Ketchup Sauce...

Fafnir

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For a really nice Ketchup sauce, can be used for everything.... :p

1 litre Ketchup
Zest from 2 oranges
Juice from 2 oranges
2 tablespoon Sweet Mustard
2-3 tablespoon Sunflower/Rape/Flax oil.
2 tablespoon Mushroom Soy sauce
Salt/pepper

Start with whipping the mustard and oil together so you get an emulsion, add the spices, and soy sauce, and orange zest (thats finely grated) and orange juice.

I use to add some dried chiliflakes aswell. Gives a nice spicy taste, and a hot after taste.

Works on pretty much to anything. I just cant make my babyback ribs without it. :) Gives nice taste to rice and bulgur aswell.

And my babyback ribs i do by first getting some really nice ribs from your local butcher. Buy some Hickory Liquid Smoke, the one i use say 1 part liquid smoke per 10 parts water, i use 13-15 parts water instead. Let the ribs go for 45 min in the water on the stove. Take out dry the ribs, and let them cool, pour over the sauce, put in oven at 175, and let them be there until the sauce goes all crispy, you can add more if you like. Take out cut up and eat....
 

old.Tohtori

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How refreshingly random :D

But if you want it to be better, use tomatoes, not ketchup :D
 

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ketchup is the make of the devil
Only because all the added suger, if that was removed, Ketchup would be a good place to get antioxidants. And thoose in Ketchup are better than the ones in fresh tomatos, atleast some of them. Some scientists have found out that some antioxidants that you have in onions and tomatos, change when heated and becomes a new antioxidant that is more effective in our bodies. :)
 

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ketchup should be referred to as "Ketchup" and never ever with "Sauce" in the same sentence or nearby that word!
 

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ketchup should be referred to as "Ketchup" and never ever with "Sauce" in the same sentence or nearby that word!
Well its not ketchup anymore, its a ketchup BBQ sauce. :) Even Werner Vögeli called it sauce when he tasted it.. :p
 

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Well its not ketchup anymore, its a ketchup BBQ sauce. :) Even Werner Vögeli called it sauce when he tasted it.. :p

Heinz Ketchup > all and i dont care who said what :p

if you must call it Tomato Sauce, but its just not the same :p
 

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Heinz Ketchup > all and i dont care who said what :p

if you must call it Tomato Sauce, but its just not the same :p
Well Felix Ecological Ketchup is the best base for this one. Got lots of tomato flavour.
 

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Now, I know this is a deftly social and erudite group but we could all use pointers once in a while!
At dinner events and/or cocktail parties wine is often imbibed, you guys know that. It is a classy and adult beverage with the timeless characteristic of creating the potential to savor and enjoy complex flavors and to talk about them like we understand it all.
Groupings of tipsy and interacting grown-up people are usually clumsy and unwieldy super-organisms with many jutting elbow and knee appendages. I don't think I'd be saying something too outrageous if I were to mention how it seems like at least one drink gets tipped over and spilled at one of these gatherings. Haha, it's funny because it's true!
Jovial reminiscing aside, a spill can be a scary occurrence because liquid is very unmanageable after it leaves it's container and if it happens to be a deliciously dark wine onto carpet, then you have the very real potential for a face-blood-draingly scary and frustrating stain incident.
Depending on intoxication levels, immediate post-spill is usually when the host and/or pathetically helpless spiller jump into action because time is of the essence and the guilt is thick and greasy.
Now, it will only take two people maximum to manage the clean-up. Possibly one quick dabbing the spill and the other rushing to grab the carpet cleaning agent.
Once again depending on aggregate blood alcohol level and the size of the gathering, this event has the potential to disturb the natural flow of conversation that has been pleasantly rising and falling in waves throughout the night (only occasionally pausing to allow a stray angel to pass by.)
If you are not one of the individuals directly taking care of the spill-site then you may wish to help in your own special way. Any boost in the general morale of the group may help relieve the shame of the spiller and/or the frustration of the host. Being as witty and quick on your feet will be important.
Slicing the silence with a simple and cliched idiom like, "Wow, Wine/11 just happened," is comedic gold and everyone will appreciate it resetting the the amiable tone of their pleasant evening.
Laughter is a far more potent and natural cleaning agent than any oxi-whatevers.
And if we don't laugh and kiss then we just let the spill win.
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Rape oil always makes me giggle like I was uncle Fritzl..
 

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