Jurassic World

[CorNokZ]

No. They weren't bad. They were fucking awful.

And the first one was fucking awful with a big smelly poo, with a pube encrustation, on top.

Why did you even bother coming in and posting in this thread?

Where ever you seem to be posting, you bring negativity and pointless off-topic discussions. To find a more bitter, sour and generally butthurt and devastated man than you, I would have to look really long, low and high to be successful. I am beyond glad that I don't know you in real life, because being close to something so negative on a daily basis, must ruin one's joy of life. You KNEW that you wouldn't like this thread because it is about a sequel to THREE other films that which you hated. WHY bother posting in this thread if it wasn't for the sole purpose of spreading your shitty negativity to others? Dinosaurs and Jurassic Park were to me, what Gone with the Wind and Casablanca must have been to you, a big part of my childhood. I LOVED dinosaurs, all my toys were dinos and when I got those movies on VHS I watched them non-fucking-stop and loved every minute of it! So take your horrible attitude somewhere else, because I for one am tired of your endless stream of steaming shit.

I am super stoked about the movie and I think the trailer looks great. Can't wait.

 

[DaGaffer]

Dinosaurs aInd Jurassic Park were to me, what Gone with the Wind and Casablanca must have been to you, a big part of my childhood.

LOL! Meee-ow.

I LOVED dinosaurs, all my toys were dinos and when I got those movies on VHS I watched them non-fucking-stop and loved every minute of it! So take your horrible attitude somewhere else, because I for one am tired of your endless stream of steaming shit.

I am super stoked about the movie and I think the trailer looks great. Can't wait.

Heh, Star Wars was a big part of my childhood, but it didn't stop the prequels being terrible though, and it won't stop this being terrible either. The Spectacle may be there, but the GM dinosaur is such a hackneyed idea that the plot is on the back foot from the start. That and the fact that YOU'RE NOT TWELVE ANY MORE.

 

[Scouse]

Why did you even bother coming in and posting in this thread?

1) Because it's a discussion forum
2) I LOVED the original Jurassic Park
3) It's a discussion forum.

And if you care to go back through the thread - I think you'll find the majority of posters have said the same as me - that it looks fucking gash. Why? Because it looks like a brainless dumb gash cash-in on a now-dead writer's work.

But you feel butthurt about my posts if you like. Fanboi.

 

[Bigmac]

Looks meh but I said the same about the Guardians of the Galaxy trailer but loved the film so I might give it a watch.

 

[Raven]

Dinosaurs and Jurassic Park were to me, what Gone with the Wind and Casablanca must have been to you, a big part of my childhood.

Shots fired!

 

[Scouse]

To be fair @CorNokZ - if you don't like Casablanca (which first watched in my 20's) then you don't like film.

Gone with the Wind isn't a favourite of mine tho...

 

[CorNokZ]

1) Because it's a discussion forum

All you ever fucking seem to do is discuss. Take that here, because I am tired of your shit: http://thoughts.com/forums

2) I LOVED the original Jurassic Park

No. They weren't bad. They were fucking awful.

And the first one was fucking awful with a big smelly poo, with a pube encrustation, on top.

Top lel mate. Can't remember what you wrote a page back?

1) Because it's a discussion forum

3) It's a discussion forum.

Can't remember what you JUST wrote??

And if you care to go back through the thread - I think you'll find the majority of posters have said the same as me - that it looks fucking gash. Why? Because it looks like a brainless dumb gash cash-in on a now-dead writer's work.

But you feel butthurt about my posts if you like. Fanboi.

You are different from everyone else though. You bring nothing of value to this forum. You are so tedious, that it makes toht in his troll-mode-mood look like a toddler in his diapers with a Fisher Price computer. Except you don't seem to be doing it for the trolling, you do it because you are SO FUCKING BITTER! Nothing is good and everything is shit. That is your opinion on pretty much everything it seems.

And yes, it will be a cash-cow, of course it will! What did you expect? All major blockbuster movies are! I feel just as sad as you do about Crichton passing away, but he created a nice universe which is now turned into the 4th major Hollywood film. And I don't think it looks one bit gash, doubt Crichton would either. He was on the set with Spielberg, so he must have approved of the first films. The trailer has a nice looking world, good looking dinos and it seems like a pretty straight forward popcorn munching moving. Nothing that will change the world, but that doesn't matter to me. As long as I am entertained and there will be dinos all over the place, I'm okay with it!

 

[Scouse]

All you ever fucking seem to do is discuss. Take that here, because I am tired of your shit: http://thoughts.com/forums

Rather go here, as it's the best discussion forum on the web IMO.

Top lel mate. Can't remember what you wrote a page back?

Meh, I meant first sequel...

You bring nothing of value to this forum.... Nothing is good and everything is shit. That is your opinion on pretty much everything...

Erm...
Hmmm...or...mmm?

No, you're right. Either that or you're raging dino-fanboi with a giant stick up his arse today....

 

[Hawkwind]

I'll be dragging the kid to it for sure loved the original.

 

[Gwadien]

I just made the most perfectest poached eggs.

 

[Hawkwind]

I just made the most perfectest poached eggs.

big Jurassic ones?

 

[TdC]

GWAD KILLED THE DINOZORORORS!!!

 

[miri]

Shots fired!

 

[miri]

But you feel butthurt about my posts if you like. Fanboi.

It's because you're an odious, miserable old cunt.

 

[Gwadien]

It's because you're an odious, miserable old cunt.

Why didn't you call him Jurassic?

Fucking missed opportunity right there.

#carpediem.

 

[TdC]

I'm fairly sure there's a Jurassic Cunt in the Private back catalogue. Or was that...Yourassic Park? I forget

 

[megadave]

you guys love arguing these days huh

 

[Raven]

No we don't

 

[Gwadien]

Back on topic, @CorNokZ why did you single out Scouse? Alot of the comments were negative, alot more negative than Scouse infact.

Anyway, personally, I think it'll be shit, but I'll still probably watch it as some point in the future, with popcorn in hand.

Series>Films in terms of plots/story lines anyway, I'm happy that the vast majority of films are stupid over the top explosive stuff, with a weak story line, because its something you can brainlessly watch, whereas if you wanna watch something a bit more stimulating, get stuck in with some series.

 

[Himse]

no u shut up!1

 

[Scouse]

here you go @CorNokZ

In keeping with my "view of everything" - it's a bit shit - but still better than the sequels:

View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7qagh64t8w

 

[Job]

Hate to say it, but it was very good...except for the

Spoiler

end scene where all the dinos and people looked at each other and walked away from the carnage , that was cheeezeh.

 

[Billargh]

I really didn't enjoy it that much. I'd put money on one day Jurassic World becoming a synonym for 'average'.

 

[AngelHeal]

i just read the whole thread, but all i wanna know is what this guy says!

 

[Billargh]

i just read the whole thread, but all i wanna know is what this guy says!

"Shut yer noise, facking old kant."

 

[Job]

I think that the main story line is a good mirror of the present crossroads of humanity , everything new is tomorrow's boring.

 

[BloodOmen]

Have to admit I did NOT see this coming.

"
BY ZACK STEINChomping and stomping its way to box office infamy, Jurassic World took in $511.8 million dollars around the world this weekend, setting the record for biggest global opening of all time.

This is the first time a movie has grossed more than a half a billion dollars in one weekend, notes TheWrap - the previous record for a global opening weekend was Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2 with $483.2 million. Directed by Colin Tevrorrow, and starring Chris Pratt and Bryce Dallas Howard, Jurassic World was number one in all 66 markets it debuted, which includes the United Kingdom, China, Russia, Australia and Mexico."

http://uk.ign.com/articles/2015/06/...all-time? hub page (front page)&utm_content=6

 

[Talivar]

I really enjoyed it

 

[Lakih]

People love Chris Pratt
People love dinosaurs
Success!
Now if we could get him to play Commander Ripley (after a sex change) in an Aliens movie so we could give that franchise a new boost that would be great.

 

[Nate]

Great film, thoroughly enjoyed.

Grumpy Jurassic cunts can fuck off

Jumbo sized mega dino shit all over your grump!