Jurassic World

[Job]

My only problem with it was the main female lead wasn't hot enough...she almost felt like a cougar.

 

[Lamp]

Yes but the main dinosaur lead was supersexy.

What?

 

[Job]

But the Dinosaurs weren't on leads, that was the problem.

 

[Poag]

Saw it on Sat to a mostly packed cinema.

Enjoyed, some of it felt a little meh.

Spoiler

Namely the hunt with the raptors.

Also...heartbeat monitors on the display...who didn't know they were all going to die as soon as those showed up?

And finally, who puts enough stuff in an enclosure to allow a 50foot long dinosaur to hide? From the outside the enclosure was like 150-200feet across, from inside the glass observation area it was maybe 150. They had trees n shit right up to the observation window. How stupid are these people!

 

[DaGaffer]

Saw it on Sat to a mostly packed cinema.

Enjoyed, some of it felt a little meh.

Spoiler

Namely the hunt with the raptors.

Also...heartbeat monitors on the display...who didn't know they were all going to die as soon as those showed up?

And finally, who puts enough stuff in an enclosure to allow a 50foot long dinosaur to hide? From the outside the enclosure was like 150-200feet across, from inside the glass observation area it was maybe 150. They had trees n shit right up to the observation window. How stupid are these people!

Thanks for the spoiler tags.

I added some - Jup.

 

[Scouse]

Thanks for the spoiler tags.

This.


FUCKING SPOILER TAGS CUNTS!

 

[Job]

The film is about di

Spoiler

nosau

rs.

 

[Raven]

Not seen it but I can guess the plot <insert random weak, pasty child/children> wander off, gets lost. Lots of people die horrifically trying to find them. Finally find them in the last few minutes safe and well. Child/children get their hair ruffled and called a skamp and everyone lives happily ever after. The end.

 

[Talivar]

Not even close, kids wander off but turn out to be part of the avengers on drugs so they have to send in teams to save the dinosaurs!, these fail so they send in the Terminator who also fails and finally the dinosaurs are rescued by Paul Walker who drives them off into the sunset!

 

[Poag]

What? No

Theres a time traveling robot Dinosaur who comes back in time to kill John Hammonds mum, hes defeated by a time traveling human, but he also dies, but not before becoming John Hammonds dad. The original robo dino is rebuilt and ends up defending Hammond from its time traveling cohorts during the part of Jurassic Park where Hammond has sent everyone else off and is kicking around on his own.
Nedry then does his stuff and the time traveling Dilophosaurus hunt him down to steal the embryos to restart their failing race. The original robo dino does battle with the final future robo dinos in the Visitors center, allowing Hammonds grand chidlren to escape and safe guarding humanity in the future.. Thus setting the stage for Jurassic World.

In which Robo dino hides in park pretending to be friendly/evil/whatever until it is called upon again!

 

[georgie]

Does this happen?

 

[Poag]

Does this happen?


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Spoiler

No.
but they do drive through alot of mud and it seems to not stick to the outside either. Till something happens and then there is some mud on the outside, seems to be a convient plot device......

 

[leggy]

This is the plot of Jurassic World:

 

[old.user4556]

Liked it, but entirely predictable and simply "more of the same".

 

[Raven]

Watching it atm, waiting for the big dino to start breathing fire, or talking or some shit. And yeah, hoping that idiot kid with the hair gets eaten soon.

What a load of bollocks.

 

[Job]

Watched 1080 extended version Aliens last night on me proj...what a freaking awesome, timeless piece of superb entertainment.
We're in the pipe 5x5.

 

[fettoken]

This.


FUCKING SPOILER TAGS CUNTS!

You don't need spoiler tags in regards to this movie imo.

 

[Scouse]

imo.

That's the pertinent bit.

It's been said before - spoilers may not spoil it for you but it undoubtedly spoils it for other people - so it's only decent to ensure any film info is spoilered.

 

[Raven]

I think he means that it is so bad that nothing can spoil it any more than its own existence.

 

[Scouse]

I think he means that it is so bad that nothing can spoil it any more than its own existence.

Meh. It was OK. Bit boring and predictable. But then that was always going to be the case...

 

[Job]

It could have been a lot worse, sticked to the old formula and pulled through, nothing will ever be as good as the first, which is a life lesson we all learn eventually.

 

[fettoken]

Meh. It was OK. Bit boring and predictable. But then that was always going to be the case...

Jeff Goldblum isn't in it though

 

[old.user4556]

Jeff Goldblum's one liners carried that film.

 

[leggy]

With Laura Dern's legs as a side act

 

[Trem]

It's shit as are all the others. The first was shit, the second was worse, the third (I think it was the third with William H Macey) was the best, then.....how many more have there been? Anyway all of them are pretty shit, like Terminator (apart from the first one and the one with Christian Bale in it).

That's right, I went there, I said that about Terminator and especially T2, that was fucking awful with that bowl headed little cunt in it

 

[leggy]

Bowl headed little cunt

He really did need his whiney voice muted with a handful of violent hedgehogs down the throat.

 

[Bodhi]

"You just can't go around killing people!"

"Erm dude, I'm a fucking Terminator, the clue is in the name, now piss off you whiny little shit haircut wearing cockwomble."

Agree, T2 was bobbins.

 

[old.user4556]

That thumbs up at the end though.

 

[Job]

So we're all agreed then..it's Terminator vs Indominus Rex.
I'd watch that.

 

[Trem]

Arnie was good in new Terminator. And dragon bird is good as well but also a dwarf for real.