Kate Beckinsale's pussy catches fire!

Vladamir

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NO. FREAKIN. WAY.

Fuck you and your double entendres Cho :(
 

tris-

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i had a dream last night i was at angelina jolies house, and micheal douglas was her husband.

and we double fucked her, and i ate her pussy but it was hairy and cold :(
 

Ezteq

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lol thats horrible, at least the poor moggy was alright afterwards though.

if it'd been pete dockertys (sp??) cat e'd of probably tried to smoke it
 

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The actress revealed her domesticated feline "went up like a rocket", but had not come to any long-term harm.

Typical journalistic nonsense. It probably smouldered a small patch of fur. At most. But when the tabloids get hold of it:

"The entire cat's body was consumed in a monstrous inferno that lit the night sky for miles around. Fortunately, the celebrity managed to douse the cat in £50 notes and anti-wrinkle cream. The cat was later flown to Florida for a vacation, while the traumatised celebrity booked herself into therapy by spending £140,000 in Harrods."
 

Dukat

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Aaaand thread title of the year 2008 award goes to..... CHODAXXX!!!!!!1111YAAAAAaaa
 

crispy

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Beckinsale described the smell of burnt cat hair as "awful".

Interesting. Please enlighten us to more with your wisdom! :D
 

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