Kate Beckinsale's pussy catches fire!

[cHodAX]

Seriously...

Showbiz - News - Beckinsale cat goes up in flames - Digital Spy

 

[Nate]

she's ddaaaaaayyyooooommmm hawt

 

[Vladamir]

NO. FREAKIN. WAY.

Fuck you and your double entendres Cho

 

[tris-]

i had a dream last night i was at angelina jolies house, and micheal douglas was her husband.

and we double fucked her, and i ate her pussy but it was hairy and cold

 

[Roalith]

and i ate her pussy but it was hairy and cold

And you woke up chewing a spider?

 

[cHodAX]

And you woke up chewing a spider?

No, he was eating out the wifes hairy arsehole!

 

[Binky the Bomb]

Beckinsale described the smell of burnt cat hair as "awful".

No shit!

 

[Ezteq]

lol thats horrible, at least the poor moggy was alright afterwards though.

if it'd been pete dockertys (sp??) cat e'd of probably tried to smoke it

 

[Lamp]

The actress revealed her domesticated feline "went up like a rocket", but had not come to any long-term harm.

Typical journalistic nonsense. It probably smouldered a small patch of fur. At most. But when the tabloids get hold of it:

"The entire cat's body was consumed in a monstrous inferno that lit the night sky for miles around. Fortunately, the celebrity managed to douse the cat in £50 notes and anti-wrinkle cream. The cat was later flown to Florida for a vacation, while the traumatised celebrity booked herself into therapy by spending £140,000 in Harrods."

 

[Dukat]

Aaaand thread title of the year 2008 award goes to..... CHODAXXX!!!!!!1111YAAAAAaaa

 

[cHodAX]

Aaaand thread title of the year 2008 award goes to..... CHODAXXX!!!!!!1111YAAAAAaaa

We aim to please.

 

[crispy]

Beckinsale described the smell of burnt cat hair as "awful".

Interesting. Please enlighten us to more with your wisdom!

 

[Ezteq]

We aim to please.

thought you usually aimed for the face...or so the pics imply Oo