Just for u.....u know who u r

[tisme]

One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of Chicken Little to her class. She came to the part of the story where Chicken Little tried to warn the farmer. She read, ".... and so Chicken Little went up to the farmer and said, "The sky is falling, the sky is falling!" The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that farmer
said?"

One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think he said: 'Holy Shit! A talking chicken!'"

 

[NightyP]

you can do better than that imo.

 

[old.ST200]

Glad I never expected anything funny, I could have been disappointed.

 

[loxleyhood]

I chuckled.

 

[pez]

i quite liked that one

 

[gunner440]

shes back >.<

 

[Conchabar]

Originally posted by gunner440
shes back >.<

pheer :x

 

[adari]

shit one tbh

 

[FoXeH]

Not bad, keep up the good work tisme

 

[Alkoran]

Originally posted by old.ST200
Glad I never expected anything funny, I could have been disappointed.

ST's so dense

 

[old.ST200]

That sounds like a challenge to me.

 

[Kagato.]

you can do better babe.

 

[BlitheringIdiot]

Originally posted by loxleyhood
I chuckled.

Dont you mean cluckled?

(Now I want a whole bunch of people telling me how great I am and to keep the good work up, after all I actually had to put some thought into it and pressed more than just ctrl+c ctrl+v.)

 

[Alkoran]

BI4tehwin

 

[old.Dillinja]

The corners of my mouth twitched, but that might have been because I thought of something funny I did yesterday.

 

[Arnor]

Originally posted by old.ST200
That sounds like a challenge to me.

MORTALLU COMBATTURRRU!!!!



HAJIME!!!1

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

I liked the joke. BI's pun should be grounds for immediate death by pointy sticks!!

 

[BlitheringIdiot]

Originally posted by Cap'n Sissyfoo
I liked the joke. BI's pun should be grounds for immediate death by pointy sticks!!

Dont you mean clucky clucks!!

 

[Cap'n Sissyfoo]

I'm pretty sure I meant pointy sticks. I'll get back to you on that one.

 

[-Nuked-]

the funnah imo

 

[Repent Reloaded]

Argh Ha ! ARGH HA HAHAHAHHA ....................... no

 

[Conchabar]

haya repent again

 

[vindicat0r]

ok I will give my attempt then

What's the only thing worse than letting Michael Jackson put your children to bed ?












Letting Ian Huntley Give them a bath first .........

 

[del_eneste]

Originally posted by vindicat0r
ok I will give my attempt then

What's the only thing worse than letting Michael Jackson put your children to bed ?












Letting Ian Huntley Give them a bath first .........

.... thats just sick

 

[old.ST200]

Originally posted by vindicat0r
ok I will give my attempt then

What's the only thing worse than letting Michael Jackson put your children to bed ?



Letting Ian Huntley Give them a bath first .........

lol I like that one

 

[ChillyDawg]

Originally posted by vindicat0r
ok I will give my attempt then

What's the only thing worse than letting Michael Jackson put your children to bed ?












Letting Ian Huntley Give them a bath first .........

actually not bad at all

 

[Repent Reloaded]

Originally posted by Conchabar
haya repent again

hey mate


Why doesnt Saddam like girls, he aint into Bush.

What did Saddam's son say 2 weeks be4 Xmas ? Can I gave a BagDad ?

Saddam: Where did you put my hat, woman?
Woman: in Iraq (a rack)


.......best i could do, sorry.

 

[old.Dillinja]

Holy shit those 'jokes' are bad.

 

[Repent Reloaded]

yeah, Im pretty sure they can damage ur sex life.

 

[old.Dillinja]

I'm pretty sure that if I read any more of your crap I'll be damaging my brain.