Jurassic World

[CorNokZ]

Yes please. Say negative stuff if you will, but I creamed myself. Can't wait for this!


View: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFinNxS5KN4

 

[megadave]

Fucking love Jurassic Park! Dinosaurs are awesome... why did they feel the need the to engineer a whole new dinosaur? Also I know it's a just a trailer but if they dialogue in the movie is anything like that then it'll be terrible. Looks pretty at least and I love me some Chris Pratt.

 

[Scouse]

Non-Crichton 12A-rated cash-in.


Whack it up to an 18, give it some suspense and real gore and I might be interested. Other than that, booooooring.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Discount Chris Pratt - check.
Nerdy kid with older brother wearing a hoodie + large headphones cliché - check. (older brother will be listening to music and ignoring danger at some point)
Parents sending their kids in clearly dangerous venues, this case on an island filled with dinosaurs, alone cliché - check.
Most likely parent/parents resque chickenfile...err...cliché? - Probably check.
Milla jovovich style, girl with flare cliché - check (add screaming "Hey over here!" at a dinosaur while waving flare for bonus points)
Nobody in the whole god damn world knowing this island is trouble - check.

....meh...should be a good brainless movie about dinosaurs, why not.

*looks up stuff* Oh it is chriss pratt. That is a REALLY good discount then

 

[Raven]

Looks like a pile of bollocks.

 

[Gray]

The kid was ace in Iron Man 3, awesome chemistry with Robert Downey.

Visually the movie looks good, but then as soon as they mentioned the GM Dino i sighed a bit!

 

[Job]

TBH it's pretty well the same as the other three with less known actors...good popcorn movie...though if the dinosaurs have a fight at the end using spinning kung fu I'll have to get my gun.

 

[old.Tohtori]

The kid was ace in Iron Man 3, awesome chemistry with Robert Downey.

Did not notice that, actually quite cool we got two marvel actors in a dino movie

 

[Raven]

I bet he insists on having that annoying unisex haircut throughout, I bet he also whines and squeals a lot.

 

[old.Tohtori]

I bet he insists on having that annoying unisex haircut throughout, I bet he also whines and squeals a lot.

Let's not forget him saying some line of little if any relevance that then somehow gives an idea for our hero to save the day.

 

[DaGaffer]

Ugh, they went with the genetically-engineered super-dinosaur (which you can bet has human DNA). I heard that rumour a couple of years ago, because of course T-Rex and Spinosaurus are old hat. Looks like a bag o' shite.

 

[Moriath]

A fully armed soldier would be vulnerable to this supposed thing. I hate it when they engineer kids or something who amazingly survive through the film just to give you a tug on the heart strings that doesn't work. Cause you know they will be fine at the end.

Probably good fx. Won't be going to the cinema for this.

 

[old.Tohtori]

I'll add a one word argument to why we don't need a genemanipulatedsuperdino as a major threat;

Raptors.

 

[Jupitus]

Pile of wank

 

[megadave]

I bet he insists on having that annoying unisex haircut throughout, I bet he also whines and squeals a lot.

He looked like the angsty teenager who doesn't want to be there, but that wouldn't make sense because even the biggest teenage cunt would love Jurassic Park

I'll add a one word argument to why we don't need a genemanipulatedsuperdino as a major threat;

Raptors.

It looks like they're kept in kennels and Chris Pratt is riding with them in the trailer. Also the lack of cinematronics is disappointing.

 

[Ch3tan]

Trailer looks good, and i do have a soft spot for the original. I agree about the gm rex stuff though, not necessary.

 

[caLLous]

I bet he insists on having that annoying unisex haircut throughout, I bet he also whines and squeals a lot.

You bet he finishes the film with the same hairstyle he started it with? As opposed to what? Stopping for a haircut half way through? "Yeah I'm going to this island to see awesome dinosaurs and get a trim"

I agree about creating dinos and making it PG. I would love it to be more (or at all) gory with proper suspense and horror. Won't happen though (not in this franchise anyway).

 

[Raven]

Do you have a different plug for your arse for each day of the week?

 

[Ch3tan]

Raven you are a tedious parody of yourself these days.

 

[old.Tohtori]

To be fair, callous does have some vibrating buttplug moments. I'm not saying Raven is the very model of a modern major general, but he's FH levels of c*nty at best

 

[Yoni]

I was excited loved the original... I love Chris Pratt but he looks like he just walked off the set of GotG and GM dinosaurs

 

[Lakih]

I don't care what you whining bitches say, i loved the first movie and will most likely enjoy this one too.

 

[old.Tohtori]

Quite, can also be pleasantly surprised. While no one has really captured the magic of a xenomorph, there's always the possibility that the oozeapasaurus might be a winner.

 

[Raven]

Raven you are a tedious parody of yourself these days.

So you aren't getting bored of him jumping on everything I post, or just the plain misery of the man?

The mans obviously got some issues and I am not entirely sure what I have done to upset him but this obsession of his is getting weirder by the week.

 

[caLLous]

Oh do relax. It was a lighthearted jibe, you don't have to get your panties in a knot every time I respond to something you say.

I don't care what you whining bitches say, i loved the first movie and will most likely enjoy this one too.

I notice you didn't say you loved the 2nd and 3rd of the trilogy... Because they were awful cash-ins. This one could be great but it could also go the same way.

 

[CorNokZ]

shush you. Go make your own threads, don't derail this one.

Personally I will be wearing this around my neck at the premier

along wit this shirt

I for one, am very excited!

 

[Raven]

I'll probably end up watching it when it comes onto sky box office or whatever but I don't like how every film of this sort has to have some whiney little kid that gets himself into trouble. I bet he has a big book of facts in his rucksack that comes to the rescue or something. Chris Pratt should be good in it but I am not sure if the nostalgia and him can save it from being a massive cash cow.

 

[Lakih]

Oh do relax. It was a lighthearted jibe, you don't have to get your panties in a knot every time I respond to something you say.

I notice you didn't say you loved the 2nd and 3rd of the trilogy... Because they were awful cash-ins. This one could be great but it could also go the same way.

I don't think the 2nd and 3rd are bad. Not as good as the first, but still not bad.

 

[Scouse]

I don't think the 2nd and 3rd are bad. Not as good as the first, but still not bad.

No. They weren't bad. They were fucking awful.

And the first one was fucking awful with a big smelly poo, with a pube encrustation, on top.

 

[caLLous]

The first one was a much better film but it also got a pass because we didn't have anything previous to benchmark it against. The second and third were just dire.