Left or right?

[Levin]

No, this is not a political thread.

Seeing that the other day was "Left Handed day" I was just curious.. how many here are lefties? I am!

 

[CorNokZ]

Guilty!

I used to be able to write with both left and right, but my teacher told me that was a stupid thing so I chose left.. Now that was a stupid thing

 

[Litmus]

left

 

[Serbitar]

i aint no gammy-handed monster !

 

[Naetha]

Right!

Case is right handed for writing but left handed for most other things. He went to a school that didn't believe in being left handed, and pretty much beat it out of him, so he now writes (badly) right handed and left handed for eating etc.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Only while browsing porn!


You knew i'd take it there

 

[Gamah]

i aint no gammy-handed monster !

oi

 

[CorNokZ]

oi

Haha! Gamah is a chav! xD

 

[crispy]

Lefthanded... i pwn

Tho i use my right hand for.. many things

 

[Sharma]

Right hand FTW!

 

[Everz]

right handed for writing, left handed for everything else

 

[cHodAX]

Lefties are witches, burn them at the stake!!

 

[kivik]

Right

I've noted that most lefthanders' handwriting is utter crap

 

[Gamah]

All left handers are commie bastards!

 

[- English -]

and have small cocks

 

[Raven]

Right handed and left footed

 

[soze]

Im Right handed but left footed. Should you kick with the same side you write with? Freaky same thing just as i posted

 

[Huntingtons]

isnt sinister the word for lefties? im right!

 

[Levin]

Witches, commie bastards, small cocks... sinister..

...aww.. so much jealousy!

Anyway, I was surprised to see there was an official left handeds day. Didn't think we needed one.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Anyway, I was surprised to see there was an official left handeds day. Didn't think we needed one.

Ofcourse we do! How else could people highlight the slightly different people among normals without being racist/etc?

 

[DocWolfe]

Left handed people should all be round up and gassed. Only a few may remain for 'scientific torture'.

 

[Olgaline]

ye always suspected dem lefties, they be funny lookin'
them got that twitchy eyes.

 

[Lamp]

BURGER KING INTRODUCES LEFT-HANDED WHOPPERS


Burger King UK today announced the launch of its latest salvo in the battle of the Burger Wars - the new left-handed Whopper - which will become available nation-wide tomorrow April 1.

The UK's most preferred hamburger will still consist of lettuce, onions, pickles, mayonnaise, ketchup and four-ounce flame-grilled hamburger patty, but the sandwich has been re-designed to fit more comfortably in the left hand. This will result in fewer condiment 'spills' for left-handed hamburger lovers.

The new Left-Handed Whopper will have all the condiments rotated 180 degrees, thereby redistributing the weight of the sandwich so that the bulk of them skew to the left.

"We have always been proud of the fact that we offered 1,024 ways to order our flagship Whopper sandwich, now we are offering 1,025 ways! It's the ultimate 'Have It Your Way' for our left-handed customers," says Lorraine Thomson, Marketing Director for Burger King UK.

The Left Handed Club estimates that nearly 11 million left-handed customers visit Burger King restaurants in the UK each year. Lauren Milsom from the Club comments: "We are delighted that Burger King has recognised the difficulties of holding a hamburger in your left hand that has a natural right bias to it. We urge all left handed hamburger lovers to visit their nearest Burger King and taste the difference for themselves."

Initially, the Left-Handed Whopper will only be available in the UK, however Burger King is considering plans to roll it out to other countries with large left handed populations.

Notes to Editors:

Burger King UK and its franchisees operate 527 restaurants around the country and more than 10,000 restaurants in 53 countries and international territories around the world. In fiscal year 1998, Burger King had system-wide sales of $10.3 billion. Burger King UK is a subsidiary of Diageo plc, one of the world's leading branded consumer products businesses.

Distributed by PR Newswire on behalf of Burger King

 

[echome]

Left for writing - right for everything else.

 

[Rookiescot]

Whatever hand is nearest is the hand I use. Except for writing... thats my left hand.

Oh and using a hammer .... thats left hand too but thats cos of previous experience

 

[Glacier]

Left.

Fork and knife regularelly, mouse in righthand, rest is done the leftywai!

 

[Bugz]

Left handed for everything and damn proud of it.

 

[Overdriven]

"We have always been proud of the fact that we offered 1,024 ways to order our flagship Whopper sandwich, now we are offering 1,025 ways! It's the ultimate 'Have It Your Way' for our left-handed customers," says Lorraine Thomson, Marketing Director for Burger King UK.

I laughed at the general post, but that bit has got me thinking.. They say "Have it your way" - I wonder how many ways there are you can have it!

 

[old.Tohtori]

I laughed at the general post, but that bit has got me thinking.. They say "Have it your way" - I wonder how many ways there are you can have it!

You really don't want me answering this particular matter...

No wait...YOU might want, but the rest don't

 

[Overdriven]

You really don't want me answering this particular matter...

No wait...YOU might want, but the rest don't

Now that actually made me laugh for like the first time today