're begining to shine
the limerick improves line by line
but I really do think
you'll improve with a drink
and we'll reduce your limerick crime fine!

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

Hel no I am not one of you
Though I thank all three for the clue
That mixes the rhyme
and syllables fine
But with that I bid you adieu

 

[Jupitus]

'Goodbye!', he would seem to have said,
But I think we would rather be dead,
Than have poor old Roo,
Having just joined us too,
Wander off to another lame thread!

So stay here and rhyme for a while,
As Nic says, you're growing in style,
The beat and the theme,
Are starting to gleam,
You're better than a few by a mile!

 

[Old Nicodemus]

Remember what I said about Devilment?

That's Roo too

 

[Old Nicodemus]

Five votes seperate first from last
so people your vote please cast
which lyrical spy
will catch your eye
the deadline approaches real fast!

 

[Jupitus]

I think that the vote ends today,
Perhaps lovely Damini will say,
But please do not fear,
And don't shed a tear,
All the limericks will be here to stay

 

[Roo Stercogburn]

I only stopped by here to vote,
Not keep this here word game afloat
Stayed longer than meant
In work must make dent
And long goodbyes just get my goat

 

[old.Tyraette]

apologies from me for a lack of rhymes today. trying to sort a hundred things out and fucking up on all of them

 

[-naetha-]

<huggles Shaeffer> There there, it'll be fine hun, now you just sit down with a cup of tea and think about trees