Joke for you all ..

[Ranger]

>>>A man is waiting for his wife to give birth.
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without
>>>torso,
>>> >arms or legs.
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >The son is just a head!
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love
>>>and
>>> >compassion.
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >After 21 years, the son is now old enough for his first drink.
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >Dad takes him to the bar, tearfully tells the son he is proud of him
>>>and
>>> >orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy.
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >With all the bar patrons looking on curiously and the bartender
>>>shaking
>>>his
>>> >head in disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol.
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >Swoooop! A torso pops out!
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >The bar is dead silent; then bursts into a whoop of joy. The father,
>>> >shocked, begs his son to drink again.
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >The patrons chant "Take another drink"!
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >The bartender still shakes his head in dismay.
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >Swoooop! Two arms pops out.
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >The bar goes wild. The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to
>>>drink
>>> >again.
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >The patrons chant "Take another drink"!
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >The bartender ignores the whole affair.
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >By now the boy is getting tipsy, and with his new hands he reaches
>>>down,
>>> >grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it.
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >Swoooop! Two legs pop out.
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >The bar is in chaos. The father falls to his knees and tearfully thanks
>>> God.
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the left.... then to
>>> the
>>> >right.... right through the front door, into the street, where a truck
>>> runs
>>> >over him and kills him instantly. The bar falls silent.
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >The father moans in grief.
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >The bartender sighs and says...
>>> >
>>> >
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>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >(wait for it)
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>>> >"He should have quit while he was a head!"

 

[Ala]

*LOL*

That was hella funny! Thanks Ranger!

 

['Shy]

Heheh I laughed out loud Nice one!

:bazbeer:

 

[Belsameth]

rofl....

 

[Conchabar]

 

[TeaSpoon]

First thing to make me laugh to myself in a while

 

[Shneddi]

could predict ending ,but it was still well funny

 

[Teren]

i dont get it

 

[Adari]

a head, ahead osv

 

[BlitheringIdiot]

hehe

 

[Sissyfoo]

T'was good!

 

[Tom]

One day the villagers on this island built a brand new social centre, cos their old was was crap and falling down. They had a big ceremony and lots of parties, and then their new centre burnt down. They saw a little green man running away from it.

They rebuilt the centre, and the next night, had another party, but it burnt down again, and they saw the little green man running away from it so they built another one the next day, and it burnt down again. This carried on for about a week, when one of the villagers got annoyed and chased the little green man as he ran from the latest burning building. He caught him and said "HAve you been burning down our stuff?" and the little green man said "Yeah."

 

[Sissyfoo]

Ha ha ha! ...wait, I don't get it.

 

[BlitheringIdiot]

>>>>One day the villagers on this island built a brand new social
>>> >
>>>>>centre, cos their old was was crap and falling down. They had a big
>>>>>ceremony and lots of parties, and then their new centre burnt down.
>>>>>They
>>>>>saw a little green man running away from it.
>>>>>
>>>>>They rebuilt the centre, and the next night, had another party, but it
>>>>>
>>>>burnt down again, and they saw the little green man running away from it
>>>>so they built another one the next day, and it burnt down again. This
>>>>>carried on for about a week, when one of the villagers got annoyed and
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>chased the little green man as he ran from the latest burning building. He caught him and said "HAve you been burning
>>>>>down our stuff?" and the little green man said
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>"Yeah."

 

[Conchabar]

god blith was that supposed to be funny ?

 

[BlitheringIdiot]

god blith was that supposed to be funny ?

No, it was to help sissy to understand it.

I noticed you werent fully worshipping me in church this week conch, I'm very disappointed.

<bah dum tsch>

(now that was funny!)

 

[plomien]

first one i get, second one i have no clue what you are on about

 

[Conchabar]

No, it was to help sissy to understand it.

I noticed you werent fully worshipping me in church this week conch, I'm very disappointed.

<bah dum tsch>

(now that was funny!)

lol i got properly owned there

 

[Aoami]

Look up old in the dictionary and you'll find this joke tbh.

 

[Jugvayne]

 

[Ala]

Tom...... I'm worried about you hun

 

[Ala]

Look up old in the dictionary and you'll find this joke tbh.

Funnily enough, look up Aoami and you'll find 'biggest bint in teh world'

<bah dum tsch>

 

[BlitheringIdiot]

Ala, Im touched.

First putting me in your sig, now stealing my drum kit. An unlikley rolemode, I must admit, but I think you've chosen well.

 

[Aoami]

Funnily enough, look up Aoami and you'll find 'biggest bint in teh world'

<bah dum tsch>

Ala, please. Just leave.

 

[Alkoran]

Look up old in the dictionary and you'll find this joke tbh.

Oh the irony, oh the cliche, oh the down right lack of originality.... you were saying something about leaving Aoami? Just leave the door on the latch, that'll be fine.

 

[Ala]

Ala, please. Just leave.

That's OK hun, I'll stay but It's gonna be aaaaalriiiight.

 

[Ala]

Ala, Im touched.

Where?

 

[BlitheringIdiot]

Oh... that wasnt your hand?

 

[Ala]

It was actually.....

 

[Aoami]

Oh the irony, oh the cliche, oh the down right lack of originality.... you were saying something about leaving Aoami? Just leave the door on the latch, that'll be fine.

1 - No i wasn't.

2 - No, I wasn't.