Limerick Showdown

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naetha

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<Feels all warm inside and switches her vote to Nico>

:clap:
 
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Old Nicodemus

Guest
Originally posted by naetha
<Feels all warm inside and switches her vote to Nico>

:clap:
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My pleasure Naetha. :) Although I will admit to doing it for the pleasure of making you smile rather than trying to garner your vote. Even so your vote is warmly accepted. /bow
 
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old.Tyraette

Guest
you smoothie nico :p

stop hijacking my guildmates!
 
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Old Nicodemus

Guest
And Many thanks to Arakasi and Garris too :)

I hope I can beat Shaeffer :p

His canvasing of votes is shameless.... ;)
 
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old.Tyraette

Guest
hehehe

i aint gonna deny it

personally i dont care what happens, as long as jupi doesnt win :p
 
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Kaitlyn

Guest
Go Shaeffer (sorry Nicodemus but a. you're a nasty middie and b. Shaeffers daddy would kill me)
:clap: :clap: :clap:
 
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Old Nicodemus

Guest
Ahhh Kaitlyn! No need to worry
cast your vote, don't be sorry
Shaeffers dad
won't get mad
He's too busy driving a lorry! ;)

I'll now do my best impression of Uncle Sick.....

<Runs off cackling>

:p
 
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old.Tyraette

Guest
i keep meaning to ask hon, how do you know the old fart?

Have a huggle in the meantime :)

<hugs Kaitlyn>
 
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mirieth

Guest
Vote Tyraette!

Jupitus smells and Nico fiddles with corpses!

:flame:
 
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Erekrose

Guest
Well i'm gutted i didnt get an entry,
I blame my post watching sentry,
it really a sin
that im not in
if i was the result would be elimentary.
 
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Old Nicodemus

Guest
/bow Erekrose

Welcome to our little bit of fun. :) Pull up a stool and join in.. Jupi's buying ;)
 
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Old Nicodemus

Guest
Originally posted by mirieth
Vote Tyraette!

Jupitus smells and Nico fiddles with corpses!

:flame:
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Me!? A corpse fiddler!?!

Nooooo...

Never.

Uh Uh...

Not me..

<nonchalantly wanders away from Kyra's body whistling>

;)
 
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mirieth

Guest
Originally posted by old.Nicodemus /Pryd
Me!? A corpse fiddler!?!

Nooooo...

Never.

Uh Uh...

Not me..

<nonchalantly wanders away from Kyra's body whistling>

;)
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"Spiritmaster" is your alias, eh? Necropheliactic sicko, I say :eek:

Watch your back. I have photos. Tyraette will win! :flame:
 
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Old Nicodemus

Guest
Originally posted by mirieth
"Spiritmaster" is your alias, eh? Necropheliactic sicko, I say :eek:
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Indeed I am a Spiritmaster
A low down, dirty, middie caster
Shaeffer may win
or Jupi will grin
just vote, or it may end in disaster! ;)
 
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mirieth

Guest
Originally posted by old.Nicodemus /Pryd
Indeed I am a Spiritmaster
A low down, dirty, middie caster
Shaeffer may win
or Jupi will grin
just vote, or it may end in disaster! ;)
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Lies, lies, lies! I say,
You fiddle with corpses day after day.
You poke them about,
Giggle and shout,
That you have found another rotting corpse with which to play!

Ok, so its crap. I tried though :p first ever limerick I've written :)
 
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Jupitus

Guest
Originally posted by mirieth
Vote Tyraette!

Jupitus smells and Nico fiddles with corpses!

:flame:
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So Miri would try to advise,
On matters so filled with such lies,
I think it is clear,
Oh Mirieth dear,
To dabble would not be so wise :)

It may be that Jupi does smell,
Of fish, or some deep rotten well,
But limericks flow,
So fast, never slow,
He's the best, as the outcome will tell! :D
 
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mirieth

Guest
A limerick, all about me. I feel warm and fuzzy :D

However!

Juptius, you silly Infiltrator,
I'll see 'round back of CS later.
You shall not insult me,
I'm an 'ard you nut - you'll see!
I'll give you a sound beating, embarrasing you in front of the ladehs!

:D

( I'm not very good at this :eek: )
 
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Jupitus

Guest
Poor Miri came up with a rhyme,
But clearly she needed more time,
With lines poorly formed,
She'll be harshly scorned,
For posting a limerick crime!! ;)
 
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mirieth

Guest
Originally posted by Jupitus
Poor Miri came up with a rhyme,
But clearly she needed more time,
With lines poorly formed,
She'll be harshly scorned,
For posting a limerick crime!! ;)
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She!?

Bastid!

/slap /rude

:twak:

Jupi's eyesight must be failing,
of old age he is ailing.
I'm not a girl,
and I'm certain of that, churl!
So don't call me so or you'll be the victim of a maiming!
 
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Jupitus

Guest
So Miri is really a lad?
Oh goodness that truly is sad!
His name sounds to me,
As if he should be,
A lady, not wanna be Dad!
 
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mirieth

Guest
Originally posted by Jupitus
So Miri is really a lad?
Oh goodness that truly is sad!
His name sounds to me,
As if he should be,
A lady, not wanna be Dad!
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Right. That's it!

:swords:
 
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old.arneduck

Guest
must say the vote is pretty obvious! :D

Go Jup! Go Jup! :clap:
 
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vermillon

Guest
Sorry Nico but is seams to me that limericks are Jupitus standard way of speaking. He don't even have to think, limericks jump out of him. :cheers:
 
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