Just saw a mouse run across my kitchen floor...

[Ezteq]

maybe you are imagining these mice...have you ben under pressure lately?

 

[Cerb]

Haha well serious thought about popping the question to my GF aside, no!

 

[Ezteq]

oh er!!

 

[Cerb]

Haha you're telling me!

 

[Sparx]

Catch one of the mice, tie a ring to its tail and let it go.

Let nature do the rest my friend

 

[Ezteq]

Catch one of the mice, tie a ring to its tail and let it go.

Let nature do the rest my friend

:worthy:

 

[ford prefect]

Our cats are always bringing them in, they don't usually last long though. They are not pleasant to stand on when you are sleepy and in bare feet first things in the morning when the cats have decided to leave a couple of half eaten mice as a present in the hall.

 

[Huntingtons]

am i the only one who read it as moose?

i mean that deserves a "well, fuck." for sure.

 

[Sparx]

:worthy:

haha out of everyone here i knew you would like that

 

[gohan]

Catch one of the mice, tie a ring to its tail and let it go.

Let nature do the rest my friend

explain


i r slow it seems

 

[Punishment]

Catch one of the mice, tie a ring to its tail and let it go.

Let nature do the rest my friend

Im pretty sure he means bell

 

[Cerb]

explain


i r slow it seems

Haha well serious thought about popping the question to my GF aside, no!

Catch one of the mice, tie a ring to its tail and let it go.

Let nature do the rest my friend

See it now?

 

[Punishment]

Evan NOOOOOOOOOOOO, Don't dooooooooooo it think of the Taco fries for gods sake man !!!

 

[Cerb]

I'd never be allowed to have them again because?

 

[Punishment]

I'd never be allowed to have them again because?

Oh no she has gotten to you already

The Unspeakable horror !

 

[Cerb]

Hahaha you're a bad man Jimmy

Don't worry there's nothing decided in my mind just yet!

 

[Punishment]

Hahaha you're a bad man Jimmy

Don't worry there's nothing decided in my mind just yet!

Don't let her see Howleys new haircut or she will run into the night screaming !

 

[Cerb]

Wait....howley has a new Haircut? What is it this time? Or should I say what way does Kelly want it this time? I'm going up to New York this weekend to meet him so i guess I'll see then!

 

[Punishment]

Wait....howley has a new Haircut? What is it this time? Or should I say what way does Kelly want it this time? I'm going up to New York this weekend to meet him so i guess I'll see then!

Haha givf pictars !

 

[Fafnir]

No thats one of the worst cases of alcohol abuse ive ever seen... Hope they got prison time for doin that....

 

[Gibbo]

Stick some traps down and you'll catch em eventually.

We had mice in a place I rented once. I was quite funny, my flatmate was adamant that we had to catch them and release them. We couldn't kill them.

Best was when we were watching TV one evening and this little baby one came into the room, she went an got a bowl and trapped it and then slid some card under. Now what to do she thought, I said kill it, she said no way. And took it outside and let it out accross the road. I was funny because, it was quite a busy main road and all she was wearing was this little nightdress. I was dying with laughter as she stopped the traffic to take this mouse across the road. There was people in cars totally agog with what she was doing.

Anyway after a couple of weeks she got fed up and the poison came out and got put into traps and in bowls around the place. They ate it all, never saw any mice again.

 

[Ch3tan]

I've not read the whole thread, so excuse me for repeating anything.

* Food sources, make sure your floors are clean and they can't get up the back of cupboards to get to any food sources.

* Seal up any ways they have of getting in, you'll find under your kitchen cupboards, especially near any piping for gas, or water ( so under your sink and behind your cooker, washing machine etc) that there will be big holes. Use a combination of wiremesh and filler, or get some specialised stuff: This stuff is used by pest control firms, and mice have trouble biting their way through it Mouse-stop Proofing Paste | DIY Pest Control

* Forget about instant kill traps, they are hit and miss. Standard traps are also pretty useless. You have two fool proof methods in combination with the above. Bait trays, mix poison with peanut butter and some chocolate or crisp crumbs. They can't resist this. Mice will roll the bait back to their nests to feed their young. The poison can take up to two weeks to kill a mouse. It's slow, but it will work if you've stopped new mice getting in. Sticky pads; not for the faint hearted - lay them where you know the mice are running; look for the trail of droppings, usually along the side of skirting or the back of cupboards. Leave out over night, in the morning you'll have to kill the stuck mouse. (I've seen mice chew through their own legs overnight to try and get off these, so be prepared for some gore).

 

[Ezteq]

couldn't we just give them bait with sleeping pills in and knock them all out, drive them miles away and that way they'd never find their way back?

 

[Ezteq]

rofl just realised I said 'we' suddenly they have become our mice!!

 

[Cerb]

FHOT, the place where problems are shared















and then become worse

 

[Ormorof]

Stick some traps down and you'll catch em eventually.

We had mice in a place I rented once. I was quite funny, my flatmate was adamant that we had to catch them and release them. We couldn't kill them.

Best was when we were watching TV one evening and this little baby one came into the room, she went an got a bowl and trapped it and then slid some card under. Now what to do she thought, I said kill it, she said no way. And took it outside and let it out accross the road. I was funny because, it was quite a busy main road and all she was wearing was this little nightdress. I was dying with laughter as she stopped the traffic to take this mouse across the road. There was people in cars totally agog with what she was doing.

Anyway after a couple of weeks she got fed up and the poison came out and got put into traps and in bowls around the place. They ate it all, never saw any mice again.

same thing happened with my housemate!

then she saw one in her bedroom and became death incarnate, never seen anyone go from "Awww but they are so cute and fluffy we must save them" to "DIE DIE DIE DIE BWUAHAHA I WILL CRUSH YOUR WEE HEADS IN MY CHOCOLATE TRAP!"

 

[Ezteq]

hehe chocolate trap...sounds very very gay and dirty.


I have a bag full of dead baby mice in my freezer but I still do not think I could actually kill one myself.

 

[FuzzyLogic]

Read that completely out of context and got the impression you keep dead baby mice in your freezer for shits & giggles 0o

 

[Ezteq]

lol no, his name is Vlad the hypnotoad